PING: Lish
Mr. Clean
Hematite bead with threaded post. Swallowed it this afternoon while
cutting someone's hair; made for interesting conversation for the
remainder of the cut.
Thanks.
d
i'll teach you to turn away.
MC> Swallowed jewelry, please advise.
MC>
MC> Hematite bead with threaded post. Swallowed it this afternoon while
MC> cutting someone's hair; made for interesting conversation for the
MC> remainder of the cut.
don latex gloves
put saran wrap on toilet
shit into saran wrap
poke through shit for barbell
locate barbell, worry no more
put barbell on necklace.
or
wait until barbell punctures intestines & slowly bleed to death.
it's not nearly as gross as you think it'll be, but it IS
important to make sure it passes.
lish "well, i suppose lish is a woman,
cr...@got.net in the same way satan is an angel." -ks
43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70
i'll teach you to turn away.
oh, did you mean just a male thread on the bead? that's much less
of a worry than a bead on a long post that has threading. the bead's post
isn't likely to puncture anything.
lish "that which does not kill us
cr...@got.net makes us stranger." -tg
Mr. Clean
wrote:
> Mr. Clean <derbarb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> MC> Swallowed jewelry, please advise.
> MC> Hematite bead with threaded post. Swallowed it this afternoon while
>
> oh, did you mean just a male thread on the bead? that's much less
> of a worry than a bead on a long post that has threading. the bead's post
> isn't likely to puncture anything.
Yes, this is what I meant. BME Wiki suggested that it could take "a
few days" for it to pass.
What was your experience like? Did it take "a few days" or was it
only one or two days? I'm at about 27 hours right now and it hasn't
yet made an appearance.
I'm using my housemate's strainer, FWIW. Then I run it under the
faucet in the tub with hot water, and use a rat-tailed comb to break
up the small pieces. It's quite bizarre - the potato and tomato skins
from last night have already passed, but no sign of the bead.
d
i'll teach you to turn away.
MC> On May 14, 3:19 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
MC> What was your experience like? Did it take "a few days" or was it
MC> only one or two days? I'm at about 27 hours right now and it hasn't
MC> yet made an appearance.
six days. i make healthy poo every morning.
MC> I'm using my housemate's strainer, FWIW. Then I run it under the
MC> faucet in the tub with hot water, and use a rat-tailed comb to break
i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then rinse shit all over my
bathtub.
lish "is there any word that 'not' sounds
cr...@got.net better in front of than 'pregnant'?" -bh
Mr. Clean
wrote:
> Mr. Clean <derbarb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> MC> On May 14, 3:19 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
> MC> What was your experience like? Did it take "a few days" or was it
> MC> only one or two days? I'm at about 27 hours right now and it hasn't
> MC> yet made an appearance.
>
> six days. i make healthy poo every morning.
Thanks.
> MC> I'm using my housemate's strainer, FWIW. Then I run it under the
> MC> faucet in the tub with hot water, and use a rat-tailed comb to break
>
> i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then (sic) rinse shit all over my
> bathtub.
I'd rather not have to smell it. And cleaning the tub is super easy.
d
i'll teach you to turn away.
MC> On May 15, 1:12 am, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
>> i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then (sic) rinse shit all over my
>> bathtub.
i hope there's no impending clog in your tub. having it back up
with shit sure would make you smell it.
lish "you've got the harder part -
cr...@got.net you've got the kinder heart." -mm
i'll teach you to turn away.
>> i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then (sic) rinse shit all over my
oh, you [sic]'d me. surely you know it was a typo. yesterday was a
pretty fucking busy day at work; i barely had time to respond to your
stupid poo question, so thanks for showing me the appreciation of
bothering to [sic] it, asshole.
lish "do you think you can forget anything?
cr...@got.net i am the saint of indecency." -jc
Mr. Clean
wrote:
> Mr. Clean <derbarb...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then (sic) rinse shit all over my
>
> oh, you [sic]'d me. surely you know it was a typo. yesterday was a
> pretty fucking busy day at work; i barely had time to respond to your
> stupid poo question, so thanks for showing me the appreciation of
> bothering to [sic] it, asshole.
You've gotten rather touchy in your old age, eh?
Yeah, I knew it was a typo. But what you wrote changes the whole
meaning of the sentence.
Don't be so sensitive. The old lish wouldn't be.
d
Willyboy
>>> rinse shit all over my
>>>
>> oh, you [sic]'d me. surely you know it was a typo. yesterday was a
>> pretty fucking busy day at work; i barely had time to respond to
>> your stupid poo question, so thanks for showing me the appreciation
>> of bothering to [sic] it, asshole.
>>
> You've gotten rather touchy in your old age, eh?
>
> Yeah, I knew it was a typo. But what you wrote changes the whole
> meaning of the sentence.
>
> Don't be so sensitive. The old lish wouldn't be.
>
be behind what appears to be snarkiness.
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Bill is a charter member of the Peter Pan Club. Ask him about it.
Mr. Clean
> Mr. Clean wrote:
> > lish wrote:
> >> Mr. Clean <derbarb...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>> lish wrote: i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then (sic)
> >>> rinse shit all over my
>
> >> oh, you [sic]'d me. surely you know it was a typo. yesterday was a
> >> pretty fucking busy day at work; i barely had time to respond to
> >> your stupid poo question, so thanks for showing me the appreciation
> >> of bothering to [sic] it, asshole.
>
> > You've gotten rather touchy in your old age, eh?
>
> > Yeah, I knew it was a typo. But what you wrote changes the whole
> > meaning of the sentence.
>
> > Don't be so sensitive. The old lish wouldn't be.
>
> There's been a rash of trolls harassing the regulars - might
> be behind what appears to be snarkiness.
Ah, very good to know.
d
i'll teach you to turn away.
MC> On May 15, 10:22 am, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
>> stupid poo question, so thanks for showing me the appreciation of
>> bothering to [sic] it, asshole.
MC> Yeah, I knew it was a typo. But what you wrote changes the whole
MC> meaning of the sentence.
yeah, & i'm sure you had trouble discerning my meaning.
MC> Don't be so sensitive. The old lish wouldn't be.
don't you dare to presume what i have been, would have been, or
am. i've given you multiple "second chances", david, & you've pissed me
off anew each time. perhaps i'm done talking to you at all now. i'm
certainly done going out of my way to help you.
lish "i'm tangled & mangled
cr...@got.net by her callous charm." -jc
Mr. Clean
wrote:
> Mr. Clean <derbarb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> MC> On May 15, 10:22 am, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)>> stupid poo question, so thanks for showing me the appreciation of
> >> bothering to [sic] it, asshole.
>
> MC> You've gotten rather touchy in your old age, eh?
> MC> Yeah, I knew it was a typo. But what you wrote changes the whole
> MC> meaning of the sentence.
>
> yeah, & i'm sure you had trouble discerning my meaning.
>
> MC> Don't be so sensitive. The old lish wouldn't be.
>
> don't you dare to presume what i have been, would have been, or
> am. i've given you multiple "second chances", david, & you've pissed me
> off anew each time. perhaps i'm done talking to you at all now. i'm
> certainly done going out of my way to help you.
And thus concludes another episode of "lish can dole it out, but she
can't take it."
Fifty-six hours, and a half a bottle of milk of magnesia later... the
bead came out.
Do you want me to send it to you? Free shipping.
i'll teach you to turn away.
MC> On May 15, 4:56 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
>> MC> Don't be so sensitive. The old lish wouldn't be.
>> don't you dare to presume what i have been, would have been, or
>> am. i've given you multiple "second chances", david, & you've pissed me
MC> can't take it."
chooses not to != can't
MC> Do you want me to send it to you? Free shipping.
no thank you.
lish "i'm sorry for crushing
cr...@got.net your frilly pink eggshell of a psyche." -mc
Red Boots
self-centered rambling nonsense.
Curt
wrote:
[...]
> <snip>gloves then rinse<snip>
Uh, gloves thAn rinse. You rarely make mistakes like that, so it
always swells my former porrfreaduer's heart when you do.
--
Curt
wrote:
[...]
> <snip>i'm certainly done going out of my way to help you.
You didn't go out of your way to help him.
You posted to Usenet.
If you wanted solely to help him thEn :p you would have emailed him
alone rather than contributing your post to the group.
--
Curt
[...]
> <snip>the regulars<snip>
Define the regulars.
--
Helen TwoWheels
> You didn't go out of your way to help him.
>
> You posted to Usenet.
>
> If you wanted solely to help him thEn :p you would have emailed him
> alone rather than contributing your post to the group.
This surprises you somehow?
--
H2W
Helen TwoWheels
> i make healthy poo every morning.
Indeed you do, and most of it ends up in this NG.
--
H2W
Curt
Not especially. Sometimes it's just fun to state the obvious.
--
Red Boots
Mr. Clean
It's "then," not "than." Proofreader, huh?
d
Mr. Clean
I posted to the group. All replies should go to the group. That's
how Usenet works.
Duh.
d
Mr. Clean
> Shut up, you fucked-up bitch. Nobody cares about your stupid
> self-centered rambling nonsense.
Talking to yourself again, dear?
Kavin...@gmail.com
> On May 18, 2:09 pm, Red Boots <r...@red.boots> wrote:
>
fab> > self-centered rambling nonsense.
>
mc> Talking to yourself again, dear?
A reply one month later is really, really lame.
If you need the attention, start a new thread.
Kavin
Curt
> MC> Don't be so sensitive. The old lish wouldn't be.
>
> don't you dare to presume what i <snip>
> i'm certainly done going out of my way to help you.
I am certainly done going out of my way to help you! DONE! Finito! No
more!
heh :)
That is not quite, but aaaaalmost the equivalent of a vocal plonk. Was
that the term?
(Googles)
Oh, rats.
It wasn't.
I got it backwards.
Kindasorta.
No specific mention of a plonk but, hey, that declaration of future
non-assist must at the very least be a distant cousin to a plonk.
Still, I guess "killfile silently if you mean it" doesn't necessarily
apply.
Never mind.
(looks around)
Anybody home? Mr. Yee, you there? Marie? HANS!
Come on, Ray! Gimme a cookie, you curmudgeon.
--
Curt
> Curt <curtja...@gmail.com> wrote:
[...]
> > Uh, gloves thAn rinse. You rarely make mistakes like that, so it
> > always swells my former porrfreaduer's heart when you do.
>
> It's "then," not "than." Proofreader, huh?
>
> d
Hey, good catch. Way to stoop to my level. :D
She's STILL not helping you, though. ;)
Otoh, never say never, right?
...
Waaaait one second.
David, David, David.
She wrote, "i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then rinse shit all
over my bathtub."
So, yup, proofreader.
Formerly, but apparently I'd have a better chance at getting hired as
one thAn you. ;)
That is unless you believe she was speaking of a sequential process.
Is that what you believe?
Step 1: Throw out some latex gloves.
Step 2: ThEn rinse shit all over, etc., etc.
Well? Does that make sense?
Because, hey, I thought - perhaps in error - that she was speaking
(okay, typing) of an either/or situation.
I'd rather throw out some latex gloves THAN rinse shit all over my
bathtub.
See that? She seems to think there are two options to consider. Either
this or that.
One option: Dispose of gloves.
Other option: Rinse poo from bathtub surfaces.
Regardless, didn't you plonk me some time ago. Guess you should've
plonked silently, eh?
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Curt
> how Usenet works.
>
> Duh.
>
> d
Dear Genius,
There's something new that you may not have heard of. It's a mystical
application known as... email.
People have been known to read a message posted to Usenet and then
reply to an individual via this mystical application.
--
Curt
It's fun replying to someone a month after they've left the scene. :)
Right?
Anyway, I absolutely adore the "I know you are, but what am I?" school
of debate. Classic!
--
Curt
[...]
> A reply one month later is really, really lame.
Hey, you know what's lame? Typing those letters the way you do because
you don't have an application or whatever that does it for you. Weird.
What, you're the only one who could possibly figure out who said what?
> If you need the attention, start a new thread.
Alternatively, you can simply reply to someone who replied to someone
else a month after that person's post showed up.
Hmmm. I guess there's a certain degree of potkettleblackedness about
all this. Oh, dear.
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MarieD
news:94191a29-410f-4f80...@k13g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
<Anybody home? Mr. Yee, you there? Marie? HANS!>
I am here but I have nothing to offer to the bickering. I have more fun
playing Guitar Hero III.
If anything had any questions I could answer or an interesting discussion
then I'd join in.
Marie
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> Hey, you know what's lame?
you!
has anyone pooped in your mouth lately?
Curt
> "Curt" <curtja...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:94191a29-410f-4f80...@k13g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> <Anybody home? Mr. Yee, you there? Marie? HANS!>
>
> I am here but I have nothing to offer to the bickering. I have more fun
> playing Guitar Hero III.
http://www.guitarherogame.com/gh3/
"Crank Up the Volume and prepare to rock around the globe with Guitar
Hero® III: Legends of Rock. Battle against some of the greatest
legends to ever shred on a guitar and become one yourself! Take your
skills online against other Guitar Hero® players from around the
world."
Interesting. I've heard of it, but never checked it out until now.
WOAH! I've never seen Slash's entire face! They have hair all tied up,
too. Nice interview, but so odd not to see his face and head buried
under that mop of hair!
> If anything had any questions I could answer or an interesting discussion
> then I'd join in.
> Marie
Cool.
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Curt
Jars) wrote:
Keep telling yourself that.
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.bodyart/msg/a7aeac1247deacc9
"*curtsies* thank you, mr. james. i love your calvin&hobbes."
> has anyone pooped in your mouth lately?
Has anyone helped you solve simple problems lately? ;)
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