AH episode 6 (4/9) [FanFic]

[Joseph Morreale]

B-ko and A-ko were both standing outside of C-ko's room,and they were
arguing about who would get to see her first.
"It should be me, I've known her longer," A-ko insisted.
"Oh yeah, well I care more about her than you do," B-ko shot back.
Suddenly Mike showed up and said, "Hey, now, what's all this about?"
A-ko and B-ko both turned to look at him, and as soon as they laid
eyes on him, their scowls faded away. Their hands clasped together in front of
them and the both sighed. "Hi,Nurse Jones," they said together.
Mike looked at the expressions on both of their faces and began to
blush. "Er, ladies, are you here to see a friend?"
B-ko snapped out of it first at those words. She turned and said,
"Yes, I'm here to lend my support and love to my
darling C-ko. She turned and started to open the door to her room and step
inside. The dreamy look on A-ko's face suddenly faded away and she grabbed
B-ko and started to pull her away from the door.
"Oh, no you don't! I'm going to see her first!" They started to
struggle, but Mike came in to break them apart. As soon as his hands touched
their shoulders, they both fell
against him, each taking an arm into their hands and laying their head against
it. Mike's blush deepened and he quickly jumped back and stammered a bit.
"Girls, you shouldn't fight over your friends, do you understand?"
"Uh-huh," they both agreed, and began to lean against each other as
they stared at Mike. When they realized that they were touching each other,
they moved apart and began to elbow each other slightly.
"Girls!" Mike said reproachfully. They both straightened up and acted
like they were hanging on his every word.
"Now girls, I understand that you both care a great deal about your
friend..." Mike began, still not fully recovered from his blushing fit.
He was interrupted by Lum chasing Shinobu, hurling
lightning bolts at the unfortunate girl. "Leave Darling alone!" Lum said as
they passed in-between Mike and the two girls. A-ko and B-ko gave each other
angry sidelong looks.
"...You have to realize, however," Mike continued,
undaunted. The two continued to look at him, but he was again interrupted from
the other direction by Ryoko and Aeka, who were duking it out with each other
with typical energy.
"Tenchi's mine! You stay away from him Aeka!"
"In your dreams! He's marrying me!"
A-ko and B-ko looked at each other again. Their hands had clenched
into fists which did not loosen when they turned to listen to Mike again.
"...It just isn't right to go around fighting each
other..."
Shampoo and Ukyou passed between them just then, arguing about Ranma.
Mike continued his speech undaunted, and did not notice that A-ko and B-ko had
started to elbow each other again. When Ryouga and Kunou passed by from the
other direction, a pushing match was just getting started between the two
girls.
"I will have Akane! I am the Blue Thunder!"
"Die!"
"...So I'm sure that you two can come to a peaceful resolution to your
problems..."
Two nurses passing by each other suddenly hugged. "Umao! Wherefore art
thou Umao?" one said.
"Ushiko! Wherefore art thou Ushiko?" the other said.
"...So, do you think that you can both do that?" Mike concluded
hopefully. A proud smile had spread accross his face.
"A-ko! I swear to you, this day, you will die!" B-ko said suddenly.
"Hah! We'll just see about that!" A-ko returned.
Mike looked crestfallen. "I was so sure all they needed was a good
nudge in the right direction."