episode 2 (3/7) [FanFic]

[Joseph Morreale]

The halls in the hospital were in complete chaos. The Anime's who had
come in with Lum had decided not to wait in the lobby and were now running wild
in the halls, despite all
efforts to bring them back. Ataru was of course the worst in the group, chasing
nearly every nurse he could find and getting severely beaten in the process.
Fortunately he was beginning to slow down from all the damage he had taken.
Toni was doing her best to keep some semblance of order in the lobby,
but the waiting Animes were getting a bit anxious. "I'm sorry, Mr Bernard, but
Otaku visiting hours aren't for another three hours and besides, Lum is in the
emergency room right now, so you couldn't visit her anyway."
"But you don't understand."
"I understand perfectly. This is no different than the time your friend
Mr Jackson came in when Usagi was in with a venerial disease. It doesn't matter
how much you care, or how hard you find it to believe, you cannot come in to
visit your favorite Anime while she's undergoing treatment. Now go home!"
Just then the brawny nurse Mike Jones approached the desk. He was very
haggered, and he was panting as he held
himself up by his arms on the desk. "There's just too many of them. We can't
catch them all, and there wrecking everything in their path!"
"Blasted Takahashies," Toni muttered. "Just once I wish they could do
something without creating a massive repair bill in their wake."
In the south wing of the hospital, Rei was running down one of the
halls, chasing Akane and saying, "Will you cook for me, for the rest of my
life?"
"No!" Akane was yelling. "Get away from me you!"
Moments later Rei came running from the other direction,being chased by
a bunch of wild generic Anime girls while he chased C-Ko. "Will you cook for
me, for the rest of my life?" he begged.
"No! Help, A-Ko! Save me!"
A few seconds later he returned chasing yet another notable Anime.
"Will you!"
"No!"
Back the other way, "Cook for me!"
"Beat it, you jerk!"
Again, "For the rest of my life!"
"Leave me alone!"
A pair of doctors were watching the specatcle like the audiance at a
tennis match. They seemed very engaged with what they were seeing.
"Say, who are those other girls who keep chasing him?" one of them
asked.
"Those are extras."
Meanwhile, in the north wing, Ryouga and Ranma were at it again,
wrecking everything in sight as they battled each other. "I swear I'll destroy
your happiness, Ranma! Now and forever I shall be avenged!"
"How many times do I have to tell you, I have no
happiness!"
The battle came to a swift close, however, when Ranma's collection of
fiances jumped the rival and dragged him over to a sink where they swiftly
doused him from head to toe. "So, who's for pork?" one of them said.
Benten and her gang were having an impromptu race in the east wing,
scattering doctors, nurses and patients left and right, and trouble consultant
Kei was getting a few fashion tips from Ran.
Maris, the Supergal was busilly falling into the arms of Shutaro
Mendou, and Godai had obviously said something wrong to Jariten, since he was
at the moment dodging some very dangerous looking fireblasts.
The ammount of damage being done was immesurable and very soon the
hospital was starting to look like it had been hit by a hurricane. Francis
chose that moment to pop up, and she looked in each direction before heading to
the west wing,
saying to herself, "Maybe I'll have some luck this way. Everyone here is too
busy for me to play with."
As she walked on, she ran into a doctor, scattering a large stack of
files all over the floor. As the doctor bent down to retrieve her papers, she
glanced up and gasped aloud when she saw Francis. "Wow," she said. "Talk about
super deformed!"