AH episode 6 commercial break [FanFic]

[Joseph Morreale]

Commercial Break

[A slideshow of different anime characters begins to play. They begin to slide
back into a panaramic collage of pictures while a man and a woman step in
front of the camera.]

Man: Have you ever wondered how all those anime characters get such incredible
hair-dos?

Woman: Have you ever wanted one of your own?

[The pictures fade away to reveal a large sign that reads "ANIME HAIR SALON"
The Camera pans away to reveal the entire salon while the man and woman
continue."

Man: That dream can become a reality here, at the Anime Hair Salon.

Woman: All the greatest anime characters get their hair done here, and now you
too can have hair styles you thought were impossible.

[Switches to interiors of the salon. The man and the woman are passing by
people getting their hair done by certified
professionals.]

Man: We gave give you a Lum-chan extender, complete with cute horns, if you
like, or if you're into something more
adventurous, perhaps the Ryouko spiked hair-do is more to your preference.

Woman: Seeking something more conservative? We can have you done up like
Madoka, Shinobu, or Kasumi just as easliy.

Man: There's no limit to the hairstlyes we can create. Guys, you too can enjoy
a brand new anime hairstyle, from the fantastic curls of Kunou to the sexy
styles of Captain Harlock and Shin.

Woman: That's right, and just to make it complete, every
hairstyle we do is washed to a anime-perfect shine thanks to our own pattented
hair formula, AnimEiglo.

Man: Guarrenteed to give your hair an anime luster, and it comes in any color
you prefer!

Man: So remember,

Woman: If you didn't get it at the Anime Hair Salon,

Man and Woman: It's not Anime!