Series Premiere: Anime Hospital

Joseph Morreale

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Dec 31, 1993, 7:20:26 PM12/31/93

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(begin opening credits)

(sung)
- - -We hate Animes
- - -What's with these guys anyways?
- - -Tiny mouths and hubcap eyes
- - -Repair bill are on the rise
- - -Karl better soon get wise
- - -Before it's one of use who dies.

- - -Dr Karl Stoopenstien
- - -Had a little to much wine
- - -Now we're stuck in space and time
- - -Tell us, just what was our crime?

- - -Now we're the
- - -ANIME HOSPITAL!
- - -ANIME HOSPITAL!
- - -Nine to five we're curing ailments
- - -Of people purely fictional!

- - -Toni's got an attitude
- - -Let her bark, her bites hurt more
- - -Heather's got both her eyes glued
- - -On every single guy's barn door.
- - -Mike's a romantic
- - -Pam's a mystery
- - -Karl's always frantic
- - -Brain the size of a flea.

- - -Life's a little dangerous
- - -Doctors only raise a fuss
- - -Screaming out our final plea
- - -All we want's reality!

- - -Cause we're the
- - -ANIME HOSPITAL!
- - -ANIME HOSPITAL!
- - -Nine to five we're curing ailments
- - -Of people purely fictional!

C R A S H ! !

Hikaru Ichyjo

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Jan 1, 1994, 3:31:41 AM1/1/94

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One word...pretty funny!
Oh, wait, that was more than one. Well, whatever. :)

Joseph Morreale

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Jan 2, 1994, 6:45:18 AM1/2/94

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HI> From: hikaru%vik...@bts.com (Hikaru Ichyjo)

HI> One word...pretty funny!
HI> Oh, wait, that was more than one. Well, whatever. :)

Almost missed this one. Wonder if there have been any more responses to
it. Well, anyways, by next week, if I have successfully convinced my sysop to
get the feed, episode 2 should appear in rec.arts.anime.stories. If not, well,
maybe I can convince the moderator of this base to let me continue posting
here. Thanks for the comment. :)

Sarah Brundage

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Jan 4, 1994, 8:04:22 PM1/4/94

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In article <24...@beacon.rain.com>, Joseph....@f69.n105.z1.fidonet.org
(Joseph Morreale) wrote:

> (begin opening credits)
>
> (sung)
> - - -We hate Animes
> - - -What's with these guys anyways?
> - - -Tiny mouths and hubcap eyes
> - - -Repair bill are on the rise
> - - -Karl better soon get wise
> - - -Before it's one of use who dies.

Deleted for brevity

> - - -Cause we're the
> - - -ANIME HOSPITAL!
> - - -ANIME HOSPITAL!
> - - -Nine to five we're curing ailments
> - - -Of people purely fictional!

What should this be sung to, if you don't mind me asking?

Sarah (aka The Fangirl)
Ha! I told you so!
sb...@oregon.uoregon.edu

Joseph Morreale

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Jan 5, 1994, 4:16:02 PM1/5/94

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> - - -Nine to five we're curing ailments
> - - -Of people purely fictional!

SB> What should this be sung to, if you don't mind me asking?

<BIG GRIN> I have absolutely no idea. I made a small effort to keep it
syllabically (did I just make that word up?) consistant, but I had no true
melody in mind when I wrote that song. Feel absolutely free to make up your own
melody for the song, and if you enjoyed the episode, be sure to look in
Rec.Arts.Anime.Stories for episode 2, due in tomorrow.