"MOST BRAINLESS CHARACTER IN ANIME" Poll!
David Evan Loewen
characters people think have the lowest air pressure.... uh... IQ. :)
Send your votes to:
nite...@uniserve.com
Once I have results, I'll post a list of the top <FILL IN NUMBER HERE>
characters based on the number of responses I get. There's no prize to
be won. Just the joy of knowing YOU'RE RIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS
WRONG! (somewhere in the background, you hear Kodachi (sp?) from Ranma
1/2 laughing...)
But anyways, send in your votes! Please!
N-joy.
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David Evan Loewen <nite...@uniserve.com> wrote:
>Yes, that's right. I'm conducting a poll to find out which anime
>characters people think have the lowest air pressure.... uh... IQ. :)
>Once I have results, I'll post a list of the top <FILL IN NUMBER HERE>
>characters based on the number of responses I get. There's no prize to
>be won. Just the joy of knowing YOU'RE RIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS
>WRONG! (somewhere in the background, you hear Kodachi (sp?) from Ranma
>1/2 laughing...)
Odd you should mention Kodachi...
The top two contenders for the absolute, all time #1 spot are:
1) Tatawaki Kuno, Kodachi's brother. This is the man who can have
Ranma transform IN HIS ARMS and not get the point. A Kame-Hame-HA couldn't
dent his skull.
and
2) Mihoshi (Tenchi Muyo!). Someone read about the archetype of the
"dumb blond" and tried to make her dumber than that. They succeeded.
If there is any such thing as a PERFECT vacuum, it exists between Mihoshi's
ears and behind her vacantly-staring eyes.
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Sea Wasp
No, that's for "annoying". She's certainly high up in the running
for "brainless", but she'd have to duel it out with Mihoshi and Kuno
first.
Reiji Muskett
Evan Loewen) wrote:
> Yes, that's right. I'm conducting a poll to find out which anime
>characters people think have the lowest air pressure.... uh... IQ. :)
>
>Send your votes to:
> nite...@uniserve.com
>
>Once I have results, I'll post a list of the top <FILL IN NUMBER HERE>
>characters based on the number of responses I get. There's no prize to
>be won. Just the joy of knowing YOU'RE RIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS
>WRONG! (somewhere in the background, you hear Kodachi (sp?) from Ranma
>1/2 laughing...)
>
>But anyways, send in your votes! Please!
>
Well I flipped a coin and C-Ko wins. I still love
all the so called air heads.
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Zuhl
sea...@wizvax.wizvax.net (Sea Wasp) wrote:
> 1) Tatawaki Kuno, Kodachi's brother. This is the man who can have
>Ranma transform IN HIS ARMS and not get the point. A Kame-Hame-HA couldn't
>dent his skull.
>
Add one vote for Kuno. He is as dim as they come.
Zuhl
James R Rinehart
Sea Wasp <sea...@wizvax.wizvax.net> wrote:
>In article <468iqp$7...@saims.skidmore.edu>,
>Gwydion <doma...@skidmore.edu> wrote:
>>No contest. C-ko. Hands down.
>
>
> No, that's for "annoying". She's certainly high up in the running
>for "brainless", but she'd have to duel it out with Mihoshi and Kuno
>first.
>
oone helluva preservation instinct. A-ko 3 showed that what's inside may
be a bit different that without. ;}
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Gwydion
>In article <468iqp$7...@saims.skidmore.edu>,
>Gwydion <doma...@skidmore.edu> wrote:
>>No contest. C-ko. Hands down.
>
>
> No, that's for "annoying". She's certainly high up in the running
>for "brainless", but she'd have to duel it out with Mihoshi and Kuno
>first.
Ok, so maybe C-ko's got competition with Kuno, but Mihoshi... I dunno. I
have this sneaky suspicion she's smarter than she lets on. I mean, notice
how she always manages to interupt Waashu-chan, Ayeka or Ryoko juuuust in
the nick of time. Simple comedic device? Naaaah, couldn't be. ;)
James R Rinehart
Sea Wasp <sea...@wizvax.wizvax.net> wrote:
> 1) Tatawaki Kuno, Kodachi's brother. This is the man who can have
>Ranma transform IN HIS ARMS and not get the point. A Kame-Hame-HA couldn't
>dent his skull.
No argument here. Though I'd say TWO "five syllables of Death" might
muss his hair. ;}
>
> and
>
> 2) Mihoshi (Tenchi Muyo!). Someone read about the archetype of the
>"dumb blond" and tried to make her dumber than that. They succeeded.
>If there is any such thing as a PERFECT vacuum, it exists between Mihoshi's
>ears and behind her vacantly-staring eyes.
No _this_ I object to. Mii may be irrational with her leaps of
"logic", but I don't think she's entirely stupid. Just attention
deficient. ;}
Eric T. Dorn
C-ko
and
Tatewaki Kuno
Kuno is dumb (I still like him) and just kinda, well, if he does
have a brain it's not a balanced one!:>
And C-ko is obvious
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>
>In article <469j0t$5...@wizvax.wizvax.net>,
>
>> 1) Tatawaki Kuno, Kodachi's brother. This is the man who can have
>>Ranma transform IN HIS ARMS and not get the point. A Kame-Hame-HA
couldn't
>>dent his skull.
>>
>
>Zuhl
>
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>>characters based on the number of responses I get. There's no prize to
>>be won. Just the joy of knowing YOU'RE RIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS
>>WRONG! (somewhere in the background, you hear Kodachi (sp?) from Ranma
>>1/2 laughing...)
>
Later...
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: 1) Tatawaki Kuno, Kodachi's brother. This is the man who can have
: Ranma transform IN HIS ARMS and not get the point. A Kame-Hame-HA couldn't
: dent his skull.
:
Excuse Me! What did you say?!
Kuno-baby may be conceited, rude, arrogant, alittle bit unstable even blind to
the most blatently obvious (ie Ranma-chan) but he is far from Brainless!
A person who can receit poetry like he can must have some brains ne?
Sea Wasp
Ever hear the term "idiot savant"?
A tape recorder can recite poetry for hours on end; that doesn't
make it very bright.
Isabel Arantes
> 1) Tatawaki Kuno, Kodachi's brother. This is the man who can have
>Ranma transform IN HIS ARMS and not get the point. A Kame-Hame-HA couldn't
>dent his skull.
>
Yep, Kuno definetly takes the cake to being idiotic!
...Though Usagi from SM comes pretty close.
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I'd say Kusami Tendo should be somewhere on that list. Although she
always appears polite and knows how to cook, it's amazing how often she
can miss the obvious.
Bora Lee
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>always appears polite and knows how to cook, it's amazing how often she
>can miss the obvious.
Definately, she is very out of it!
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or
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kasumi: Those two are such good friends.
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Dat Banh
>From: kir...@u.washington.edu (Kirati Laisathit)
>Subject: Re: "MOST BRAINLESS CHARACTER IN ANIME" Poll!
>Date: 22 Oct 1995 06:17:10 GMT
>In article <469j0t$5...@wizvax.wizvax.net>,
>Sea Wasp <sea...@wizvax.wizvax.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Once I have results, I'll post a list of the top <FILL IN NUMBER HERE>
>>>characters based on the number of responses I get. There's no prize to
>>>be won. Just the joy of knowing YOU'RE RIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS
>>>WRONG! (somewhere in the background, you hear Kodachi (sp?) from Ranma
>>>1/2 laughing...)
>>
>I thought this was supposed to be an e-mail vote.
>Later...
Well it is but somethings need to be publicly voiced!!!
CKO you're my vote any day!!
Thane Walkup
>I'd say Kusami Tendo should be somewhere on that list. Although she
>always appears polite and knows how to cook, it's amazing how often she
>can miss the obvious.
I'd just say she's got the Gurps advantage Unfazeable, with the
modifier Only Unusual Things Affected By Ability. (Or whatever the
hell) After all, she freaked out when Akane's hair was cut...
Me? I think it's gotta be Mihoshi. Hands down. For a TFOS game
where I actually had the great misfortune to PLAY Tenchi, the
description for Mihoshi included "If nature abhorrs a vacume, then the
space between Mihoshi's ears is numero uno on nature's hit list.
Mihoshi appears to have an IQ slightly above your average kumquat. If
you haven't figured it out by now, she's DUMB."
Fnord.
Katrina Spencer
Bora Lee (b2...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca) writes:
> How come nobody mentions Mr. Satan? Don't we agree that he's the most
> brainless World Champion?
Oi! Satan-san isn't stupid -- he just can't fight, thassall. Can you
imagine anyone stupid talking as fast as he did to convince #18 to throw
the match?
Katrina
Bora Lee
I believe it was #18 who suggested she'll let him win for the
money, not Satan.
Anyone who thinks he can kill Buu with .45 is pretty empty between
ears, IMHO. :)
David Aldridge
Knight of the Black Rose (aefig...@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu) writes:
> "I am the Kasumi 5000 robot. I am here to serve you.
> Here is your meal. Enjoy." Kasumi walks off into kitchen.
>
> Ranma: Did you notice something different?
> Akane: No, why do you ask?
> Ranma: Just wondering...
A pitbull runs in, and starts tearing chunks out of Ranma's legs.
Kasumi 5000: Oh, what a cute dog.
Akane: I don't know, Ranma. She seems like her usual self to me.
Ian Tolentino
>
>
>I'd say Kusami Tendo should be somewhere on that list. Although she
>always appears polite and knows how to cook, it's amazing how often she
>can miss the obvious.
I disagree. I think Kasumi-chan can see the hidden truths. For
instance, "Those two are such good friends." If that statement weren't
true, why do they still hang out together? Sure, you may think it's
because of the fight over Akane, but I think deep down, both Ranma and
Ryouga admire each other for their skills and persistence. Everything
else boils down to "friendly" competition.
"It's settled then. Akane is the perfect choice." She knew right
away that Ranma and Akane were meant to be paired up. It wasn't so
obvious at the time.
Asuza wins the vote for MOST BRAINLESS CHARACTER.
Anatoly Lysov
>Damaramu from Dragon-half.
If that was the name of that knight that tried to fight the "Red Dragon" w/o
knowing how she looks like, then count my vote too..
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: Me? I think it's gotta be Mihoshi. Hands down. For a TFOS game
: where I actually had the great misfortune to PLAY Tenchi, the
: description for Mihoshi included "If nature abhorrs a vacume, then the
: space between Mihoshi's ears is numero uno on nature's hit list.
: Mihoshi appears to have an IQ slightly above your average kumquat. If
: you haven't figured it out by now, she's DUMB."
average MTV viewer. Plus she suffers from being a unusaul concetration
of Murphys Law(kinda like buying a lot of luck, and then paying for it
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>
>"I am the Kasumi 5000 robot. I am here to serve you.
> Here is your meal. Enjoy." Kasumi walks off into kitchen.
Now, now. I still claim Tendo Kasumi is a very smart person. I mean, when
she finds a crisis she can deal with, she does deal with it. Remember Akane
and her haircut? Kasumi all but flipped out!
But what do you when you have a 500-pound panda eating bamboo shoots in the
living room and your *other* houseguest turns into a girl when wet? Spend
half a day in catatonic shock like Soun? Or just realize that there's
nothing you can do about it, and might as well greet the bad news with
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Ryoohki
Ming Yau So
Evan Loewen) wrote:
>Yes, that's right. I'm conducting a poll to find out which anime
>characters people think have the lowest air pressure.... uh... IQ. :)
>
>Send your votes to:
> nite...@uniserve.com
>
>Once I have results, I'll post a list of the top <FILL IN NUMBER HERE>
>characters based on the number of responses I get. There's no prize to
>be won. Just the joy of knowing YOU'RE RIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS
>WRONG! (somewhere in the background, you hear Kodachi (sp?) from Ranma
>1/2 laughing...)
Almost everyone in G.S.Mikami, except Reiko, could qualified. Especially
Meiko, Dr. Chaos, and Tiger.
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: bwe...@nmt.edu (Bernadine Weeks) wrote:
: >Damaramu from Dragon-half.
: If that was the name of that knight that tried to fight the "Red Dragon" w/o
: knowing how she looks like, then count my vote too..
Yeah, he's certainly up there. I think my own vote would be Dick
Sausage...er, Saucer. "It's big an' it's red/I'm gonna kill it dead/Red
Dragon, Red Dragon...." Cute, but very dumb. He could have at least
checked the label.
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CLUELESS" should go to Moemi-chan, ne? I mean....c'mon! She gets
rejected by Niimai-san twice and STILL she can't get a clue?
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From the Valley <gw...@csupomona.edu> wrote:
>Cast one more vote in for Mihoshi of "Tenchi Muyo! Ryoohki."
>
>Phoebe of "Friends" would look like a genius next to her!
>
You can add another vote for "Mihoshi" from me.
I get the impression that if her superiors at "Galaxy Police HQ" gave
her an order to go out to the parking lot and blow up a car...
she'd come back crying, having burned her lips on the tail-pipe.
Mr DQ Banh
: Ryoohki (ryo...@delphi.com) wrote:
: : Has anyone thought of Ranma's mother yet... there's brainless for you...
:
: Nani!?!
: Ranma's Mum ?! Yeah maybe she sometimes misses the obvious but she can cook.
: She must store all those recipes somewhere, ne?
:
: Oh by the way leave Tendo Kasumi alone, I like her just the way she is :)
: And she's not brainless just innocent, maybe even alittle bit ignorant at time's
: but not Brainless!!!!
: Well certainly NOT the MOST brainless :)
^^^
Boy you leave one word out and it changes the entire meaning of the thing!
:)
Mr DQ Banh
: Has anyone thought of Ranma's mother yet... there's brainless for you...
Nani!?!
Ranma's Mum ?! Yeah maybe she sometimes misses the obvious but she can cook.
She must store all those recipes somewhere, ne?
Oh by the way leave Tendo Kasumi alone, I like her just the way she is :)
And she's not brainless just innocent, maybe even alittle bit ignorant at time's
but not Brainless!!!!
Well certainly the MOST brainless :)
Katrina Spencer
K1Morisato (k1mor...@aol.com) writes:
>>>Damaramu from Dragon-half.
>> If that was the name of that knight that tried to fight the "Red Dragon"
> w/o
>>knowing how she looks like, then count my vote too..
> same guy who skewered himself in the head with his own sword (but survived
> because his brain was so small that the sword missed it altogether (I'm
> not making this up!)).
Thus making him literally the most brainless character (ha ha). Yes,
that's Damaramaru. Not only did he skewer himself with his own sword
(thanks to Mappy) he fell into the molten lava surrounding the ring at the
Brutal-Killer-Martial Arts Tournament, and survived. Kinda like one of
those stupid horror shows where the guy never dies, only this time it's
for comic relief. Not that it's needed in Dragon Half...
Katrina [Ike! Ike! Damaramaru!] Spencer
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