Government study

[sclark]

A recent govmnt study has found that bonsai and it's related activities have
cost the economy over 2 trillion dollars over the last 10 years! It seems
that people who engage in bonsai tend to neglect work! Now that this new
evidence about the health risks associated with has been brought to light by
Nina Shishkoff the govmnt has launched a massive lawsuit against all
growers and promoters of bonsai to recover the lost productivity and health
costs brought on by this insidious "hobby". Ms. Shishkoff, when interviewed
about her comments, could only say," Are you nuts!". Lawyers immediatly
filed a 5 trillion dollar lawsuit against Japan, China and everyone else.
The money will go to fund the social security fund.

[Iris Cohen]

<< A recent govmnt study has found that bonsai and it's related activities have
cost the economy over 2 trillion dollars over the last 10 years! It seems
that people who engage in bonsai tend to neglect work! >>

Orchids are worse. They cause people to neglect housework, thus leading to
rundown neighborhoods. Someone wrote a book, Orchids in My greenhouse,
Crabgrass in My Lawn. The Shakers may have been right. ;-)

Iris,
Central NY, Zone 5a, Sunset Zone 40
"It is forbidden to live in a town which has no greenery." Jerusalem Talmud,
Kiddushin 4:12.