Removing stuck barbells?

StripyCricket

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Dec 31, 2002, 5:26:26 AM12/31/02

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Anyone got any advice on how to remove a barbell that has got stuck? It's
stuck as in neither of the little balls will unscrew. There doesn't appear
to be any gunk clogging it up. It's a clit hood pierce so I'm a bit loath
to try lots of heavy force, although I did try pliers last night which
haven't worked.

Help!!!

i'll teach you to turn away.

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Dec 31, 2002, 10:42:15 AM12/31/02

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StripyCricket <cri...@blueeyes.co.uk> wrote:
S> to be any gunk clogging it up. It's a clit hood pierce so I'm a bit lo
S> to try lots of heavy force, although I did try pliers last night which
S> haven't worked.

buy a bunch of fresh broccoli.

(no, really.)

then steam it, add some salt & pepper, & eat it. it's good for
you.

then dig through the trash for the fat rubber band that was
wrapped around it, cut it in half the short way, & hold each end of the
barbell with a piece of the rubber band.

be sure you're twisting in the right direction.

i have never had this method fail me.

lish "before i fuck your mother,
cr...@got.net i'm going to break her arm." -hr
38.5% / 30 RANA 125 / 68

Eric S.

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Dec 31, 2002, 11:17:50 AM12/31/02

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"i'll teach you to turn away." <cr...@got.net> wrote in message
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> buy a bunch of fresh broccoli.

I was going to suggest a pair of latex gloves but lish's idea is better.
Broccoli is yummy.

-- Eric S.

FPaxton

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Dec 31, 2002, 2:11:52 PM12/31/02

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When all fails. Go to your local piecer, they have ways to get them loose.

Frank

Also go for a lot of broccoli

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Dec 31, 2002, 2:35:16 PM12/31/02

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Eric S. <stee...@yahooREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:
ES> I was going to suggest
ES> but lish's idea is better.

now if only everyone would realize that.

lish "you have pretty good posture
cr...@got.net for someone without a backbone." -lm

Dimitri P.

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Dec 31, 2002, 3:13:02 PM12/31/02

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> Anyone got any advice on how to remove a barbell that has got stuck?

I think you're due for a visit to your piercer. He has the right tools to
remove it. If it got infected, then your doctor is the guy to go see.

fr0glet

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Dec 31, 2002, 4:15:06 PM12/31/02

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"FPaxton" <fpa...@aol.com> wrote...

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>
> Also go for a lot of broccoli

FYI, broccoli makes semen taste terrible. This effect can be countered with
liberal consumption of pineapple juice and cinnamon.

hth
fr0glet

Roadie

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Dec 31, 2002, 5:37:04 PM12/31/02

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"StripyCricket" <cri...@blueeyes.co.uk> wrote in message
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Try heating it up with a blow-torch, it always works for me.....

RAY PEARSON

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Dec 31, 2002, 5:35:43 PM12/31/02

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"fr0glet" <fr0...@fr0glet.hates.spambots.org> wrote in message
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> FYI, broccoli makes semen taste terrible. This effect can be countered with
> liberal consumption of pineapple juice and cinnamon.
>

Please do not do a Paul Harvey on this, I'm not sure I want to know the "rest
of the story"

Ray

Matt

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Dec 31, 2002, 11:21:55 PM12/31/02

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Go to your local hobby shop, buy a short piece of silicon fuel tubing, with
an inside diameter less than the diameter of the balls. Cut this tubing in
1 inch lengths, Slip the tubing over each ball. Now you have a larger
surface to work with, and the adhesion between the fingers, and the balls is
much greater. You will not scare the bar bell balls, or pinch your colitis
hood, and you can reinstall the barbell later.

Matt

Susan

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Jan 1, 2003, 8:45:31 AM1/1/03

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"Matt" <ma...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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>. You will not scare the bar bell balls, or pinch your colitis
> hood, and you can reinstall the barbell later.
>
> Matt
>

I just had to repost these words of wisdom for prosperity.

Susan

Matt

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Jan 1, 2003, 10:18:05 AM1/1/03

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Thank you Susan. I hope she does not leave the barbell out to long. It
maybe hard to reinstall.

Matt

RAY PEARSON

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Jan 1, 2003, 10:43:25 AM1/1/03

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"Matt" <ma...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message

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> Thank you Susan. I hope she does not leave the barbell out to long. It
> maybe hard to reinstall.

Please Matt, go down to the clue store and buy a couple.
R

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Jan 1, 2003, 12:06:18 PM1/1/03

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Matt <ma...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
M> You will not scare the bar bell balls, or pinch your colitis hood

matt, what the hell is a "colitis"?

sounds like something you go to the doctor to recover from.

lish "when you cry like that,
cr...@got.net it's completely disruptive." -jerkcity

LadyJ

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Jan 1, 2003, 12:31:09 PM1/1/03

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On 1 Jan 2003 17:06:18 GMT, i'll teach you to turn away.
<cr...@got.net> wrote:

>Matt <ma...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>M> You will not scare the bar bell balls, or pinch your colitis hood
>
> matt, what the hell is a "colitis"?
>
> sounds like something you go to the doctor to recover from.

It is. Colitis is a nifty gastrointestinal disorder.

Jess

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Jan 1, 2003, 1:30:56 PM1/1/03

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LadyJ <la...@ladyj.net.fuck.spam> wrote:

L> <cr...@got.net> wrote:
> matt, what the hell is a "colitis"?
> sounds like something you go to the doctor to recover from.

L> It is. Colitis is a nifty gastrointestinal disorder.

& people say you've no value to society. pah!

lish "who you don't hurt
cr...@got.net will never know you." -lh

Stan

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Jan 2, 2003, 3:52:14 PM1/2/03

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In article <3e132613....@news-server.neb.rr.com>,

Indeed. And "The Asshole Monlogues" is a comedy show to benefit
research into colitis and Crohn's disease. It's a hoot:

http://www.assholemonologues.com/

--
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