Another False Lead

[hen...@swirve.com]

After years of painstaking research, I have now ascenrtained that the
slanderous claim that Pippin was secretly betrothed to Goldberry at
the time of the War of the Ring is yet another lie spread by the
scoffers and mudslingers! I'm most displeased. Will the calumny never
end?

Horus Engels

[Noel Q. von Schneiffel]

Who claims such falsehood? Tell me who it was, Master Horus, so that I
can not visit his website anymore, so that he will no longer earn
money from ads and starve to death.

The betrothed one was Merry, of course.

Noel

[Sean_Q_]

hen...@swirve.com wrote:
> After years of painstaking research, I have now ascenrtained that the
> slanderous claim that Pippin was secretly betrothed to Goldberry at
> the time of the War of the Ring is yet another lie

Sheer nonsense of course. Pippin was a Took; that is to say,
pure Fallowhide. They were "taller and slimmer than the others;
they were LOVERS OF TREES...." [emphasis mine]

Now ask yourself where Fimbrethil and the other Entwives really
ran off too?

SQ

[Pseudonymus al-Faqha'ter III]

On Oct 31, 7:20 pm, Sean_Q_ <no.s...@no.spam> wrote:

If you're right, I think we've found out who is TOLKIEN's authorial
self-insertion. (We had previously thought it was Treebeard, because
TOLKIEN was probably a tree. A bristlecone pine, to be exact)

Dr. Lustmolch still insists it was Gollum.

[hen...@swirve.com]

On Nov 2, 3:58 pm, "Pseudonymus al-Faqha'ter III"

If you prick hobbits, do they not bleed? If you tickle them, do they
not laugh? If you set fire to their hairy feet, do they not scream and
run away across the field? And Gollum was in Miami at the time,
learnng to dance the tango.

Horus Engels

[Prai Jei]

hen...@swirve.com set the following eddies spiralling through the
space-time continuum:

> And Gollum was in Miami at the time, learnng to dance the tango.

Ancient lore tells us that that takes two. Who with?
--
ξ:) Proud to be curly

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[Sean_Q_]

hen...@swirve.com wrote:

> And Gollum was in Miami at the time,
> learnng to dance the tango.

My sources put him in Buenos Aires, dancing with Evita.

After being caught _in flagrante delicto_ by her husbandman Juan Per�n,
Seamgol fled to the Falkland Islands where he tried to pass himself
off as an Adelie penguin. Outraged Argentines pursuing him there
brought about the war with Britain.

SQ

[Öjevind Lång]

"Sean_Q_" <no....@no.spam> skrev i meddelandet
news:hcqora$4vd$1...@aioe.org...

Seamgol was Gollum's son with an Argentine woman of Irish hobbit descent -
Seanita.

�jevind

[Noel Q. von Schneiffel]

On 4 Nov., 09:18, Öjevind Lång <bredband....@ojevind.lang> wrote:
>
> Seamgol was Gollum's son with an Argentine woman of Irish hobbit descent -
> Seanita.

Yes. Gollum and Seanita, who was a quite pretty woman, were actually
married for 14 months. Here's a photo of the happy couple.

http://forladiesbyladies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/anna-nicole-smith-and-howard-marshall.jpg

Noel

[Öjevind Lång]

"Noel Q. von Schneiffel" <noel.von....@fats.teunc.org> skrev i
meddelandet
news:800a69a6-df18-492d...@z41g2000yqz.googlegroups.com...

[snip]

> Yes. Gollum and Seanita, who was a quite pretty woman, were actually
married for 14 months. Here's a photo of the happy couple.

> http://forladiesbyladies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/anna-nicole-smith-and-howard-marshall.jpg

Oh, my God. Seanita, how could you? And not only that; my reserach informs
me that they had a daughter who became the ancestress of the Argentine
general and junta leader Reynaldo Bignone; his family name was a corruption
of the boastful by-name "Big One".

�jevind