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THE LOONIVERSAL GAZETTEER

1.0 Introduction
2.0 Loonivearth
.1 Continents
.2 Countries
.3 Fictional Cities
.31 Net.ropolis
.4 Oceans / Seas
.5 Other Features
3.0 Extraterrestrial Regions

Third posting. Version 1.2. Lasted posted/updated February 1996

Back in late 1994 Silicon Spider asked if all place names in the
Looniverse were punned, to which the reply was more or less 'yes', with
lots of examples being given. Then Dave Van Domelen mused:

> wonders if some fool will actually take it on himself to compile a
> Gazetteer?

Well, now you know :-P


1.0 Introduction:
This is a guide to place names for mainstream Loonivearth/Looniearth
(Also referred to variously as Net.Earth (_501 Blues), Earth-Loon
(_Dvandom Force_ #39) and as Earth-A (_Net.League of Heroes_). There
are probably others that I've missed).

The Looniverse is a very weird place, but this is perfectly acceptable
because it's an ACBU (Absurd Comic Book Universe). One of the most
noticeable differences are the place names. The Looniverse exists in the
Net (well, actually it resonates in sympathy to events in the Net, but
that's being technical). As a result, place names tend to be puns, usually
Net-based puns. One doesn't go to New York, one goes to Net.York.

Generally. There are exceptions.

Specifically, the Looniverse is inhabited by people covered by various
publishing imprints. Some of them do not use Net names.

The Looniverse is primarily inhabited by (well, has most frequently
documented the adventures of) the Legion of Net.Heroes (LNH). They tend
to use Net names all the time.

The Order of St. Doomas/Dumbass (OSD) also lives there, but most of the
time they don't care whether they're using names that are Net-based puns
or not, just as long as they can track down and punish sphammers.
Preferably with extreme prejudice.

On the other hand, despite their name the Net.Trenchcoat Brigade (NTB)
tends not to use Net-pun names. Although the nominally share the same
world, and occasionally the same continuity, they don't share the same
genre and tend to prefer non-punned names. They may be referring to
exactly the same place, physically, as the other two groups, but the
point-of-view is different.

Naturally, since this is a document for the use of the Legion, Net
names that are puns on the names used here in Real Life are given
emphasis. For ease of reference, the arrangement is by
giving the Real Life name first, followed by the Loonivearth equivalent.

Within that framework geographical features are divided up into
sections, then subsections if necessary. Firstly are Continents, then
Nations (subdivided into states, thence cities and towns), then Oceans and
Seas, and Other Features (mountain ranges, deserts, etc.). Within the
Countries and States division, capital cities will be marked with a (c).

I have also included a separate section for the fictional cities like
Coastal City and Got.ham, since I haven't the faintest idea where they
are, and moreover have a sneaking suspicion that there's no consensus
on it anyway. For this version of the FAQ, I have added a full sub-
section of text description for Net.ropolis.

There is also a section for extra-Terrestrial places. This section is
slightly different from the first, Loonivearth based sections, as a brief
description is given. I've included a small note on which source I used
for the information; in some cases other sources may exist as well.


2.0 Loonivearth/Looniearth
* Luna (the moon) Loona


2.1 Continents
* Africa Af.rec.a
* Antarctica Ant.alt.ica
* Asia Alt.sia
* Australia Alt.stralia
* Europe Eu.rec
* North America North Ame.rec.a
* South America South Ame.rec.a


2.2 Countries
* Afghanistan Afgha.net.stan

* Albania Alt.bania
(c) Tirane Dir.ane

* Algeria Alt.ge.rec.a
(c) Algiers Alt.geirs

* Andorra Andor.rec
(c) Andorra la vella Andor.rec la vella

* Angola Alt.gola
(c) Luanda Luan.dir

* Antigua Alt.igua

* Argentina Argenti.net
(c) Buenos Aires Buenos Ai.rec

* Austria Alt.stria
(c) Vienna Vien.net

* Australia Alt.stralia
(c) Canberra Canber.rec
Queensland Queens.LAN.d
(c) Brisbane Bris.bit
New South Wales Net.South Wales
(c) Sydney Syd.net
Northern Territory Northern Ter.rec.tory
(c) Darwin Dir.win
South Australia South Alt.stralia
(c) Adelaide Alt.elaide
Tasmania Taz.net.ia
(c) Hobart Ho.bit
Victoria Victo.rec.a
(c) Melbourne Melbour.net

* Bahamas Bit.hamas

* Bahomey Bit.homey
(c) Porto Novo Porto Net.vo

* Bahrain Bit.rain
(c) Manama Ma.net.ma

* Barbados Bar.bit.dos

* Belgium Belg.IO.m
(c) Brussels Brus.sci.ls
Passchendaele Passkeydaele

* Bosnia Bos.net.a (now replaced by Hershia)

* Botswana Bits.wana

* Brazil B.rec.zil
(c) Brasilia B.rec.silia

* Bulgaria Bulga.rec.a

* Canada Ca.net.da
(c) Ottawa Alt.tawa; Net.tawa
Net.pean
Alberta Alt.berta
British Columbia Bit.tish Colum.bit.a
(c) Victoria Victo.rec.a
Manitoba Manito.bit
(c) Winnipeg Win.net.peg
Newfoundland Net.foundland
New Brunswick Net.Brunswick
(c) Fredericton Frede.rec.ton
Northwest Territories Northwest Ter.rec.tories
(c) Yellowknife Yellow.net
Nova Scotia Net.va Scotia
(c) Halifax Hali.fax
Ontario Ontar.IO
Quebec Queb.rec
Montreal Montre.alt
Saskatchewan Saskatche.WAN
(c) Regina Rec.gina
Yukon Territory Yukon Ter.rec.tory

* China Chi.net
(c) Beijing Bit.jing

* Colombia Colom.bit.a

* Congo Con.gosub

* Costa Rica Costa Rec.a

* Czechoslovakia Cz.rec.hoslovakia

* Dominican Republic Dominican Rec.public

* El Salvador El Salva.dir
(c) San Salvador San Salva.dir

* Ecuador Ecua.dir; Rec.uador; Net.cudor

* Egypt Egy.bit
(c) Cairo Cai.rec

* Equatorial Guinea Equatorial Gui.net
(c) Malabo Mala.bit

* Ethiopia Eth.io.pia
(c) Addis Ababa Addis Aba.bit

* Finland Fin.LAN.d
(c) Helsinki Helsin.key

*Germany Germa.net
(c) Berlin Bit.lin; Ber.LAN
Lintz Li.net.z
Nuremberg Nu.RAM.berg
Peenemun.de

* Greenland Green.LAN.d

* Grenada G.rec.nada

* Honduras Hon.dir.as
(c) Tegucigalpa Tegu.sig.alpa

* India I.net.dia; Ind.IO
(c) New Delhi Net.Delhi
Bombay Bom.bit
Calcutta Calculata

* Indonesia In.dir.nesia; Indo.net.sia
(c) Jakarta Jak.alt.a

* Iraq I.rec

* Ireland IRC.land; Ire.LAN.d

* Italy Alt.aly; Net.aly

* Ivory Coast Ivo.rec Coast
(c) Abidjan A.bit.djan

* Jamaica Jama.key.a

* Japan Jap.AN; Net.pon
(c) Tokyo To.key.o; Tok.IO

* Korea Core.ea; Ko.rec.a

* Lebanon Le.bit.non

* Luxembourg Lux.comp.org

* Malaysia Malay.sci.a; Mala.sys.ia

* Mexico Net.xico
Tijuana Tijua.net

* Micronesia Misc.ron.easia

* Monaco Mo.net.co

* Morocco Mo.rec.co
(c) Rabat Ra.bit
Casablanca Cascade.ablaca

* Nepal Net.pal

* Netherlands Net.therlands

* New Caledonia Net.Cal.alt.donia

* New Zealand Net.Zealand
(c) Wellington Wellingto.net; Boot City
Auckland Auck.LAN.d
Christchurch Ch.rec.stchurch

* Nicaragua Net.caragua

* Nigeria Net.geria

* Pakistan Pakista.net
(c) Islamabad Islama.bit

* Panama Pa.net.ma

* Paraguay Pa.rec.guay

* Poland P.alt.LAN.d; Po.LAN.d

* Russia Rec.sia; Rus.sci.a
(c) Moscow Misc.ow

* Rwanda Rec.wanda; R.WAN.da

* Saudi Arabia Saudi Ara.bit.a

* Senegal Se.net.gal

* Serbia Ser.bit.a (now replaced by Nestlia)

* Sierra Leone Sier.rec Leone

* South Africa South Af.rec.a
(c) Johannesburg Johan.net.burg

* Sri Lanka Sci LAN.ka; Sys.ri LAN.ka
(c) Colombo Colom.bit

* Swaziland Sci.zi.LAN.d
(c) Mbabane M.bit.bane

* Switzerland Sci.tzerland; Switzer.LAN.d
Zurich Zureallyrich

* Syria Sys.ria

* Taiwan Tai.WAN

* Thailand Thai.LAN.d

* Transylvania (not an Trans.alt.vania (very much an
independedent country) independedent country)

* Turkey Tur.keystroke
(c) Ankara Alt.kara
Istanbul Istan.bit

* United Arab Emirates U.net.ted Arab E; Usenet.ted Arab E
(c) Abu Dhabi Abu Dha.bit

* United Kingdom U.net.ted Kingdom; Usenet.ted Kingdom
England Eng.LAN.d
(c) London Londo.net
Newcastle upon Tyne Net.castle upon Tyne
Northern Ireland Northern IRC.land
(c) Belfast Bit.fast
Scotland Scott.LAN.d
(c) Edinburgh Edit.burgh
Glasgow Glas.gosub

* United States of America Loonited States of Ame.rec.a; Useneted SofA
(c) Washington Washington.gov
Alabama Alt.abama
Alaska Alt.laska
Arizona A.rec.zona
(c) Phoenix Phoe.unix
Arkansas Arkan.sys
(c) Little Rock Little Rec
California Califor.net
(c) Sacramento Sac.rec.mento
Los Angeles Los Alt.geles; Net.Angeles
Hollywood H.alt.y.wood
San Francisco San Francis.com; San Fran.sys.co
Colorado C.alt.orado; Color.alt.o
Connecticut Con.net.icut
Delaware Dela.ware
Florida Flo.rec.da
(c) Tallahassee Tallahas.sci
Daytona Beach Dayto.net Beach
Illinois Illi.net
Chicago Sig.ago
Perth
Indiana India.net
(c) Indianapolis India.net.polis
Iowa IO.wa
(c) Des Moines Data Moines; Des Moi.net
A Little Town You've Probably
Never Heard Of
Kansas Kan.sys
Kentucky Kentuc.key
Louisiana Louisia.net
New Orleans Net.Orleans
Maryland Mary.LAN.d
(c) Annapolis An.net.polis
Massachusetts Massachus.net.ts
(c) Boston Bosto.net; Bin.town
Minnesota Min.net.sota
Rochester Rec.chester
Mississippi Mis.sys.ippi
Missouri Misc.souri
Montana Monta.net
(c) Helena Hele.net
Nebraska Net.braska
(c) Lincoln Link.oln
Nevada Net.vada
New Hampshire Net.Hampshire
(c) Concord Con.cord; Comp.cord
New Jersey Net.Jersey
(c) Trenton T.rec.ton
Newark Net.ark; News.ark
New Mexico News.Net.xico
Albuquerque Alt.buquerque
New York Net.York; Net.Yak
(c) Albany Alt.bany
North Carolina North Ca.rec.lina
North Dakota North Dir.kota
(c) Bismark Bit.mark
Ohio Oh.IO
(c) Columbus Colum.bus
Cinninati Cincin.net.i; Sin.ci.net.ty
Oregon O.rec.gon
Pennsylvania Pennsylva.net.a
Rhode Island Load Island
(c) Providence Provid.net.cence
South Carolina South Ca.rec.lina
(c) Colombia Colom.bit.a
South Dakota South Dir.kota
Tennessee Ten.net.ssee
Texas Net.xas
(c) Austin Austi.net
Virginia Virgi.net.a
Washington Washingto.net
(c) Olympia Oh.lympia
Seattle Se.alt.tle
West Virginia West Virgi.net.a
(c) Charleston Charlesto.net
Wisconsin Wis.com.sin; Wis.comp.sin; Wis.con.sin
(c) Madison Ma.dir.son; Madiso.net
O.com.omowoc
Milwaukee Mil.waukee
Wyoming Wy.oh.ping

* Uruguay U.rec.guay
(c) Montevideo Monte.video

* Venezuela Ve.net.zuela
(c) Caracas Ca.rec.cas

* Vietnam Vi.net.nam

* Zambia Zam.bit.a

* Zimbabwe Zim.bit.we


2.3 Fictional Areas (various)
* Alt.lantis (no Dvandom, I'm not aware of anyone using it either. But
you're right, _all_ comic book universes must have a version of
Atlantis :-)
* Alt.veria (Central Eu.rec)
* Andale Atoll (mobile)
* Bellinjuk (east coast, Nth Is.LAN.d, Net.Zealand)
* Cheeseville (Loonited States)
* Clue Valley (Net.baska, Loonited States)
* Coastal City (on Virgi.net.a /Nth Ca.rec.lina border, Loonited States)
* Dead.letter (A.rec.zona, Loonited States)
* Fuciale (Lasagna Islnds, Loconesia)
* Grey Area Of The Moon (region of Loona with an atmosphere, and contains
the citadel of the Looker)
* Got.ham (Loonited States)
* Keystroke and C|Net.ral cities (twin cities, across Missou.rec River,
Loonited States)
* Madripoorer (SE Alt.sian island nation)
* Misery Ridge (suburb of Coastal City)
* Net.varez (Net.xico)
* New Yak City (Loonited States)
* North Mauldin (Net.York state, Loonited States)
* Post City (Loonited States)
* Savage Place (tropical prehistoric jungle in the Ant.alt.ic)


2.31 Net.ropolis
Net.ropolis is the home city of the Legion of Net.Heroes, and is where
the LNH(occasional optional H here)Q is set up. Naturally then, it has
been extensively - if haphazardly - detailed.
Net.ropolis has a certain fluidity to it: landmarks sometimes shift
about. This flexibility is only occasional, however, and is nowhere near
as marked as the near constant mutability of the LNHQ. Moreover, the
LNHQ's mutability is due to the combination of interdimensional nexus
it sits on, the ley lines that meet there, and other exotic intangibles.
By comparison, Net.ropolis' flexibility is more likely due to its
fictional nature, and things tend to shift about only when a particular
Writer forgets where something should be. It is therefore entirely
possible that the bulk of the Looniverse's non-superhuman natives
wouldn't even notice the cities changes where they would those of the
LNHQ.

General Layout:
Net.ropolis is a port city on the East Coast of Ame.rec.a, off the
Sound, probably somewhere in either Net.York or Net.Jersey.
The city is arguably one in decline as middle and upper class taxpayers
move out to avoid the super battles and the very high insurance premiums
that result.
Like many cities it had a building boom in the mid 1980s, which has
now resulted in a definite 'abandoned warehouse' district which is now
used by criminals needing secret hideouts.
Net.ropolis' slum area is Hovel Homes, which is largely ignored by
heroes and villains alike, although CAPTAIN CAPITALISE does some
community service there.
There are extensive underground tunnels and sewers that have been
infested by Ewoks, Gremlins and eldritch horrors at one time or another.
Net.ropolis' ethnic suburbs are even more specifically delineated than
normal. In addition to the usual Chinatown and Little Italy districts,
it has areas like Kansastown (a three block area in the city's north).

Specific Places:
The LNHQ fronts onto Rackham Avenue.
Net.ropolis has a number of comic book shops. These include Net.ropolis
Comics (reputed to be possibly the largest comic shop in the world, and
which sells, among other things, 6 foot tall Totoros).
Net.ropolis possesses at least one major bridge, the Emperor Norton
Bridge. It also has at least three major parks: Central (Ce.net.ral) Park
(opposite which is the Second InterNet.sional Bank), RAC.Arthur Park, and
Net.ropolis Park (which contains the famous Philosopher's Needle).
There is a convention center called the Net.ropolitan (or just 'the
Net') on the Great Alt Way (where the annual rACCCIEs are held). There
is also the massive Net.ropolitan Bandshell which was created for the
RACCelestial Madonna Pageant and is now used for public entertainment.
The major centers of higher learning are Dave Thomas Deluxe University
and Net.ropolis University. High schools include the Net.ropolis Academy
(where many of the teenaged LNHers attend), and Net.ropolis Junior High.
Utilities variously include Net.ropolis International Airport, and the
Net.ropolis Water Treatment Plant. Most of the cities' power comes from
either the geothermal power plant (within walking distance of the LNHQ),
or the Net.ropolis Nuclear Power Plant at 2 1/2 Mile Island.
Somewhere in or around the LNHQ is the hall of Fallen Heroes, where
statues of dead LNHers are enshrined.
Net.ropolis contains the Library of Infinite Stories, which has a
proprietary portal to Crossroads in it.
Newspapers include the Net.ropolis Daily Pla.net (employer of Johnny
Fearless), and the Net.ropolis Times.
There is the Church of DVANDOM (with wReamicus Maximus as high
priest). Sites of more conventional religious denominations include
Get.semane Evangelical (with Pastor Norman McKenzie).
There is a trendy theme restaurant chain, 'the Net.Hero Cafe', which
is based in Net.ropolis. There is a karaoke bar named the Sing-Along
Cafe in honour of Sing-Along-Lass. Other restruants named include the
hideously expensive and exclusive Fettucini's, the more reasonably priced
Betty's Diner (in Kansastown), and Guido's Pizza Pit (popular with
LNHers). There is also the Waffle Palace, the Cold Vengeance Ice Cream
Parlor (453 North Eyriewood), and at least one Frogurt Hut (the one on
Rackham Ave has been destroyed).
Sidekicks'R'Us has recently come under new management. It is housed in
the Sidekicks'R'Us Building.
From the top of the Net.ropolis Trade Towers it's possible to see all
of Net.ropolis. Other skyscrapers include Oblivion Towers (which may or
may not have undergone repairs and name change following Dr. Oblivion's
arrest).
The Net.ropolis Arms is a ritzy hotel.
Lovecraft Asylum is a mental institution in or near the city.
Art galleries include The Morgue Gallery, specialising in images of ghosts
and run by the death-obsessed eccentric millionaire Mr. Wellings De Ville.
In the docks area is a thug bar called the Bent Quarter. There is also
The Bar, which caters for both low-middle class and criminal clients.
The city has a retirement village for criminals, the Home For Aged But
Unrepentant Villains Village.
It has both an elevated rail-line, the El, and a subway system.
There are a large number of streets named after prominent Real Life
comic book artists and writer. These include Byrne Avenue, Edlund Street,
Mignola Street.

Social Structure
The Mayor of Net.ropolis is Boris Wippleshod. [Hey, Descri! Even if
issue 7 of _Kid Kiwis Kommandoes_ never happened, can he still be Mayor?]
The Net.ropolis Police Force has a prominent official in Sgt. Paddy
O'Furniture. Other officers named include Reed Spacer, Lt. Neill (who
handles sidekick problems), Lt. Ayre Headed, Sgt. Lovell Carter, and
Officers O'Malley and Andy Jandleman.
In return for continued good will from the city, the LNH have agreed
to help in any civic problems, no matter how mundane. Golden Man, having
few, if any, storylines to support tends to act as a sort of one-man
civic response force for non-crime problems. There is a well practiced
evacuation proceedure for the blocks around the LNHQ.
The _Net.Hero Weekly_ is a popular trade paper for net.heroing.
The Looniversal chapter of the Black Ink Irregulars seems to be based
in Net.ropolis.
McLaughlin Man was recently temporarily replaced on his top-rated hero-
baiting TV talk 'Net.ropolis AM Live' on the Net.New.Network show by
Limbaugh Man. Lethal Lawyer worked for both in some sort of ill-defines
sidekick/announcer/producer role. McLaughlin Man subsequently moved back
onto Net.ropolis AM Live when Limbaugh Man gained his own show 'Limbaugh
Man' on the same network.
A top-rated kids' show is 'LNH: The Animated Series'.
The city host the annual fencing and diamond sellers' convention, 'the
Ice and Slice'.
The Brotherhood of Net.Villains financially controls a majority of the
city's construction materials industry.
Queen Bee Enterprises employs a large number of Net.ropolitans,
although only a small number publicly.
Motorcycle insurance is almost prohibitively high in the Looniverse
in general.


2.4 Oceans, Seas
* Antarctic O Ant.alt.ic O
* Arctic O Alt.ic O
* Atlantic O Alt.lantic O
* Pacific O Pacifanfic O; Pacifi.net O
* Indian O I.net.dian O

* Adriatic S Ad.rec.atic S
* Baltic S B.alt.ic S
* Caribbean S Ca.rec.bean S; Carib.bit.an S
* Mediterranean S Medi.net.ranean S


2.5 Other Features
* Alps Alts
* Cheyene Mountain Sci.ene Mountains
* Gobi Desert Go.bit Desert
* Great Barrier Reef Great Bar.rec.er Reef
* Lake Michigan Lake Mich.sig.an
* Mureoa Atol Mur.net.oa Atol
* Rocky Mountains Rec.ky M; Rock.net M; Roc.key M
* Sahara Desert Saha.rec Desert


3.0 Extraterrestrial Regions

* Beartu. Inhabitants all look like Bea Arthur. Comparable Tech level to
Earth, planet-wide monarchy. [_Spacequest Raven_ #1]

* Capxan. A source of past continuity problems. The natives must be
kept sedate lest they revert to baser instincts, become insanely
proportioned and wear tight, exhibitionist outfits. It's as yet unclear
if this planet has a counterpart in the mainstream Looniverse. [_Stranger
Tales_ #4-5]

* Dorfian Homeworld. Location is secret. Home to Dorfian emperor.
[_The Flame Wars II_ #0]

* H'yddee'uz/H'yyydde'uz. Had its name changed during Beige Noon in the
2 1/2 month gap.

* Internet RACelestial Complex (IRC). Not to be confused with the
extradimensional realm of the same name. A place which the RACelestials
use as a gathering place (for their own, unknowable reasons) and which
other races have subsequently developed as a tourist attraction. Consists
of a number of asteroids linked by artificial landscaping. [_Kid Kirby
and Sing-Along-Lass_ #5]

* Menthohulomorphoverbomaximus. A long dead wold formrly devoted to the
study of psychoburbology. [_Continuity Champ_ #23]

* New Collins. A home to the New Mods. Kindlier than its counterpart,
ToppPhorti. Now apparently vanished into legend. It's as yet unclear if
this planet has a counterpart in the mainstream Looniverse. [_Stranger
Tales_ #4]

* Phabric IV. Have good tailors. [_Continuity Champ_ #6]

* QWERTY. Home of My-kel and Dev-null. Rendered lifeless by
Dvorakian logic bomb. [_Constellation_ #27]

* Rust. Formerly Ferric. Home of an iron-based race, and homeworld of
Liquid Tide. Ruined by colonisation by J'so who introduced oxygen into
the atmosphere, and later regenerated by the explosion of the bow tie of
power. [_Spite Grrrl_ #7-10]

* Senrabffej V. Member of the Dvorkian Empe(?). [_Continuity Champ_ #25]

* Shekkee II. Home of Sarcastic Lad. Noted for fierce thunderstorms.
[_Secret Origin of Sarcastic Lad_ #1]

* Schmeglon VII. A Dvorkian prison planet. Consider cow lungs garnished
with broiled rats' hair to be a delicacy. [_Continuity Champ_ #9]

* ToppPhorti. A home of the New Mods. A dead, wasted world that looks
like a disco ball with most of the mirrors gouged out. It's as yet unclear
if this planet has a counterpart in the mainstream Looniverse. [_Stranger
Tales_ #4]

* Vathlo. Home of Kid Not Appearing In Any Retcon Hour Story. Now
destroyed.

* Webster's World. Artificial planet devoted to preserving Looniversal
knowledge. Powered by the semantic energies of the Infinity Dictionary
stored at its core. Home of Spelling Boy. [_Continuity Champ_ #9]

* Zerst. Has a suicidal ritual caled McCleod's Last Fling. [_Continuity
Champ_ #24]

* Zethrythia. Inhabitants are a nocturnal, reptilian, merchant race with
light sensitive eyes and a tendency towards xenophobia. Legal system
biased against offworlders. Planetary government in a beaurecratic mess.
Has a royal family. Allies of the Dvorakians. [_Continuity Champ_ #7]

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way to do that, in the Librarian's opinion, was to leave them on the
shelves where Nature intended them to be." - Terry Pratchett, _Men At Arms_


Ergh Redux

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In article <1996100106...@solarnum.itd.uts.edu.au>,

Saxon Brenton <Saxon....@uts.edu.au> wrote:
> The Looniverse is primarily inhabited by (well, has most frequently
>documented the adventures of) the Legion of Net.Heroes (LNH). They tend
>to use Net names all the time.

Says you. I've been following the Scav Method of Looniversal Geographic
Names for the past few years. According to this method, only Net.ropolis
has a net.name. Try reading a story with three different versions of
"Boston" in it and you'll understand why this method is good. :)

>2.31 Net.ropolis


> Sidekicks'R'Us has recently come under new management. It is housed in
>the Sidekicks'R'Us Building.

Recently? You call nearly two years ago recently? :)

> Net.ropolis contains the Library of Infinite Stories, which has a
>proprietary portal to Crossroads in it.

Actually, it doesn't. But I'll let Eagle explain it; he's good at this
kind of thing. :)

-Mike

--
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"Fighters for liberty / Fighters for power / Fighters for longer turns in
the shower." -- Moxy Fruvous, "Gulf War Song"

Eagle

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Saxon Brenton <Saxon....@uts.edu.au> writes:

> Net.ropolis contains the Library of Infinite Stories, which has a
> proprietary portal to Crossroads in it.

Net.ropolis contains Sim Library, which is not quite the same thing, and
which has precisely the same amount of connection to Crossroads and the
Library of Infinite Stories as the library down the street from you.

I need to write. Hi, Mike.

--
Eagle (ea...@eyrie.org) Windrider of Crossroads
<URL:http://www.eyrie.org/~eagle/> rec.arts.comics.creative archivist

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