I'm looking for new ways to stretch my balls!

[glassmoon]

I've tried using an Oxballs squeeze stretcher and a parachute using weights ranging from a 2 ounce ball up to a 5 pound fishing sinker. I've bought two stainless steel ball stretchers of slightly different sizes and often wear them together. I've even tried using a vacuum cleaner, which I liked for the most part, but found the constant cold air rushing around my balls to be less than ideal. So, aside from the two main traditional methods of ball-stretching, which I gather to be parachutes and steel rings, has anyone got any other ideas I could try or what has worked for them? Any new products on the market? Any feedback would be greatly appreciated! Thanks!

P.S. If this isn't reaching my intended audience, could someone suggest an alternate group I could try?