I mean How long should it take to pierce a clitoris ? (time to make the
actual poke through) (it was her first , and i dont have a clit , but I
HAVE seen it done before , so ...)
it was a "normal" piercing in all other respects , it simply TOOK thirty
seconds ... to get halfway through a clit . (which is now , quite
obviously to anyone that knows about these things , going to be
lopsided)
But the real questions are , what do we DO now ???
does she just go about lopsided for life ? Do we try to get it re-done
today (owwie) do we wait XXX amount of time (fill in the XXX , please)
what do we DO for her , to maker feel/appear "normal" again ?
the name of the place was :
Kalamalka studio
2518 Meridian , Bellingham Wa . (360) 733 - 3832
The guy who "pierced" her was named Brian
He was a TOTal wang to her afterward , as well ... she had passed out
from the pain , and he was using an authoritarian tone , and words like
"hematoma" and "Hemmoraging" in the stead of "bruise" & "bleeding" and
when I rang him up after , one of the first things out of his mouth ,
was how many years hes been in the "medical proffession" (his exact
words - 20 years , according to him , btw) His "bedside manner" alone
should have been enough to get this bloke removed from ANY medical
position ... candy striper even ...
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||||-LOVEMULE-|||| <span...@homenow.org> wrote in message
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> My GF went in to get her clit done today ...
let's not feed the trolls kids
Ray
If you have nothing to add of VALUE thats fine , man . But dont mark me
off as a troll the first thing off . You have never seen me post in this
ng before , and the fact is , I a m a heavy contrubutor , off and on to
several other (adult oriented) ones .
Now you dont know me , fine , you dont have any help for us , also fine
. but dont prevent us from GETTING help from others by deeming me a
troll . We had a real situation , and we thought that this was a
respectful , adult (non-porn) discussion forum , where the issue would
be dealt with respectful assistance .
||||-LOVEMULE-|||| <span...@homenow.org> wrote in message
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> LOOK ,
>
> If you have nothing to add of VALUE thats fine , man . But dont mark me
> off as a troll the first thing off .
ok Giving the benefit of doubt, let it heal, then go to a proper piercer. if
you thought he was scary to begin with you should have left. Dont go back
>If you have nothing to add of VALUE thats fine , man . But dont mark me
>off as a troll the first thing off . You have never seen me post in this
>ng before , and the fact is , I a m a heavy contrubutor , off and on to
>several other (adult oriented) ones .
What ones? Other than alt.a-w.a, that is.
If you are so experienced on usenet, you should have acquired a little
more knowledge of newsgroup dynamics than you have demonstrated here.
At the very least, a five minute lurk would have established the
standard formatting of replies here, please don't top-post your
follow-ups.
>Now you dont know me , fine , you dont have any help for us , also fine
>. but dont prevent us from GETTING help from others by deeming me a
>troll . We had a real situation , and we thought that this was a
>respectful , adult (non-porn) discussion forum , where the issue would
>be dealt with respectful assistance .
Your post will be 'dealt with' however other posters feel like
responding to it, this is usenet. In this group, the initial response
is generally heavily coloured by the tone of the initial post. Some
of the information you imparted makes it appear as if the piercing
decision was ill-thought-out, at the very least. That, along with
your writing style produced a post/troll that is all too common on
this newsgroup.
Whinging about the quality of the answers, or of the thread descending
into idiocy before you get the answer you want is only going to
antagonize peeps that might otherwise be inclined to impart helpful
advice.
nj"like me"m
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dont bother replying to me .
I top-posted JUST for you .
David RL Gartner wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Jul 2002 18:33:02 GMT, ||||-LOVEMULE-||||
> <span...@homenow.org> mumbled:
>
> >LOOK ,
> >
> >If you have nothing to add of VALUE thats fine , man . But dont mark me
> >off as a troll the first thing off . You have never seen me post in this
> >ng before , and the fact is , I a m a heavy contrubutor , off and on to
> >several other (adult oriented) ones .
> >
> >Now you dont know me , fine , you dont have any help for us , also fine
> >. but dont prevent us from GETTING help from others by deeming me a
> >troll . We had a real situation , and we thought that this was a
> >respectful , adult (non-porn) discussion forum , where the issue would
> >be dealt with respectful assistance .
>
> shut up, troll.
>
> david
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||||-LOVEMULE-|||| <span...@homenow.org> wrote in message
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>you are killfiled .
And you had an irresistable urge to inform me of that.
>dont bother replying to me .
It's usenet BABY!
>I top-posted JUST for you .
I'm not that special, you're just flirting now.
nj"sorry, only 155 cm and taken"m
> dont bother replying to me .
> I top-posted JUST for you .
Youre going to have to killfile the whole newsgroup, you fucking
retarded shithead.
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> If you are so experienced on usenet, you should have acquired a little
> more knowledge of newsgroup dynamics than you have demonstrated here.
Or even of the language spoken in a newsgroup. It posted to
de.rec.bodyart as well.
My question is, was it a "hood piercing," or an actual clitoral piercing?
An actual clitoral percing is a bit rarer and a bit more risky. If it was a
hood piercing, she should let it heal up, and if she's brave she can have it
done again once it's healed.
If she was actually getting her clitoris pierced, and she thinks it was hurt
or damaged, going to the doctor's office isn't a bad idea. You can do a
google search and find a bit more info than I can share. I have been
fortunate enough not to have ever had a botched piercing, so I don't have
personal experience. I do know that my hood piercing healed in just a few
days time though.
But, if it doesn't look or feel right, have her go to the doctor and get
checked out.
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>My GF went in to get her clit done today ... the guy was REALLY scary to
>her , and he put the needle in so slowly that she kicked him off of her
>. He had the stirrups there , but failed to use them ,
she shouldn't have failed to use them. next time i suggest you school her
a little better.
>I mean How long should it take to pierce a clitoris ?
exactly three licks.
oh wait. that's how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie
roll pop.
>But the real questions are , what do we DO now ???
>does she just go about lopsided for life ? Do we try to get it re-done
>today (owwie) do we wait XXX amount of time (fill in the XXX , please)
>what do we DO for her , to maker feel/appear "normal" again ?
ok. so the piercing only went halfway through. here are your options:
1. if there is jewelry in the piercing, remove it and let it heal.
2. don't remove the jewelry and allow it to heal lopsided.
3. get a girlfriend whose crooked cunt isn't made out of cow hide.
>He was a TOTal wang to her afterward , as well
if you were as charming to him as you've been in your short stay here, i
can only imagine his reasons for being a TOTal wang.
>... she had passed out
>from the pain , and he was using an authoritarian tone , and words like
>"hematoma" and "Hemmoraging" in the stead of "bruise" & "bleeding"
oh my goodness!
i can totally see how real words can be big and scary and stuff.
by the way, get bent.
~christyn
***yank me to reply***
414, damnit. i have the certificate to prove it.
isp> 3. get a girlfriend whose crooked cunt isn't made out of cow hide.
HAHahahah
i don't know if the "crooked cunt" part or the "cow hide"
comparison is the better part of that. holy crap, ch, that ruled.
lish "stop playing with the ant poison
cr...@got.net & pay attention to my attentionables." -jerkcity
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I've received some really weird advice from that studio in the
past. The owner is an old woman with some very strong ideas
about how people should handle their bodies and thinks
everything else is crap. I wouldn't send ANYONE there. FWIW,
she told me sea salt soaks were a bad idea and would make my
piercings "eject".
If your girl is dead set on getting her hood pierced, she'll
have to wait for it to heal from its current state and GO SEE
A QUALIFIED PIERCER.
My favorite piercer is Mark Collins at Twisted Underground in
Burlington (yeah, yeah, 30 minute drive). It's right behind
Target on Burlington Blvd. He comes extremely highly
recommended. (360) 757-2281, make an appointment.
Bruce Campbell (aka Phish) of Slave To The Needle in Seattle
also has an excellent reputation, however I haven't been
pierced by him myself.
hth
fr0glet
what?
& you OWN one of these?
lish "it's sucker punch a queer month at your
cr...@got.net northern california mazda dealer." -jerkcity
yeah, come to cali.!! we know our clituruses & virticles & repretible
piercers.
research gows a lawng waise.
fr0glet wrote:
thanks , man ... I had actually given up on this group , in light of all
the very rude responses that we have gotten so far ... My girl is the
one that actually saw this , and I was like **** Them Ppl ... but she
said that you had a positive response ... thanks , man .. . not only
positive , but informative .... she even says that she knows where
Burlington is , says its "on the way to oak harbor" ... whatever THAT
means ... ut SHE knows , and thats all that matters . Thank you VERy
much ... stay cool , mate
||||-LOVEMULE-||||
Duh, it's a new species of walrus recently discovered off the coast of
Antarctica.
The cliterus has an unusual habit of hiding deep in the ice pack untill it
smells an ample food supply.
and stuff
Joy
*Discoveryourbody Channel aired an excellent documentary.
The cliteri came out from hiding places when a school of ponuses erecti was
sighted :)
Corine, not completely free of aneasthesia narcotics.
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>
> Corine, not completely free of aneasthesia narcotics.
Are you wasting your 15 minutes on RAB? You really are addicted, aren't
you? :D
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They say "leech" and Suzy comes back for more ;)
Corine
All my sleep has been drug induced lately, so, I'm not having nightmares
:D
The wonders of drugs. Of course, having to be sick or in pain to get
them sucks.
*I cannot say: "Lucky you!"for pain is anything but fun.
I'd have to do some serious begging before getting any muscle relaxantia or
sleeping pills.
Dont either think those are for grabbing on european supermarket shelves.
I'll have to do with advil and paracetamol and forget about nice,
undisturbed sleep.
Doctors are very reluctant to prescribe other drugs which might induce
overuse and addiction.
yttrx must be REALLY hurting.
lish "yeah, rab's gone down the pan, apart from lish
cr...@got.net whom i'm too frightened to insult properly." -de
Ah, it's a lovely sinus infection with dual ear infections and a burst
ear drum this time. I'm on major decongestants that knock me out.
Having a horrid immune system sucks.
> I'd have to do some serious begging before getting any muscle relaxantia or
> sleeping pills.
> Dont either think those are for grabbing on european supermarket shelves.
> I'll have to do with advil and paracetamol and forget about nice,
> undisturbed sleep.
> Doctors are very reluctant to prescribe other drugs which might induce
> overuse and addiction.
That sucks. If you're in pain, you should have access to meds that stop
the pain.
*Aha, famous case of "don't bow headfirst!" or be prepared for some serious
cursing!
>
> Having a horrid immune system sucks.
* :(
> That sucks. If you're in pain, you should have access to meds that stop
> the pain.
*This kind of medical empathy varies from country to country.
I have more trouble dealing with restrictions than the pain :)
The USA varies on the restrictions. Depends on the doctor, your
insurance, the local climate at the time.
High pain thresholds are wonderful for being modded though :D