what if she doesn't love it - Apadravya
n4k
moment, I'm single and my new unit is untested. If I happen to find
myself in a relationship with a woman and she doesn't like the feel of
the piercing, what are some of the options to minimize her discomfort.
Are there any? I hear most women like it, but with my luck, I'll
shack up with one that doesn't (gosh, I hope not).
Obviously, I wouldn't want to retire it. And, it's probably not one
of those that I can take in and out at leisure, is it?
Judith Grunberger
> I'm still in the early healing stages with my Apadravya - 10g. At the
> moment, I'm single and my new unit is untested. If I happen to find
> myself in a relationship with a woman and she doesn't like the feel of
> the piercing, what are some of the options to minimize her discomfort.
> Are there any? I hear most women like it, but with my luck, I'll
> shack up with one that doesn't (gosh, I hope not).
snug barbell w/ smaller beads, or take it out for sex (keep a taper on
hand)
--
Judith Grunberger * jcoo...@onastick.net * http://grunberger.net/
I'm in it for the whole egocentrical koala
Kavin Taylor
Oh for Christ's sakes! Kick the bitch to the curb if she doesn't
like it. Take the metal out of your dick if she doesn't like
it. Take it out and put it back in.
If you are going to base a relationship on the shininess of your
penis, sex is the least of HER troubles.
YOU ARE NOT YOUR PIERCINGS! LIFE IS NOT YOUR PIERCINGS!
Kavin
Skye Lass
news:Pine.LNX.4.32.011129...@stanis.onastick.net...
> On 29 Nov 2001, n4k wrote:
>
> > I'm still in the early healing stages with my Apadravya - 10g. At the
> > moment, I'm single and my new unit is untested. If I happen to find
> > myself in a relationship with a woman and she doesn't like the feel of
> > the piercing, what are some of the options to minimize her discomfort.
> > Are there any? I hear most women like it, but with my luck, I'll
> > shack up with one that doesn't (gosh, I hope not).
>
> snug barbell w/ smaller beads, or take it out for sex (keep a taper on
> hand)
>
I found that I was more comfortable when my partner put larger balls on the
barbell, but the snug bar is definitely a must, in my opinion. To the OP,
when/if you have a problem with it, you and she will just need to experiment
to find out what works best for you.
--
skyelass
Judith Grunberger
i LIKED larger balls better, but larger balls == more stimulation. if she
doesnt like it, why not switch to smaller balls?
and yeah, snug barbell really is essential, period.
oh fuck i dont know.
i'll teach you to turn away.
JG> i LIKED larger balls better, but larger balls == more stimulation. if she
JG> doesnt like it, why not switch to smaller balls?
remember the cheese-cutter effect here, judy. larger balls could
equal more stimulation, but 3/16" balls are just going to tear a path
riiiight through.
JG> oh fuck i dont know.
ah, but i know LESS!
yay!
lish
cr...@got.net "how sad it is for other people
35.1% / 29 that they cannot appreciate our genius." -hc
Doug Sojourner
> remember the cheese-cutter effect here, judy. larger balls could
> equal more stimulation, but 3/16" balls are just going to tear a path
> riiiight through.
>
> JG> oh fuck i dont know.
>
Surely n4k doesn't have 3/16" balls ... oh, never mind.
Doug Sojourner
David RL Gartner
"n4k" <not4k...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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if she doesn't like it, chances are that he will.
hth,
david
Meghan
<< I'm still in the early healing stages with my Apadravya - 10g. At the
moment, I'm single and my new unit is untested. If I happen to find myself
in a relationship with a woman and she doesn't like the feel of
the piercing, what are some of the options to minimize her discomfort. >>
You could always provide a Stunt Cock for her.
Failing that, go with a snug barbell. Try large balls and small balls to
see which she prefers.
<< And, it's probably not one of those that I can take in and out at
leisure, is it? >>
I guess it depends on how often you have sex. If you only do it once a
month, it wouldn't be that big a deal to take it out. If you do it three
times a day, removing it each time wouldn't be particularly convenient.
Honestly, I'm kind of amused that you're worrying about this before you even
have a girlfriend.
-Meghan
Judith Grunberger
> Judith Grunberger <jcoo...@onastick.net> wrote:
> JG> i LIKED larger balls better, but larger balls == more stimulation. if she
> JG> doesnt like it, why not switch to smaller balls?
>
> remember the cheese-cutter effect here, judy. larger balls could
> equal more stimulation, but 3/16" balls are just going to tear a path
> riiiight through.
3/16 balls dont fit on any barbell that i would like to see going through
an apadravya.
David RL Gartner
<telepat...@schizoaffective.org> wrote in message
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>
> Where do you live?
what, you mean you don't know?
david
> not4k...@yahoo.com (n4k)
i'll teach you to turn away.
JG> On 29 Nov 2001, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote:
> remember the cheese-cutter effect here, judy. larger balls could
> equal more stimulation, but 3/16" balls are just going to tear a path
> riiiight through.
JG> an apadravya.
i believe you yourself own 3/16" balls in 8ga. & 8ga is perfectly
acceptable for an ap.
n4k
difference for her. I like the idea of stunt cock. I was at a fetish
shop in San Fran with a female friend and we were checking out the
dildo section. They had a few that actually had a PA built into the
mold.
See how considerate I am? Always planning ahead and concerned about
the sexual pleasure of the girlfriend I don't have yet. I'd say that
most of the women I meet/met don't have any experience with guys that
have pierced penis (AFAIK).
i'll teach you to turn away.
n> Thanks for the tips, gang. Guess keeping things snug can make a big
n> difference for her. I like the idea of stunt cock. I was at a fetish
you also might consider half-balls. (====) <- ELITE ASCII DIAGRAM
n> the sexual pleasure of the girlfriend I don't have yet. I'd say that
n> most of the women I meet/met don't have any experience with guys that
n> have pierced penis (AFAIK).
yeah, but most of the women you meet are friends of your mother.
when are you going to move out? really.
Judith Grunberger
> Judith Grunberger <jcoo...@onastick.net> wrote:
> JG> On 29 Nov 2001, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote:
> > remember the cheese-cutter effect here, judy. larger balls could
> > equal more stimulation, but 3/16" balls are just going to tear a path
> > riiiight through.
> JG> 3/16 balls dont fit on any barbell that i would like to see going through
> JG> an apadravya.
>
> i believe you yourself own 3/16" balls in 8ga. & 8ga is perfectly
> acceptable for an ap.
oh sorry.
i was having a total brain duh moment and was thinking 3/32"
Skookums
> ...I'd say that
> most of the women I meet/met don't have any experience with guys that
> have pierced penis (AFAIK).
How to get a girlfriend (or at least pick up a one-night stand):
In the bar or coffeeshop, gassing with friends, say in clear
tones that carry a ways:
"Geez, did it ever hurt [or, it didn't hurt at all] when I got my
penis pierced."
You can say this right out of the blue during a lull in the
conversation. Best if you can wait for one of those moments when
for some mysterious reason everyone in the place is silent. Be
sure to raise your voice slightly and enunciate clearly so the
message wafts through the place.
This is roughly equivalent to flicking one's fishing line out
onto the water; then all you have to do is wait for a bite and
cautiously reel in your catch, fillet it, cook it, and eat[1] it.
[1] figuratively speaking, possibly literally too as a pre- or
post-lude to more dramatic actions.
--
Skookums
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
psyam
(Skookums) wrote:
>On 29 Nov 2001 23:22:50 -0800, not4k...@yahoo.com (n4k) wrote:
>
>> ...I'd say that
>> most of the women I meet/met don't have any experience with guys that
>> have pierced penis (AFAIK).
>
>How to get a girlfriend (or at least pick up a one-night stand):
>
>In the bar or coffeeshop, gassing with friends, say in clear
>tones that carry a ways:
>
>"Geez, did it ever hurt [or, it didn't hurt at all] when I got my
>penis pierced."
Soooo... You recommend this over just pulling it out and banging your
peircing on the bar to get everyones attention, then shouting "all
right... whoever wants some of this, take a number?"
It's so much more subtle your way. I like it, but will it really work?
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: Soooo... You recommend this over just pulling it out and banging your
: peircing on the bar to get everyones attention, then shouting "all
: right... whoever wants some of this, take a number?"
: It's so much more subtle your way. I like it, but will it really work?
More subtle yet....
Before you go out, put in a really big gaudy, flashy ring. When you
get to the bar, go to the head, unzip and bang it a few times against
the side of the urinal (making sure the other guys see it). Then wait
for them to go back to their dates and talk about it.
fpsm
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psyam
>On Fri, 30 Nov 2001 19:21:05 GMT in rec.arts.bodyart psyam wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>: Soooo... You recommend this over just pulling it out and banging your
>: peircing on the bar to get everyones attention, then shouting "all
>: right... whoever wants some of this, take a number?"
>
>: It's so much more subtle your way. I like it, but will it really work?
>
>More subtle yet....
>Before you go out, put in a really big gaudy, flashy ring. When you
>get to the bar, go to the head, unzip and bang it a few times against
>the side of the urinal (making sure the other guys see it). Then wait
>for them to go back to their dates and talk about it.
Oooooo.... Diabolically clever. You are definitely announcing yourself
as "Alpha Male" Not only will all the women want you, but their dates
will doubt their masculinity and envy you yours.
But you probably don't want just any 'ol gal interested in your member
you want someone "special". Wouldn't this mean you have to spend a lot
of time banging yourself in the urinal? You'd want to make sure "Ms.
Right's date" witnesseses your "power".
Oh wait.... Duh! You could just stalk your target female and repeatedly
follow her date into the john. The third or forth time he sees you in
there with him, "clinking" your dick against the urinal and looking
casually in his direction, he's almost certain to mention it to her
--particularly if you've followed them to three of four different places
that evening.
Who say's romance is dead?
Kavin Taylor
>
> Oh wait.... Duh! You could just stalk your target female and repeatedly
> follow her date into the john. The third or forth time he sees you in
> there with him, "clinking" your dick against the urinal and looking
> casually in his direction, he's almost certain to mention it to her
> --particularly if you've followed them to three of four different places
> that evening.
And the conversation goes something like this:
(guy to his date) "Let's get out of here. There's some fag with
a pierced dick that's been following me into every bathroom and
beating his dick against the urinal as he looks at me."
Yes, certain to get her attention.
Kavin
psyam
wrote:
So... You don't think she'd be intrigued, eh?
Oh welll.... never mind. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
i'll teach you to turn away.
KT> (guy to his date) "Let's get out of here. There's some fag with
KT> a pierced dick that's been following me into every bathroom and
KT> beating his dick against the urinal as he looks at me."
KT> Yes, certain to get her attention.
come on, kav. you know chicks DIG fags.
though, i must say, the OP should really stop trying to get the
attention of pretty girls & just start raping them as he sees fit. much
less effort.
RAPE COPS
THE THIN BLUE LINE http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity635.gif
TO SERVE AND PROTECT http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity636.gif
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Kavin Taylor
> the OP should really stop trying to get the
> attention of pretty girls & just start raping them as he sees fit. much
> less effort.
No, no, no.
As my old ambulance partner would say: "Go for the fat chicks.
Fat chicks fuck. They have to."
Kavin
i'll teach you to turn away.
KT> As my old ambulance partner would say: "Go for the fat chicks.
KT> Fat chicks fuck. They have to."
http://www.spacemoose.com/strips/fat_fuck.gif
FrinkLemur
> of those that I can take in and out at leisure, is it?
Just one more followup on this:
1. You might consider going to a larger gauge. Remember, the larger it is,
the more comfortable it will be when jostled.
2. Not only keep a taper handy (if you do decide to take it out), but also
have some lube on hand. It will make reinstalling the barbell a whole lot
easier. And no marathon sessions - if it's out for hours, you might have
trouble stretching back up.
--
FrinkLemur
http://iam.bmezine.com/?FrinkLemur