Best way to get yourself killed in anime
Wilson Christopher H C
I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
possible.
I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
to provide some main character angst.
-Greebs
Kenneth Kubik
Wilson Christopher H C (3c...@qlink.queensu.ca) wrote:
: I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
How about join the AD Police or pilot a Non Gundam in a Gundam series?
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> Wilson Christopher H C (3c...@qlink.queensu.ca) wrote:
> : I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> : in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> : possible.
How about insulting or beating up Tenchi in front of all the girls?
I think the best way not to get killed though is to be the comic relief,
i.e. Mr. Satan.
Sain-Zee Ueng
dma...@forest.drew.edu
In article <5dfkhi$1...@catapult.gatech.edu>, gt3...@acmey.gatech.edu (Kenneth Kubik) writes:
> Wilson Christopher H C (3c...@qlink.queensu.ca) wrote:
> : I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> : in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> : possible.
> : I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
> : his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
> : that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
> : to provide some main character angst.
>
> How about join the AD Police or pilot a Non Gundam in a Gundam series?
*GAAAK!* He beat me to the punch! :)
---Dmambu
dma...@forest.drew.edu
In article <5dff2m$7...@knot.queensu.ca>, 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) writes:
> I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> possible.
>
> I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
> his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
> that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
> to provide some main character angst.
Either that, or enlist in the ADV Police force or take a tour of
duty in a Gundam series. That pretty much garauntees you'll be toast
within 5-10 minutes.
---Dmambu
Monica Shin
3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> possible.
>
> I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
> his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
> that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
> to provide some main character angst.
> -Greebs
Well, just being in Gundam virtually guarantees that you'll probably
be dead... Or you can go up to Sakurazukamori, and tell him that a)
you know who he is, and b) tell him you like Subaru better ^_^
Monica/Akira-chan!
Ross TenEyck
dma...@forest.drew.edu writes:
>In article <5dff2m$7...@knot.queensu.ca>, 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) writes:
>> I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
>> in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
>> possible.
>>
>> I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
>> his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
>> that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
>> to provide some main character angst.
> Either that, or enlist in the ADV Police force or take a tour of
>duty in a Gundam series. That pretty much garauntees you'll be toast
>within 5-10 minutes.
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trouble consultants? The Lovely Angels? That'd be great, thanks!"
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R.C.Jenius
In article <5dfkhi$1...@catapult.gatech.edu>, gt3...@acmey.gatech.edu (Kenneth Kubik) says:
>
>Wilson Christopher H C (3c...@qlink.queensu.ca) wrote:
>: in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
>: possible.
>:
>: I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
>: his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
>: that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
>: to provide some main character angst.
>
I've got it, join the gundam plot.
Become a very important person that everybody likes, take some 20 episodes
of character devlopment THEN you will be asured a very dramatic death!
or if you want to be an important character and want to get it over with
in a flash, go live somewhere on the macross earth a few minutes before
the zentreadi fleet attacks.
Jaa
RB
innp...@aol.com
>> Wilson Christopher H C (3c...@qlink.queensu.ca) wrote:
>> : I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
>> : in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
>> : possible.
>
>
Well, this was just noted in another thread, but--
Get emotionally involved with Priss.
the pig
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...and Bell-chan, of course.
Chris C. Lesley
Wilson Christopher H C (3c...@qlink.queensu.ca) wrote:
: I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
: in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
: possible.
Get an apartment in Neo-Tokyo or Newport City.
--
Chris Lesley
"Heaven wheels above you, displaying to you her eternal glories,
and still your eyes are on the ground." --- Dante Alighieri
Robert Swackhamer
> I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> possible.
Hmm...ways to die a gruesome anime death...
1. Piss off the Dirty Pair in ANY way possible.
2. Volunteer to become a guinea pig in GENOM's new Boomer project.
3. Cut off Natsumi (You're Under Arrest!) out on the freeway.
Any others?
Robert
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In article <5dg48c$iel$1...@axil.hvision.nl>, tsu...@hvision.nl (R.C.Jenius) writes:
> In article <5dfkhi$1...@catapult.gatech.edu>, gt3...@acmey.gatech.edu (Kenneth Kubik) says:
>>
>>: I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
>>: in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
>>: possible.
>>: I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
>>: his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
>>: that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
>>: to provide some main character angst.
>>
>>How about join the AD Police or pilot a Non Gundam in a Gundam series?
>
> I've got it, join the gundam plot.
> Become a very important person that everybody likes, take some 20 episodes
> of character devlopment THEN you will be asured a very dramatic death!
>
> or if you want to be an important character and want to get it over with
> in a flash, go live somewhere on the macross earth a few minutes before
> the zentreadi fleet attacks.
Or....just live in Tokyo. That city ALWAYS seems to be the brunt
of nuclear mishaps, asteriods falling from space, Demon invasions, alien
invasions, etc. etc. You'd think they'd be tired of rebuilding it by now.
:)
---Dmambu
Chris Johnson
In article <5dg87h$i...@mesa7.mesa.colorado.edu>, cle...@MesaState.EDU
(Chris C. Lesley) wrote:
>
> Wilson Christopher H C (3c...@qlink.queensu.ca) wrote:
> : I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> : in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> : possible.
>
Or simply kick Bonaparte... :)
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Katrina Spencer
> 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
>> I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
>> in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
>> possible.
>> I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
>> his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
>> that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
>> to provide some main character angst.
Become friends with Son Gokuu. Every single one of his friends has died.
And so has Vejiita ^_^
Katchan
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Kyle T. Pope
3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> possible.
Address any woman, particularly a High Priestess or goddess, as
"obasan".
--
Kyle
"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered." - No. 6
Doug Smith
3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> possible.
>
> I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
> his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
> that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
> to provide some main character angst.
Get a main charcter to fall in love with you. You'll die in some
gruesome way, probably in the same episode. Again to provide
character angst.
OTOH if you fall in love with a main character but they have no
interest in you, you might live a long life as comic relief.
Another way to get killed is to be average. If you're super skilled
you might be a main character. If you're completly incompetent you
can be comic relief. (Some characters are both for that matter...)
If you're just competent, or average looking, you're toast. Normal
people are boring so they get whacked off.
> -Greebs
DES
"Ooops. So much for a live arrest." Yuri
Philip Yff
Kyle T. Pope wrote:
:>
:>
;> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
:> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
:> > possible.
:> Address any woman, particularly a High Priestess or goddess, as
:> "obasan".
;> --
;> Kyle
Become one of Priss's friends.
Mata ato de,
Phil Yff
Never mind... Kizudarake no tsubasa de
Tobitatsu yo born to be wild heart!
Never mind... With scarred wings,
I will fly away [for I was] born to be wild heart!
--Priss
Ian Finnesey
Robert Swackhamer (Gam...@pitnet.net) wrote:
: Hmm...ways to die a gruesome anime death...
Volunteer to be turned into a Zoanoid.
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Souriyaphon Chaleusouk
Ian Finnesey wrote:
>
> Robert Swackhamer (Gam...@pitnet.net) wrote:
> : Hmm...ways to die a gruesome anime death...
>
> Volunteer to be turned into a Zoanoid.
>
> --
I think some one once said that being a minor character on any Gundam
show was a sure fire way to get toasted.
Sam
Unagi
Kyle T. Pope wrote:
> :>
> :> 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> :>
> ;> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> :> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> :> > possible.
Easy. Join the AD Police as a Fire Bee chopper pilot. Whether it's
shooting at renegade boomers or chasing Priss on a turbo bike, you'll wind
up a charred, bloody mess on some freeway column
--
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Just another drooling BGC OTAKING!
Weapon X
On 8 Feb 1997, Unagi wrote:
> Kyle T. Pope wrote:
> > :>
> > :> 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> > :>
> > ;> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> > :> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> > :> > possible.
>
Join the Dragon Fangs.. hehe.
Weapon X
Phil Lee
Oh, what a no-brainer. The easiest way to get killed in anime is to get
anywhere near a truck.
Phil "Look out Momo-Chan!" Lee
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Ben Carter
In article <32FCC9...@wizard.net>
Philip Yff <yf...@wizard.net> wrote:
> Kyle T. Pope wrote:
> :>
> :> 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> :>
> ;> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> :> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> :> > possible.
> ;>
> :> Address any woman, particularly a High Priestess or goddess, as
> :> "obasan".
> ;> --
> ;> Kyle
>
> Become one of Priss's friends.
Say "Nonsense! They can't possibly hit us fro...<crash>" in a loud
voice.
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In ye olden post Ben Carter <b...@gunk.demon.co.uk> spake...
>In article <32FCC9...@wizard.net>
> Philip Yff <yf...@wizard.net> wrote:
>
>> Kyle T. Pope wrote:
>> :>
>> :> 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
>> :>
>> ;> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
>> :> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
>> :> > possible.
How about being chronically depressed and/or suicidal around Miyu? :)
Either that or hangin' out with Shimna?
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Lumraptor
Unagi (ekst...@primenet.com) wrote:
: Kyle T. Pope wrote:
: > :>
: > :> 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
: > :>
: > ;> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
: > :> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
: > :> > possible.
Be one of those masked grey guys in a Cutey Honey TV episode! They die
by the dozens!
-Lumraptor
SonGoku
>
> Kyle T. Pope wrote:
>
> 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
>
> I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> possible.
>
Easy! Fight against Goku!!
SonGoku
SonGoku
CMaster
R.C.Jenius <tsu...@hvision.nl> wrote in article
<5dg48c$iel$1...@axil.hvision.nl>...
> >: I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> >: in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> >: possible.
> >: I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
> >: his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
> >: that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
> >: to provide some main character angst.
> >
>
> I've got it, join the gundam plot.
> Become a very important person that everybody likes, take some 20
episodes
> of character devlopment THEN you will be asured a very dramatic death!
>
> or if you want to be an important character and want to get it over with
> in a flash, go live somewhere on the macross earth a few minutes before
> the zentreadi fleet attacks.
May not be Anime Related, but if you're not on the same ship with Mark
Hamill on Wing Commander Series (or be Asian for that matter), you're
pretty much toast.
Pilot a GM. That always work (most of the time).
Or be an OZ pilot. Those kids never stay on screen for no more than 10
seconds tops. Even better, be a Zaku pilot facing a Gundam. Toast.
Donny CHAN
In article <5djllo$9l0$2...@newz.oit.unc.edu>,
ph...@email.unc.edu (Phil Lee) wrote:
]Oh, what a no-brainer. The easiest way to get killed in anime is to get
]anywhere near a truck.
]
]Phil "Look out Momo-Chan!" Lee
Fortunately, there was a second Minky Momo TV series. ^^;
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Donny CHAN
In article <32FCFB...@ix.netcom.com>,
Souriyaphon Chaleusouk <veg...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
]> Robert Swackhamer (Gam...@pitnet.net) wrote:
]> : Hmm...ways to die a gruesome anime death...
] I think some one once said that being a minor character on any Gundam
]show was a sure fire way to get toasted.
Some Netter in r.a.a or r.a.a.misc once posted a Top Ten list of "If you're an
anime chara, you know you're going to die when..." Being a minor chara in any
Gundam anime is one condition; the other is being a major chara in any Gundam
anime. 8P
Emiko's Agent
R.C.Jenius wrote:
>
> In article <5dfkhi$1...@catapult.gatech.edu>, gt3...@acmey.gatech.edu (Kenneth Kubik) says:
> >
> >Wilson Christopher H C (3c...@qlink.queensu.ca) wrote:
> >: I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> >: in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> >: possible.
> >:
> >: I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
> >: his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
> >: that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
> >: to provide some main character angst.
> >
> >How about join the AD Police or pilot a Non Gundam in a Gundam series?
>
> I've got it, join the gundam plot.
> Become a very important person that everybody likes, take some 20 episodes
> of character devlopment THEN you will be asured a very dramatic death!
>
> or if you want to be an important character and want to get it over with
> in a flash, go live somewhere on the macross earth a few minutes before
> the zentreadi fleet attacks.
Specifically, be a Destroid pilot ^_^
Emiko's Agent
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Emiko's Agent
SonGoku wrote:
>
> Unagi wrote:
> >
> > Kyle T. Pope wrote:
> > > :>
> > > :>
> > > ;> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> > > :> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> > > :> > possible.
> >
Emiko's Agent
Doug Smith wrote:
>
> 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
>
> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> > possible.
> >
> > his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
> > that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
> > to provide some main character angst.
>
> gruesome way, probably in the same episode. Again to provide
> character angst.
If you're a girl, becoming Terry Bogard's girlfriend is a sure way to
die :)
vincent radford
On Sun, 9 Feb 1997, SonGoku wrote:
> Ben Carter wrote:
> >
> > In article <32FCC9...@wizard.net>
> > Philip Yff <yf...@wizard.net> wrote:
> >
> > Kyle T. Pope wrote:
> >
> > 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> >
> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> > possible.
> >
>
> Easy! Fight against Goku!!
That's a good one! You'll etheir die at his hands or be one of his
best friends (Piccolo, Yamcha, Buu, etc.)
vincent radford
Kill a loved one(s) of the main character, beat him/her up a little and
gloat over the fact that you enjoyed killing their loved one(s), thus
unleashing an uncontrollable rage within them which they direct upon
you... After that, you fate is pretty much sealed.
Do that or just be any bad guy in Ninja Scroll.
Stormwalker
On Mon, 10 Feb 1997, Emiko's Agent wrote:
> SonGoku wrote:
> >
> > Unagi wrote:
> > >
> > > Kyle T. Pope wrote:
> > > > :>
> > > > :> 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> > > > :>
> > > > ;> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> > > > :> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> > > > :> > possible.
> > >
> Piss off Terry Bogard by killing his girlfriend :)
Become Quincy's right-hand man (or woman, in the case of Kate Madigan).
Or, alternately, I don't think anyone's ever survived crossing the Dirty
Pair.
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In article <linleyE5...@netcom.com>,
Bruce James Robert Linley <lin...@netcom.com> wrote:
>In ye olden post Ben Carter <b...@gunk.demon.co.uk> spake...
>> Philip Yff <yf...@wizard.net> wrote:
>>
>>> Kyle T. Pope wrote:
>>> :>
>>> :> 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
>>> :>
>>> ;> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
>>> :> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
>>> :> > possible.
>
That might result in eternal life rather than death; which could be an
interesting prospect but might not meet spec.
>Either that or hangin' out with Shimna?
I dunno...hanging out with Ranka is probably one of the saf_er_ things one
could do. Too bad I can't say the same for Lemures...
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Atmavictu
Emiko's Agent wrote:
>
> Piss off Terry Bogard by killing his girlfriend :)
[Joe, Andy and Terry looking at the floating figure of Geese]
Andy: Is he really... dead?
Joe: Shouldn't we check for a pulse or something?
Terry: Naw. Look over there. The fishies are eating him.
Joe: Oh, then he *MUST* be dead! OK!
Foolish mortals. I can't wait until Geese kicks all their butts ;)
Reppuken!
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dma...@forest.drew.edu
In article <32FF39...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca>, Emiko's Agent <ik...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> writes:
> R.C.Jenius wrote:
>> In article <5dfkhi$1...@catapult.gatech.edu>, gt3...@acmey.gatech.edu (Kenneth Kubik) says:
>> >Wilson Christopher H C (3c...@qlink.queensu.ca) wrote:
>
> Specifically, be a Destroid pilot ^_^
Heh heh...but I beg to differ. Ever see a MAC II pilot bite it?
No, that's because they're the shiznit. If I was going to have to be in
ANYTHING in Macross it would be a MAC II. It's usually the Defenders and
the Phalanxes that pay.
---Dmambu
dma...@forest.drew.edu
In article <Pine.SV4.3.95.970210...@apache.utdallas.edu>, Stormwalker <sto...@utdallas.edu> writes:
> On Mon, 10 Feb 1997, Emiko's Agent wrote:
>
> Or, alternately, I don't think anyone's ever survived crossing the Dirty
> Pair.
Carson D. Carson survied even AFTER being run though like a
shish-kebob.
---Dmambu
Payndz
Most certain way to wind up dead in anime? Befriend a Knight
Saber.
Erm, apart from Nene, that is.
Payndz
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Mark David
3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
> his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
> that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
> to provide some main character angst.
Or be anyone in a Gundam.
Mark David -- Super Genius! | "Just because it says DVD does not mean
mad...@achilles.net | the quality is there."
dl...@freenet.carleton.ca | --David Garber, Senior VP, LIVE Ent.
Jesse Chang
Be a carrot in Tenchi Muyo.
Jesse Chang
Neil Sinclair
Stormwalker (sto...@utdallas.edu) uttered:
Tons of stuff cut....
: On Mon, 10 Feb 1997, Emiko's Agent wrote:
:
:
: Become Quincy's right-hand man (or woman, in the case of Kate Madigan).
:
: Or, alternately, I don't think anyone's ever survived crossing the Dirty
: Pair.
:
--
Hey! There is no real proof that Kate bit the big one....sure she wasn't
visible after that particulair little run-in but she could have been
sitting around in intensive care....or maybe getting those lovely lavender
locks Shampooed.
Neil
___________________________________________________________________________
Nene Nene Nene Nene Nene Nene Nene Nene Nene
I met a Lady in the Meads,
Full beautiful, a faery's child,
Her hair was long, her foot was light
And her eyes were wild.
J.Keats
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Agent Of Chaos. Robyn, Duke of Amber. Unicorn Knight
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David J. Kelk
>3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
>I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
>in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
Dave's list of sure-fire ways to get killed in anime:
1) Tell someone your hopes and dreams.
"Just one more payment and we're moving out to the country" - BGC
2) You're the old grizzled vetran teaching the up-and coming hero.
Roy Fokker killed by a fruit salad - Macross
3) You're a thug in any kind of slasher flick.
Like Fist of the North Star
4) Doing something stupidly self-sacraficial that gives you extra bonus
karma points in the afterlife
Yue Yue Hashuko
5) Insult or fight the hero of the series.
--
Lightspeed,
David Kelk
http://www.yucc.yorku.ca/~myrikhan
Home of the Complete Sailor Mercury Shrine
Tenchi Muyo * You're Under Arrest * Sailor Moon * Sailor Moon R Movie
Macross Plus * Irresponcible Captain Tylor * Blue Seed
Jonna Eggl
In <5dorct$i...@sunburst.ccs.yorku.ca> yku0...@yorku.ca (David J. Kelk)
writes:
>>3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
>
>>I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
>>in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
>
>Dave's list of sure-fire ways to get killed in anime:
>
>1) Tell someone your hopes and dreams.
> "Just one more payment and we're moving out to the country" - BGC
>
>2) You're the old grizzled vetran teaching the up-and coming hero.
> Roy Fokker killed by a fruit salad - Macross
>
>3) You're a thug in any kind of slasher flick.
> Like Fist of the North Star
>
>4) Doing something stupidly self-sacraficial that gives you extra
bonus
> karma points in the afterlife
> Yue Yue Hashuko
>
>5) Insult or fight the hero of the series.
>
My 2 cents worth on the quickest way to die...
Get between a hungry Usagi and a full refrigerator.
Sailor Moon
Derlin
In article <Pine.SV4.3.95.970210...@apache.utdallas.edu>,
Stormwalker <sto...@utdallas.edu> wrote:
> On Mon, 10 Feb 1997, Emiko's Agent wrote:
>
> > SonGoku wrote:
> > >
> > > Unagi wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Kyle T. Pope wrote:
> > > > > :>
> > > > > :> 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> > > > > :>
> > > > > ;> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> > > > > :> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> > > > > :> > possible.
> > > >
> > Piss off Terry Bogard by killing his girlfriend :)
>
> Become Quincy's right-hand man (or woman, in the case of Kate Madigan).
>
> Or, alternately, I don't think anyone's ever survived crossing the Dirty
> Pair.
Crossing? How about just being on the same *planet* with the Pair? Sure,
it's not a guarantee, but your odds are probably 50-50...
"So, Kei, what did you do with that big, nasty thermonuclear device?"
"Me? I thought you were going to take care of it."
(in unison) Oh my....
*boom*
The Dirt Pair--Death with a Smile!
Derlin
Michael Borgwardt
Wear a red sw... oops, wrong newsgroup.
Get yourself some mean and dangerous-looking thugs and gang up on a
Mysterious Stranger....
--
Michael "Brazil" Borgwardt / 089-3616887 / borg...@informatik.tu-muenchen.de
Member of #WASHU# and initiate of the Church of Washu-chan, goddess of
science, humor and everything and Her prophetess Ryoko the Magnificent.
--------------- Let`s shake the dew off this lily, shall we ? ---------------
Stormwalker
> :
> :
> : Become Quincy's right-hand man (or woman, in the case of Kate Madigan).
> :
> : Or, alternately, I don't think anyone's ever survived crossing the Dirty
> : Pair.
> --
> Hey! There is no real proof that Kate bit the big one....sure she wasn't
> visible after that particulair little run-in but she could have been
> sitting around in intensive care....or maybe getting those lovely lavender
> locks Shampooed.
>
Perhaps, though I doubt that Largo left her alive to see what all went
on, and I doubt that the Sabers could have let her live after witnessing
Priss's identity (which she would have had she survived that long)
I'd say she's probably pretty dead.
Anyway, holding that job is still a pretty good way to die. After all,
look at B.J. Mason. (just because he didn't stay dead doesn't mean
anything...)
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"Be thou, fierce Spirit, my spirit! Be thou me, impetuous one!"
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Geoffrey Robert Tebbetts
In article <1997Feb10.233055.154847@forest>, <dma...@forest.drew.edu> wrote:
>In article <Pine.SV4.3.95.970210...@apache.utdallas.edu>, Stormwalker <sto...@utdallas.edu> writes:
>> On Mon, 10 Feb 1997, Emiko's Agent wrote:
>>
>> Or, alternately, I don't think anyone's ever survived crossing the Dirty
>> Pair.
>
>shish-kebob.
True, except the Dirty Pair wasn't the cause of him being skewered, Bruno
was. And the statement's almost true about survival against the Dirty
Pair, except it's more like everyone *except* the villains.
Of course, the saying may be true when losing to the Dirty Pair. "If you
gotta go, go with a smile!"
Geoff "Daisuke" Tebbetts * Lesson No. 6.
gt0...@prism.gatech.edu * The Spatula Splat.
Instructor, The Akane Tendo School-of-Hard-Knocks * Cook okonomiyaki
Magnificent Expert of the Interdimensional Mallet * during encounter.
Originator of the Blue Aura of Anger * Calmly take out very
Our Motto: "Ranma no baka!!" * big spatula and
Vice-President of Anime O-Tekku * crush opponent.
Home page: http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~gt0673a/ * Totemo oishii desu!
--
"o/~ I'm a ronin, baby, so why don't you fail me...."
Soeren Grenzdoerffer
Settle to Tokio...
Soeren
Mecho
Tell Largo what a egotistic wimp he is.
Peter Casterlin
Derek Janssen
Kirati Laisathit
In article <5do1c5$1...@gap.cco.caltech.edu>,
Mark L. Neidengard <mnei...@ugcs.caltech.edu> wrote:
[snip]
>>How about being chronically depressed and/or suicidal around Miyu? :)
>
>That might result in eternal life rather than death; which could be an
>interesting prospect but might not meet spec.
>
>>Either that or hangin' out with Shimna?
>
>I dunno...hanging out with Ranka is probably one of the saf_er_ things one
>could do. Too bad I can't say the same for Lemures...
Depends. I mean, both Miyu and Ranka tend to like kiree na hito. So, I
suppose if you don't qualify for that title, you're probably safe, which
is not the objective of this thread. ^_-
Later...
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Kenneth Kubik
I don't know if it has been said, but:
Be a thug in Fist of the North Star.
--
Kenneth Matthew Kubik
_______________________________________________________________________________
Georgia Institute My Ninja-Mono hompage at
of Technology www.prism.gatech.edu/~gt3165a
Atlanta, GA.
30332
___________________________"Gatchaba Goose!"________________________________
Michael Borgwardt
Be Chibi-Usa or C-ko in a non-continuity FanFiction :)
sw
In article <330029...@airmail.net>,
Stormwalker <storm...@airmail.net> wrote:
>Neil Sinclair wrote:
>>
>> Stormwalker (sto...@utdallas.edu) uttered:
>> Tons of stuff cut....
>> :
>> : Become Quincy's right-hand man (or woman, in the case of Kate Madigan).
>> Hey! There is no real proof that Kate bit the big one....sure she wasn't
>> visible after that particulair little run-in but she could have been
>
>on, and I doubt that the Sabers could have let her live after witnessing
>Priss's identity (which she would have had she survived that long)
Kate a few more times to make sure she was dead. ;)
--Jesse "Nene! Nene!" Taylor
Kenneth Kubik
How about saying you hate Washuu, or Uukyo (sp.?) - see the other humor
post
Or saying you like the Dubbed BGC music better than the original.
Just observations not declarations. :)
Michael Borgwardt
In article <5dsr4s$o...@catapult.gatech.edu>, gt3...@acmex.gatech.edu (Kenneth Kubik) writes:
|>
|> How about saying you hate Washuu, or Uukyo (sp.?) - see the other humor
|> post
Yeah, I and Blade are ready anytime >:-|
|> Or saying you like the Dubbed BGC music better than the original.
Or saying you like the UY dub.
Or saying "Gee, I`m so thankful that manga video provides us with all those
wonderul dubs!!
OOPS! That`s not exactly in anime, that`s in UseNet...
AARON JAMES EDWARD PEORI
Kenneth Kubik (gt3...@acmex.gatech.edu) wrote:
: How about saying you hate Washuu, or Uukyo (sp.?) - see the other humor
: post
Ukyou.
And since we're at it...
Best ways to get yourself killed (or at least hospitalized) in GRIT.
1) Five words, Heavensrun Raging Fury Final Attack
2) Insult Ukyou when Blade is in hearing distance
3) Insult Blade when Akemi is in hearing distance
4) Say "Chubarachas" (even if Al isn't in hearing distance)
5) Be Bob (refer to #1)
6) Hit on Nabiki (refer to #1)
7) Involve yourself in any way shape or form with Epsilon
8) Be a lurker
9) Stick around Amy for any decent amount of time
10) Join the Faceless Minions
-----------------
Epsilon
Death Lord of the Sith
"When the Dark claims another, our power grows stronger. Only in the
ecstasy of Death, can the true Force be seen. Mourn not for those who
have passed, their sacrifice has made us stronger."
-Ancient Sith Funeral Prayer
"Evil is a concept created by society to protect the weak from the strong."
-Senchi Saotome
"All things must be in balance, all forces must cancel each other out. Be
it Creation & Destruction, Good & Evil, Chaos & Order, Life & Death. Only
when the balance is disturbed does trouble come..."
-Epsilon (from the Heros for Hire saga)
"When you look upon this day, remember only that it is I who chooses to
let you live."
-Arcane (and Epsilon in the Sith War II)
Vincent Tagle
In article <5dt5cf$k...@News.Dal.Ca>,
AARON JAMES EDWARD PEORI <ape...@ug.cs.dal.ca> wrote:
<snip>
>Best ways to get yourself killed (or at least hospitalized) in GRIT.
<snip list>
>9) Stick around Amy for any decent amount of time
Heh... she wasn't nicknamed "One of Japan's most explosive substances"
fer nuthin...
>10) Join the Faceless Minions
11) Insult Akemi when Vince is in hearing distance.
--
Vince Tagle - vta...@uci.edu
aka Amy Malarkey of the Malarkey clan
and RAAM's defender of the fung- Er... Tsubasa ^_^
"I thwap you with my Staff of Thwapping." <THWAP!>
jason_heavensrun
>: How about saying you hate Washuu, or Uukyo (sp.?) - see the other humor
>: post
>Ukyou.
>And since we're at it...
Heh...I'm notorious. >D
>2) Insult Ukyou when Blade is in hearing distance
2a) Come on to Ukyou when Blade is in hearing distance...
>3) Insult Blade when Akemi is in hearing distance
>4) Say "Chubarachas" (even if Al isn't in hearing distance)
RLJason: Uh oh.
RLAaron: What?
RLAl: CHUUUUPAAAAACHAAAAABRRRRRRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
<RLAl horribly mutilates Aaron...>
RLJason: You shouldn't have said that word.
RLAaron: (lying on ground, mangled) What word?
RLJason: You know, chupachabras.
RLAaron: (would evilchuckletmtarouallrightsreserved but is in too
much pain...)
RLJason: (see's Al returning and whimpers.) mother...
>5) Be Bob (refer to #1)
5a) Associate with Bob. (refer to #1)
5b) Ackowledge Bob. (refer to #1)
5c) Mention Bob. (refer to #1)
5d) Think of Bob in a fond manner. (refer to #1)
5e) Think of Bob in a neutral manner. (refer to #1)
5f) Insult anyone for flaming Bob. (refer to #1)
5g) Notice Bob. (refer to #1)
5h) Play tennis with B-<WHAM>
RLBlade: We get the point! How far were you going to go, anyway?
RLJason: (rubbing lump on head) I had planned through double-z, why?
RLBlade: (sweatdrop) Just curious...
>6) Hit on Nabiki (refer to #1)
>7) Involve yourself in any way shape or form with Epsilon
>8) Be a lurker
8a) And mention it to anyone
>9) Stick around Amy for any decent amount of time
>10) Join the Faceless Minions
11) Utter that ancient phrase: "Things couldn't possibly get any
worse."
12) Tell a Heavensrun "I'm sorry, we're out of coffee, would you like
some milk?
12a) This rule does not apply to Kasumi.
12b) None of these rules apply to Kasumi. (With the possible exception
of 6, but I don't see that happening anytime soon...)
JONATHAN J.F. BILODEAU
: 10) Join the Faceless Minions
11) Pouring cold water on Kalen.
Psyber
someone who my stupid newsreader wouldn't identify wrote:
> >: I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
> >: his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
> >: that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
> >: to provide some main character angst.
> >
Join ADP, definitly. I'd do it for a chance to meet the KS, but'll probably
die a messy and untimely death.
> I've got it, join the gundam plot.
> Become a very important person that everybody likes, take some 20 episodes
> of character devlopment THEN you will be asured a very dramatic death!
>
> or if you want to be an important character and want to get it over with
> in a flash, go live somewhere on the macross earth a few minutes before
> the zentreadi fleet attacks.
Why not just be a Zentraedi pilot? :)
> Jaa
> RB
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| |
| if we get the transient facts we can fly |
| then we feel the info-high we have wings |
| if we get the transient facts we can touchfloating dreams |
| then we are really free call me from so far |
| to fly high through the wind |
| in space in the light |
| |
| - Information High - Voices |
| by Sharon Apple by Myung Fang Lone |
| |
†=========================Psyber ™®©==========================â€
"What you see is like a dim image in a mirror,
then we shall see face to face." - Ghost in the Shell
"Shit happens." - Nami Shiina, Black Iczelion
"Why don't you go chase some boomer's ass?" - Priss
"Meow…" - NK-1124
Suicidal Sailor
CMaster wrote:
[snip]
> Or be an OZ pilot. Those kids never stay on screen for no more than 10
> seconds tops. Even better, be a Zaku pilot facing a Gundam. Toast.
Be Sailor Mercury and try wasting the Zeiramиwithout any help!!!!
Suicidal Sailor (and that's what you'd be if you did!!!!)
Emiko's Agent
AARON JAMES EDWARD PEORI wrote:
>
> Kenneth Kubik (gt3...@acmex.gatech.edu) wrote:
>
> : How about saying you hate Washuu, or Uukyo (sp.?) - see the other humor
> : post
>
> Ukyou.
> And since we're at it...
>
> Best ways to get yourself killed (or at least hospitalized) in GRIT.
>
> 1) Five words, Heavensrun Raging Fury Final Attack
>
>
>
> 4) Say "Chubarachas" (even if Al isn't in hearing distance)
>
>
>
> 7) Involve yourself in any way shape or form with Epsilon
>
> 8) Be a lurker
>
>
>
Good Lord, what have you done?! Another innocent thread has been
mutated into a GRIT posting!! The poisoness virus is spreading! Run
for the hills, flee, flee!! Aieeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Emiko's Agent
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EMIKO'S GENESIS: http://www.undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca/~ikim
AARON JAMES EDWARD PEORI
Emiko's Agent (ik...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:
: AARON JAMES EDWARD PEORI wrote:
: >
: > Kenneth Kubik (gt3...@acmex.gatech.edu) wrote:
: >
: > : How about saying you hate Washuu, or Uukyo (sp.?) - see the other humor
: > : post
: >
: > Ukyou.
: > And since we're at it...
: >
: > Best ways to get yourself killed (or at least hospitalized) in GRIT.
: >
: > 1) Five words, Heavensrun Raging Fury Final Attack
: >
: > 2) Insult Ukyou when Blade is in hearing distance
: >
: > 3) Insult Blade when Akemi is in hearing distance
: >
: > 4) Say "Chubarachas" (even if Al isn't in hearing distance)
: >
: > 5) Be Bob (refer to #1)
: >
: > 6) Hit on Nabiki (refer to #1)
: >
: > 7) Involve yourself in any way shape or form with Epsilon
: >
: > 8) Be a lurker
: >
: > 9) Stick around Amy for any decent amount of time
: >
: > 10) Join the Faceless Minions
: >
: Good Lord, what have you done?! Another innocent thread has been
: mutated into a GRIT posting!! The poisoness virus is spreading! Run
: for the hills, flee, flee!! Aieeeeeeeeee!!!!!
We are the GRIT.
Resitance is futile, you will be assimilated.
We will adapt your threads and your lurkers to serve us.
Jester
On Mon, 10 Feb 1997, Stormwalker wrote:
> On Mon, 10 Feb 1997, Emiko's Agent wrote:
>
> > > > > :>
> > > > > ;> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> > > > > :> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> > > > > :> > possible.
> > > >
>
> Or, alternately, I don't think anyone's ever survived crossing the Dirty
> Pair.
Heck, I don't think anyone's survived being _Helped_ by the Dirty Pair.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hugs, Kisses, and a Boot to the Head,
Jesse 'Not Related to Jimi' Hendrix aka Jester
"When you think about it, sanity is really a one trick pony. You only get one
trick rational thinking. But when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!"
-The Tick
"I knew the job was dangerous when I took it"-Super Chicken
"You said you were the king of liars, and I beleived you and called you sire
But I realise now that I have been decived" - TMBG
Dieing is easy, Comedy is hard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JONATHAN J.F. BILODEAU
AARON JAMES EDWARD PEORI (ape...@ug.cs.dal.ca) wrote:
: Emiko's Agent (ik...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:
: : AARON JAMES EDWARD PEORI wrote:
: : >
: : > Kenneth Kubik (gt3...@acmex.gatech.edu) wrote:
: : >
: : > : How about saying you hate Washuu, or Uukyo (sp.?) - see the other humor
: : > : post
: : >
: : > Ukyou.
: : > And since we're at it...
: : >
: : > Best ways to get yourself killed (or at least hospitalized) in GRIT.
: : >
: : > 1) Five words, Heavensrun Raging Fury Final Attack
: : >
: : > 2) Insult Ukyou when Blade is in hearing distance
: : >
: : > 3) Insult Blade when Akemi is in hearing distance
: : >
: : > 4) Say "Chubarachas" (even if Al isn't in hearing distance)
: : >
: : > 5) Be Bob (refer to #1)
: : >
: : > 6) Hit on Nabiki (refer to #1)
: : >
: : > 7) Involve yourself in any way shape or form with Epsilon
: : >
: : > 8) Be a lurker
: : >
: : > 9) Stick around Amy for any decent amount of time
: : >
: : > 10) Join the Faceless Minions
: : >
: : Good Lord, what have you done?! Another innocent thread has been
: : mutated into a GRIT posting!! The poisoness virus is spreading! Run
: : for the hills, flee, flee!! Aieeeeeeeeee!!!!!
: We are the GRIT.
: Resitance is futile, you will be assimilated.
: We will adapt your threads and your lurkers to serve us.
RL Jonathan <in a white coat>: Aaron, you've escaped again, that's not good.
RL Aaron: But the ...
RL Jonathan: The lurkers are our friends, not our enemies.
RL Aaron: But ... but
RL Jonathan: Come along now <shaking his head in despair>
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"He who is certain he knows the ending of things when he is only beginning
them is either extremely wise or extremely foolish; no matter which is
true he is certainly an unhappy man, for he has put a knife in the heart
of wonder." - Tad Williams
"Welcome stranger. The paths are treacherous today." - Tad Williams
"If the bears don't eat you , it's home." - Tad Williams
"When it falls on your head, then you know it's a rock." - Tad Williams
"If you want to carry a hungry weasel in your pocket, it's your business,"
- Tad Williams
"If you hurry you'll be late ..." - Audrey Dempsey
"Life is like a dill pickle, because it reminds men of their own
insecurities." - Aaron Peori
"Play it again Sam." - Humphry Boggart
"Yes, the past does hurt, but as I see it, you can either run from it or
learn from it." - Rafiki
Vincent Tagle
In article <5dvdeu$3...@News.Dal.Ca>,
AARON JAMES EDWARD PEORI <ape...@ug.cs.dal.ca> wrote:
>Emiko's Agent (ik...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:
>: Good Lord, what have you done?! Another innocent thread has been
>: mutated into a GRIT posting!! The poisoness virus is spreading! Run
>: for the hills, flee, flee!! Aieeeeeeeeee!!!!!
>
>We are the GRIT.
>Resitance is futile, you will be assimilated.
>
>We will adapt your threads and your lurkers to serve us.
It's too bad that the Borg never did a meglo-maniacal laugh...
Scott Schimmel
JONATHAN J.F. BILODEAU wrote:
: : 10) Join the Faceless Minions
: 11) Pouring cold water on Kalen.
12) Challenge a thunder god to a swordfight.
12.5) ...and win.
--
Scott Schimmel http://www.seas.upenn.edu/~schimmel/
Ex ignorantia ad sapientium; "How does it feel to be annihilated?"
ex luce ad tenebras. -- Dug Fin
vincent radford
Become the next girlfriend of Terry Bogard.
The Master
On Mon, 10 Feb 1997, Emiko's Agent wrote:
> You wrote:
> >
> > 3c...@qlink.queensu.ca (Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> >
> > > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> > > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> > > possible.
> > >
> > > I think the winner is being a minor character who tells
> > > his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
> > > that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
> > > to provide some main character angst.
*Being an average Tokyo citizen (you are doomed to die crushed by a giant
robot, incinerated by a Thermonuke/Psychic explosion created by a child,
raped/eviscerated by foul demons, ripped by a cybernetic organism gone
berserk...posibilities are infinite :)
*Saying something like "Aren't these two woman the Dirty Pair?" and don't
leaving the Solar System in less than five minutes.
*Eating _anything_ from the Akane Tendo cooking book :)
D. Rodriguez
Vincent Tagle
In article <5dvpdo$9...@netnews.upenn.edu>,
Scott Schimmel <schi...@blue.seas.upenn.edu> wrote:
<snip>
>12) Challenge a thunder god to a swordfight.
>
>12.5) ...and win.
Vince: <glares at Amy> *Ahem*
Amy: (sheepish grin) Er.. aheh...
E-Chan
On 13 Feb 1997, Scott Schimmel wrote:
> 12) Challenge a thunder god to a swordfight.
>
> 12.5) ...and win.
>
13) Be an idol singer.
Kappa: Hey! I'm not dead yet!
RL-Eli: Oh yeah? I could go get one of the Heavensruns, tell them your
dark secret, and it's the Kibosh for you!
Kappa: Hmm... but what exactly IS a kibosh?
RL-Eli: You know, that's a good question...
Kappa: (Now's my chance) <runs away VERY fast...>
Hey, he hasn't sung... YET.
Eli Kaplan
kapl...@tiger.uofs.edu
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/6480
Time Lady
Vincent Tagle wrote:
>
> In article <5dvdeu$3...@News.Dal.Ca>,
> AARON JAMES EDWARD PEORI <ape...@ug.cs.dal.ca> wrote:
> >Emiko's Agent (ik...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:
> <snip>
> >: Good Lord, what have you done?! Another innocent thread has been
> >: mutated into a GRIT posting!! The poisoness virus is spreading! Run
> >: for the hills, flee, flee!! Aieeeeeeeeee!!!!!
> >
> >We are the GRIT.
> >Resitance is futile, you will be assimilated.
> >
> >We will adapt your threads and your lurkers to serve us.
>
> It's too bad that the Borg never did a meglo-maniacal laugh...
>
The Borg are a direct ripoff of Cybermen.
> --
> Vince Tagle - vta...@uci.edu
> aka Amy Malarkey of the Malarkey clan
> and RAAM's defender of the fung- Er... Tsubasa ^_^
> "I thwap you with my Staff of Thwapping." <THWAP!>
--
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__|____ | - "My life may be
| _\ | strange, but at
\ | |__\__ | least it's not
\ | / | boring."
\ |__________/ |
\_______________/_/ | - "Cross my hearts
/ \ | and hope to
/ K-9 \ | regenerate."
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/___/___________________\___\ | - TIME LADY
| sail...@swbell.net
William Geiger
Jester <jhen...@ramapo.edu> wrote:
>
>On Mon, 10 Feb 1997, Stormwalker wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 10 Feb 1997, Emiko's Agent wrote:
>>
>> > > > > ;> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up
>> > > > > :> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive
action
>> > > > > :> > possible.
>> > > >
>>
Dirty
>> Pair.
>
>Heck, I don't think anyone's survived being _Helped_ by the Dirty Pair.
>
"Gin makes a man mean!"
"Everyone booze up and riot!"
Milk&Cheese
Gary R. Smith
Wilson Christopher H C wrote:
>
> I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> possible.
>
> his/her dream to somebody. The scene after anyone does
> that they get killed in a dramatically appropriate way
> to provide some main character angst.
After thinking this over for a while, I've come to a conclusion. If I
had to be killed in an anime fashion, I would suddenly become a Hentai
fan & die by getting screwed out of my mind. At least I would die with
a smile on my face!!
Sorry couldn't resist.
Gary
>
> -Greebs
Barry Cadwgan
On Thu, 13 Feb 1997 19:26:48 EST, E-Chan <kapl...@CAT.UOFS.EDU>
wrote:
>
>
>On 13 Feb 1997, Scott Schimmel wrote:
>
>> 12) Challenge a thunder god to a swordfight.
>>
>> 12.5) ...and win.
>>
>13) Be an idol singer.
>
14) Eat a Fireball Special (unless you're a Dragon or other creature
with cast iron digestion...)
15) Get between SD-Ratzik and Chocolate...
Barry Cadwgan ( BCAD...@FL.NET.AU )
"The end does not justify the means.
The end is the sum of the means,
as the road travelled determines the destination."
Valijon Starbringer (Hellflower Trilogy, Eluki bes Shahar)
PsychoKick
In article <330401...@swbell.net>, sail...@swbell.net says...
>
>Vincent Tagle wrote:
>>
>> In article <5dvdeu$3...@News.Dal.Ca>,
>> AARON JAMES EDWARD PEORI <ape...@ug.cs.dal.ca> wrote:
>> >Emiko's Agent (ik...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:
>> <snip>
>> >: Good Lord, what have you done?! Another innocent thread has been
>> >: mutated into a GRIT posting!! The poisoness virus is spreading! Run
>> >: for the hills, flee, flee!! Aieeeeeeeeee!!!!!
>> >
>> >We are the GRIT.
>> >Resitance is futile, you will be assimilated.
>> >
>> >We will adapt your threads and your lurkers to serve us.
>>
>> It's too bad that the Borg never did a meglo-maniacal laugh...
>>
>
>The Borg are a direct ripoff of Cybermen.
DOH! You're so right! I never realized that, even after watching
who-knows-how-many eps of Dr. Who and countless scenes of them "reconstructing"
their captors. It's just that the Cybermen don't have the same SFX budget as
the Borg.
Then again, the Cybermen don't have a MML either...
--
-PsychoKick (mad animator in training)
--
"Creativity will not come out of happy lives, but from people who become
outcasts." -Toshio Okada
--
"One little word shall fell him." -'A Mighty Fortress is our God'
--
"Actually, I like being corrected. That way, I don't embarrass myself by
spewing the same BS over and over." -Paul Cordeiro
Jussi Nikander
In article <33042a68...@news.fl.net.au> bcad...@fl.net.au (Barry Cadwgan) writes:
>From: bcad...@fl.net.au (Barry Cadwgan)
>Subject: Re: [GRIT] Best way to get yourself killed in GRIT
>Date: Fri, 14 Feb 1997 09:06:32 GMT
>On Thu, 13 Feb 1997 19:26:48 EST, E-Chan <kapl...@CAT.UOFS.EDU>
>wrote:
>>
>>
>>On 13 Feb 1997, Scott Schimmel wrote:
>>
>>> 12) Challenge a thunder god to a swordfight.
>>>
>>> 12.5) ...and win.
>>>
>>13) Be an idol singer.
>>
>14) Eat a Fireball Special (unless you're a Dragon or other creature
>with cast iron digestion...)
>15) Get between SD-Ratzik and Chocolate...
16)Be little, green and evil.
16a)this rule does not apply if you are a powerful mage.
----
the Martian
Jussi.N...@nixu.fi
Komori ryuu Zen Otaku-do
Mike Breen
>Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> possible.
That's easy. Discuss future plans. Anything from "One day we're going to
move to the country" to "Ben Dixon" telling his steak dinner he'll be back
in a jiffy. If you notice, main characters hardly _ever_ talk about their
future.
---Mike
Loud Family, Robyn Hitchcock, Miracle Legion
Yamato, Macross, Highlander
Check out the Craving Orange home page at
http://www.channel1.com/users/mikeb
Joe Martinez
> >Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> > possible.
Let any of the Knight Sabers know you have a dream and you're a
grease spot.
y.f...@cms.salford.ac.uk
In article <5dopgp$i...@sunburst.ccs.yorku.ca>,
yu12...@yorku.ca (Neil Sinclair) wrote:
>
>
>Stormwalker (sto...@utdallas.edu) uttered:
> Tons of stuff cut....
>: On Mon, 10 Feb 1997, Emiko's Agent wrote:
>:
>:
>: Become Quincy's right-hand man (or woman, in the case of Kate Madigan).
>:
>: Or, alternately, I don't think anyone's ever survived crossing the Dirty
>: Pair.
>:
Befriend Pai and Yakumo from 3X3 Eyes. Then Hang around with Yakumo at all
times.
Bayani R Caes
Excerpts from netnews.rec.arts.anime.misc: 13-Feb-97 Re: [GRIT] Best way
to get .. by JONATHAN J. BILODEAU@ug.
IGRS #4: Then why are we still alive?
IGRS #7: We're not faceless, our names just happen to be numbers.
IGRS #4: Oh, right.
> 11) Pouring cold water on Kalen.
Sigma: It's not fun. Trust me. (Pads chest checking for broken ribs.)
12) Acquire a tacky Jusenkyo curse (aquatranssexual seems to be slightly
dangerous.)
Sigma: RL, are you implying something here?
RL BC: No, not a thing.
Sigma: Then get back to work, slacker.
-BC
Cambergris
Fall in love with a lone mercenary type on a blood mission (MD
Geist)...8-]
James Lynn
Cambergris (cambe...@aol.com) wrote:
: Fall in love with a lone mercenary type on a blood mission (MD
: Geist)...8-]
Alternately, if a straight woman (or, possibly, gay man), fall in love
with a Dog Warrior. Your ticket to Paradise. Paradise on Earth for
about five seconds, Paradise Eternal forever after. The Hakkenshi leave a
trail of dead lovers wherever they go. Or just dead people. As a ghost
lover, you'll have a much longer relationship. (Twenty years, anyone?).
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Theresa Ann Wymer posting from jam...@efn.org Will ogle Keno for food.
jason_heavensrun
>> : 10) Join the Faceless Minions
Uhm: Hmm...As horrible a choice Uhm was, I suppose it's better then
being sent into combat against impossibly powerful villians...
Jo: Uhm!
Uhm: Yes captain my captain?
Jo: I need your help. We need an expendable...I mean reliable, NPC to
distract SPVW493 while the rest of us pound him...
Uhm: SPVW493?
Jo: "Super Powerful Villian of the Week #493".
Uhm: Oh. (mumbles) Don't count your chickens...
>> 11) Pouring cold water on Kalen.
>
>Sigma: It's not fun. Trust me. (Pads chest checking for broken ribs.)
>
>12) Acquire a tacky Jusenkyo curse (aquatranssexual seems to be slightly
>dangerous.)
>
>Sigma: RL, are you implying something here?
>
>RL BC: No, not a thing.
>
>Sigma: Then get back to work, slacker.
RLJason: (fade into existence carrying a -huge- gun) Aquatranssexual?
Where?
Sigma: Uhm...
Uhm: Ye-<WHAM>
Sigma: Nowhere at all, Jason.
RLJason: Oh....Okay. (tosses the gun into oblivion and vanishes)
Philip Yff
Be in a Gall Force series.
Mata ato de,
Phil Yff
Warui kedo watashi wa mada tenshi ni naru ki wa nai wa yo!
It's bad, but I don't care to become an angel yet!
---Rally Vincent on Gunsmith Cats
Tsurugi
ape...@ug.cs.dal.ca (AARON JAMES EDWARD PEORI) wrote:
>Kenneth Kubik (gt3...@acmex.gatech.edu) wrote:
>: How about saying you hate Washuu, or Uukyo (sp.?) - see the other humor
>: post
>Ukyou.
>And since we're at it...
>Best ways to get yourself killed (or at least hospitalized) in GRIT.
>1) Five words, Heavensrun Raging Fury Final Attack
>2) Insult Ukyou when Blade is in hearing distance
>3) Insult Blade when Akemi is in hearing distance
>4) Say "Chubarachas" (even if Al isn't in hearing distance)
>5) Be Bob (refer to #1)
>6) Hit on Nabiki (refer to #1)
>7) Involve yourself in any way shape or form with Epsilon
>8) Be a lurker
>9) Stick around Amy for any decent amount of time
>10) Join the Faceless Minions
11) Not be immortal/a good friend to Susa-no-wo and tell him he's had
too much to drink.
12) Insult RLs in a post the RL Steve reads.
13) Accept Tsurugi's "help"
14) Be in the KnK when Washu needs a new lab animal.
15) Anyone telling Tezca to lay off the drink.
16) Resist Akemi
Tsurugi
Steven Scougall
In article <An1JsU_00...@andrew.cmu.edu>, Bayani R Caes
<LordS...@CMU.EDU> wrote:
> Excerpts from netnews.rec.arts.anime.misc: 13-Feb-97 Re: [GRIT] Best way
> to get .. by JONATHAN J. BILODEAU@ug.
> > : 10) Join the Faceless Minions
>
> IGRS #4: Then why are we still alive?
>
> IGRS #7: We're not faceless, our names just happen to be numbers.
>
> IGRS #4: Oh, right.
>
> > 11) Pouring cold water on Kalen.
>
> Sigma: It's not fun. Trust me. (Pads chest checking for broken ribs.)
>
> 12) Acquire a tacky Jusenkyo curse (aquatranssexual seems to be slightly
> dangerous.)
Very dangerous indeed. More originality please.
> Sigma: RL, are you implying something here?
>
> RL BC: No, not a thing.
>
> Sigma: Then get back to work, slacker.
* If you are not an RL, severely insult RLs. RL-Steve will promptly
appear, scare you shitless, and most likely turn you into an inaminate
object for a few seconds (which technically is death, though you're
conscious.)
* If allergic to wet rubber chickens (rare) just say 'Epsi.'
SMITEWITHARETRUBBERCHICKEN
OW!
Epsilon: Take that, you good for nothing RL! BWAHA! BWAHAHA! BWAHAHAHA
- <Stopped in mid laugh. Becoming a piece of paper with the greek letter
Epsilon written on it tends to do that to you. After a few seconds he's
changed back.> Eep.
Take that, Epsilon.
* Hit Kasumi. This will earn the wrath of GRITters everywhere.
* Anything else that might earn the wrath of Heavensrun. Cue Heavensrun
Raging Fury Final Attack.
* Make Amy extremely mad at you.
Till next our future pathways cross,
Steven Scougall
PsychoKick
>>Best ways to get yourself killed (or at least hospitalized) in GRIT.
>>4) Say "Chubarachas" (even if Al isn't in hearing distance)
Jay: "Chubarachas?" (scratches head) What the hfil is CHUBARACHAS?
RL PsychoK: <MML> I guess he's going to find out the hard way... <VEG> it's his
nature to ask for trouble without even knowing it.
Philip Yff
James Lynn wrote:
:>
Best way to get yourself killed:
Be good-looking, emotionally disturbed, and catch the eye of Miyu.
Mata ato de,
Phil Yff
Dake do watashi ni wa uzukushii hito no chi o mo hitsuyoo nano yo!
But I also need the blood of beautiful people.
--Vampire Princess Miyu
al-x_melchor
In article <5e993n$n...@newsstand.cit.cornell.edu>, wt...@cornell.edu says...
>
>>>Best ways to get yourself killed (or at least hospitalized) in GRIT.
>[snip]
>>>4) Say "Chubarachas" (even if Al isn't in hearing distance)
>
>Jay: "Chubarachas?" (scratches head) What the hfil is CHUBARACHAS?
A shadow looms above him...
Al-X-wolf: Grrrrowwwwwwl. [sign] "Did somebody say 'chupacabras'? around here?
Jay: Ah, he meant chupacabras.
Al-X-wolf: GRRRRROOAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!
<insert gratuitous violence>
>RL PsychoK: <MML> I guess he's going to find out the hard way... <VEG> it's his
>nature to ask for trouble without even knowing it.
Chupacabras, aka, the 'goatsucker'; weird monster that preyed upon the hapless
border zone and got -way- too much exposure in the media.
>--
> -PsychoKick (mad animator in training)
--
Al-X Melchor
aleja...@mail.proesa.com.mx
jason_heavensrun
>>>Best ways to get yourself killed (or at least hospitalized) in GRIT.
>[snip]
>>>4) Say "Chubarachas" (even if Al isn't in hearing distance)
>
>Jay:"Chubarachas?" (scratches head) What the hfil is CHUBARACHAS?
>
>nature to ask for trouble without even knowing it.
Well, I'm sure Al will inevitably mutilate Jay for saying "that word".
"That word" is the name of a creature that is supposedly running
rampant down in Mexico. It attacks herd animals in the middle of the
night, and the corpses supposedly have two puncture wounds on the back
of the neck and some missing internal organs. Also, rigormortis doesn't
set in, which is very unususal. It's kind of a cheesy X-files kind of
story. Of course, X-files has a tendency to be cheesy...
Scully: What's that supposed to mean?
Jason: Uh...nothing. Nothing at all.
Isaac Askew
Mike Breen wrote:
>
> >Wilson Christopher H C) wrote:
> > I was just thinking about the surest way to wind up dead
> > in anime. In otherwords the most self destructive action
> > possible.
>
> move to the country" to "Ben Dixon" telling his steak dinner he'll be back
> in a jiffy. If you notice, main characters hardly _ever_ talk about their
> future.
>
> ---Mike
> Loud Family, Robyn Hitchcock, Miracle Legion
> Yamato, Macross, Highlander
>
> Check out the Craving Orange home page at
> http://www.channel1.com/users/mikeb
to go . . . Especially in a martial arts genere . . .
Ike Askew
"You're lucky . . . YOU CAN DIE!!!"
Manji
markley
Al-X, Melchor wrote:
>
> A shadow looms above him...
>
> Al-X-wolf: Grrrrowwwwwwl. [sign] "Did somebody say 'chupacabras'? around here?
>
> Jay: Ah, he meant chupacabras.
>
> Al-X-wolf: GRRRRROOAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!
>
> <insert gratuitous violence>
>
> border zone and got -way- too much exposure in the media.
RLCJ: Say, Al-X, I have the most delightful wav file for you...
<snicker> Goes to the tune of 'La Macarena'...
SDRLCJ: <MMLUTNMIWCDHA>
RLCJ: <watches the white-coats drag his chiba off> I might miss him..
^_^4ever!
CJM
RLCJ: Nah.....
al-x_melchor
In article <330921...@flash.net>, markley says...
>
>Al-X, Melchor wrote:
>>
>> A shadow looms above him...
>>
>> Al-X-wolf: Grrrrowwwwwwl. [sign] "Did somebody say 'chupacabras'? around here?
>>
>> Jay: Ah, he meant chupacabras.
>>
>> Al-X-wolf: GRRRRROOAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!
>>
>> <insert gratuitous violence>
>>
>> Chupacabras, aka, the 'goatsucker'; weird monster that preyed upon the hapless
>> border zone and got -way- too much exposure in the media.
>
>RLCJ: Say, Al-X, I have the most delightful wav file for you...
><snicker> Goes to the tune of 'La Macarena'...
That's actually worse than 'chupacabras'...
>SDRLCJ: <MMLUTNMIWCDHA>
>
>RLCJ: <watches the white-coats drag his chiba off> I might miss him..
>
>^_^4ever!
>CJM
>
>RLCJ: Nah.....
RLAl-X drops a bag over RLCJ, tying it so he can't get out. He drags it across
stairs and stairs and stair, cacti, cacti, cacti, speedbumps, speedbumps,
speedbumps, backalleys, backalleys, backaleys and finally, hangs the bag in a
dark room. The only thing RLCJ can hear is the tune of "It's a small world" over
and over and over and over.
After a century, RLAl-X changes the tape to "Long Live People".
--
Al-X Melchor
GgGgGgGGGGRRRRrrrrRRrrrrRrrrR.... <frothing>