[GRIT][KURASHIKKU] The Cute Girl Test
Kuno Christoffel
plast from the bast (TM):
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Tired of Cute wars? Now you can put your favorite maiden through
THE CUTE GIRL TEST 2.0.
Yes, finally an objective way of determining which cute girl
is the best cute girl. A positive score indicates a cute girl,
and the girl with the highest score is the cutest! Unless your
girl didn't win, in which case the test is worthless and biased.
But it is _definitively_ biased. Now with new categories, bonuses,
and penalties, some suggested by R.a.a.m. members, some... not.
Give your girl ten points to start with, then go through the following
categories, adding and subtracting points. Skip questions marked with
ellipses unless previous condition was true.
** APPEARANCE **
Girl is shaped like a long-legged hourglass, +10 points.
Girl is shaped like a real person, +3
Girl is shaped like a pencil, -1
Girl is shaped like a fireplug, radish, prune, or beachball, -10
Girl has extra eyes, arms, ears, etc. -5 per *class* of part.
... If parts are sexual in nature, additional -5 (H. penalty).
Girl is not actually shaped like anything, but is actually a projection,
hologram, or other illusion, -5.
Girl has an eye height greater than head height/2, -5
Girl has an eye height less than head height/8, -3
Girl is clearly pushing forty, -2
Girl is clearly pushing sixty, -6
Girl is clearly pushing two hundred, -14
Girl is under 18, -2
Girl is under 16, -4
Girl is prepubescent, -8
Girl is fetus, -10.
Girl changes shape, +2
... involuntarily, -4
Girl is having a bad hair decade, -3
** INTELLIGENCE **
Girl is stupider than head cheese, toaster ovens, and Tatewaki Kuno, -10
Girl is brighter than Kuno, but still repeats actions that didn't work
the first time, -5
Girl is intelligent and creative, +6
Girl is *supposed* to be intelligent and creative, but never demonstrates
it except through technobabble, weird science, and/or computer
skills, -4
... and she wears glasses, additional -1
... and she doesn't date, additional -4
Girl is creative, but not particularly intelligent, +2
** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
Attire is tasteful and alluring, +8
Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
Attire is alluring but trashy, +2
Girl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for social occasions, +2
GIrl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for kicking ass, -2
Attire is silly, -2
Attire is ugly, -4
Girl cross-dresses, -4
... but is still unmistakably female, regain +2
** PERSONALITY **
Girl is kind to animals, +2
Girl is kind to people, +4
... even ones she doesn't like, additional +4
Girl is kind to machines, -1
Girl is loyal, +3
... to people who clearly don't deserve it, -7
Girl is polite, +1
... even to criminals, punks, and hellspawn, -3
Girl is happy and upbeat +4
... even in the face of calamity, -5
Girl fulfills her promises, +5
... and threats, reduce -2
... even when they no longer matter, reduce -3
Girl thinks the world has gone to hell in a handbasket, -4
... but she's right, +7
Girl ever asks "What is the meaning of love" or any
variation thereof, -10
... and she follows it up with "What is kiss", additional -5
Girl strips naked in public -5
... and then complains that everyone is staring at her, additional -5
Girl is obsessed with her own cuteness or lack thereof, -6
... but only because some yoyo keeps questioning it, regain +5
Girl is surly and truculent, -1
Girl argues with people, -1
Girl argues with animals, -4
... but they argue back, +2
Girl is arrogant or snotty, -3
Girl is chronically jealous, -4
Girl is manipulative, -4
Girl reacts violently to minor insults and slights, -7
Girl reacts violently to being groped, +3
Girl is detached from reality, -2
Girl is utterly bonkers, -7
Girl is heartless and cold, -8
Girl is Evil(tm),-10
... but she's got style, regain +5.
Girl has no personality whatsoever, -10
** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
by laughing, +2
... insanely, -7
by protecting loved ones, +4
... and people she doesn't like, additional +6
... because it's part of her job, reduce -2
by using stock footage, -10
by crying, clutching, whining, and being generally counterproductive, -7
by skedaddling, +2
by being Tearfully Brave, +1
by making impassioned speeches, -4
by serving tea, +1 for style.
If girl is never placed in danger, +4 for normalcy.
** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
Note: only score romantic complications *directly affecting* the
character.
Girl has steady SO, +4
Girl is at apex of love triangle, +6
... and dithers endlessly about it, reduce -3
Girl is secondary participant in love triangle, -2
... and triangle has extra sides, -2 per side.
Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4
...because he's been dead for two years, additional -2
...because he's gay, additional -4
Girl is mooning after another girl who is straight, -10
Girl is widely admired, +5
... by morons who do nothing but cause trouble, -7.
Girl is in love, but pretends she isn't, -7
... because he acts like an immature jerk, regain +5
** GIRL DIES **
Fighting Evil +5
Fighting Good +1
Of Ali McGraw disease, -6
For love +5
... of some guy who never liked her anyway, -10
For no damn reason, -5
And it solves a love triangle, -4
But she gets better, -10.
** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
Girl has marital arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
Girl has cybernetic implants, +2
Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or
powers, -6
... but she's allowed to whisper, regain +2
Girl is a goddess, angel, or supernatural being, +2
... and actually in charge of something important, additional +2
... but has nothing better to do than minister to some dork, -4.
Girl is unaging and practically immortal, +3
Girl is a vampire or demon, -9
Girl is gainfully employed, +8
...in an unlawful or illegal enterprise, -5
...in a military or law enforcement capacity, extra +2
Girl is a Rescue Doll, -5
Girl is a MAN, -10.
Girl can sing, +4
... and insists on doing so every ten minutes, -2.
... and can stop a horribly beweaponed space battle fleet
with one giddy pop song, -7.
Girl has cute little pet, +6
Girl IS cute little pet, +1
Girl has distinctly uncute pet, +3
Girl speaks respectfully to pet, -2
Girl takes orders from pet, -10
Girl has pet which is actually something dangerous, like a
spaceship or Ryouga Hibiki, -2
... and she thinks it's just a pet, additional -2.
Girl can cook, +4
Girl can't cook, but does so anyway, -4
Girl won't eat her own cooking, -3
Girl's cooking is actually dangerous, -4
Girl's Japanese is poor, -2
... and she ISN'T a foreigner, additional -5
Girl speaks English +2
... badly, -1
... and English is her native tongue, further -5
Girl sounds like she's been sucking helium, -3
And, finally,
Girl has some clown on the net willing to engage in a shouting match on
her behalf,
-2 per clown.
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sanjian
"Kuno Christoffel" <de...@wizard.net> wrote in message
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> Now that Google has posts back to '95 (sigh, I hate myself), here is a
> plast from the bast (TM):
Mou, only 26 for Ukyou-sama....
And that's only because I didn't tally up each side to the romantic
triangle, or the number of idiots willing to engage in a shouting match on
her behalf (due to the potential infinate nature of either one of them).
Still, her cooking did garner her 12 points (4 for cooking, and 8 for
gainful employment).
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Matt Martin
Kuno Christoffel <de...@wizard.net> imparted the following wisdom unto us:
> ** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
>
> Girl has marital arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
^^^^^^^
That's a rather amusing typo... And I'd give a +10 for that one :P
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Andrew Dynon
Naru, Su, Kitsune, Shinobu, Matoko. Continuity is up to episode 16.
> ** APPEARANCE **
>
> Girl is shaped like a long-legged hourglass, +10 points.
> Girl is shaped like a real person, +3
All: 3
> Girl is shaped like a pencil, -1
> Girl is shaped like a fireplug, radish, prune, or beachball, -10
> Girl has extra eyes, arms, ears, etc. -5 per *class* of part.
> ... If parts are sexual in nature, additional -5 (H. penalty).
> Girl is not actually shaped like anything, but is actually a projection,
> hologram, or other illusion, -5.
> Girl has an eye height greater than head height/2, -5
> Girl has an eye height less than head height/8, -3
> Girl is clearly pushing forty, -2
> Girl is clearly pushing sixty, -6
> Girl is clearly pushing two hundred, -14
> Girl is under 18, -2
Of the ones I'm fairly sure of:
Matoko: 1
> Girl is under 16, -4
Su: -1
Shinobu: -1
> Girl is prepubescent, -8
> Girl is fetus, -10.
> Girl changes shape, +2
> ... involuntarily, -4
> Girl is having a bad hair decade, -3
>
> ** INTELLIGENCE **
>
> Girl is stupider than head cheese, toaster ovens, and Tatewaki Kuno, -10
> Girl is brighter than Kuno, but still repeats actions that didn't work
> the first time, -5
> Girl is intelligent and creative, +6
Kitsune: 9
> Girl is *supposed* to be intelligent and creative, but never demonstrates
> it except through technobabble, weird science, and/or computer
> skills, -4
Su: -5
> ... and she wears glasses, additional -1
> ... and she doesn't date, additional -4
> Girl is creative, but not particularly intelligent, +2
>
> ** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>
> Attire is tasteful and alluring, +8
Su: 3
> Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
Shinobu: 3
Matoko: 5
Naru: 7
Kitsune: 13
> Attire is alluring but trashy, +2
> Girl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for social occasions, +2
> GIrl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for kicking ass, -2
> Attire is silly, -2
> Attire is ugly, -4
> Girl cross-dresses, -4
> ... but is still unmistakably female, regain +2
Matoko: 3
>
> ** PERSONALITY **
>
> Girl is kind to animals, +2
Su: 5
> Girl is kind to people, +4
Su: 9
Naru: 11
Kitsune: 17
> ... even ones she doesn't like, additional +4
Shinobu: 11
> Girl is kind to machines, -1
Su: 8
> Girl is loyal, +3
Matoko: 6
> ... to people who clearly don't deserve it, -7
> Girl is polite, +1
Shinobu: 12
> ... even to criminals, punks, and hellspawn, -3
> Girl is happy and upbeat +4
Su: 12
Naru: 15
Kitsune: 21
> ... even in the face of calamity, -5
> Girl fulfills her promises, +5
> ... and threats, reduce -2
Matoko: 9
> ... even when they no longer matter, reduce -3
> Girl thinks the world has gone to hell in a handbasket, -4
> ... but she's right, +7
> Girl ever asks "What is the meaning of love" or any
> variation thereof, -10
> ... and she follows it up with "What is kiss", additional -5
> Girl strips naked in public -5
> ... and then complains that everyone is staring at her, additional -5
> Girl is obsessed with her own cuteness or lack thereof, -6
> ... but only because some yoyo keeps questioning it, regain +5
>
> Girl is surly and truculent, -1
Matoko: 8
> Girl argues with people, -1
Matoko: 7
> Girl argues with animals, -4
Matoko: 3
> ... but they argue back, +2
> Girl is arrogant or snotty, -3
> Girl is chronically jealous, -4
Naru: 11
> Girl is manipulative, -4
Kitsune: 17
> Girl reacts violently to minor insults and slights, -7
Matoko: -4
Naru: 4
> Girl reacts violently to being groped, +3
Matoko: -1
Naru: 7
Su: 15
Kitsune: 20
(Keitaro gets hurt a lot)
> Girl is detached from reality, -2
Su: 13
> Girl is utterly bonkers, -7
> Girl is heartless and cold, -8
> Girl is Evil(tm),-10
> ... but she's got style, regain +5.
>
> Girl has no personality whatsoever, -10
>
> ** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
> by laughing, +2
> ... insanely, -7
> by protecting loved ones, +4
Su: 17
> ... and people she doesn't like, additional +6
Matoko: 9
> ... because it's part of her job, reduce -2
> by using stock footage, -10
> by crying, clutching, whining, and being generally counterproductive, -7
> by skedaddling, +2
Naru: 9
Shinobu: 14
Kitsune: 22
> by being Tearfully Brave, +1
> by making impassioned speeches, -4
Matoko: 5
> by serving tea, +1 for style.
>
> If girl is never placed in danger, +4 for normalcy.
>
> ** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
>
> Note: only score romantic complications *directly affecting* the
> character.
>
> Girl has steady SO, +4
> Girl is at apex of love triangle, +6
Naru: 15
Shinobu: 20
> ... and dithers endlessly about it, reduce -3
> Girl is secondary participant in love triangle, -2
Matoko: 3
Naru: 13
Su: 15
Shinobu: 18
> ... and triangle has extra sides, -2 per side.
Not gonna bother with this.
> Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4
> ...because he's been dead for two years, additional -2
> ...because he's gay, additional -4
> Girl is mooning after another girl who is straight, -10
> Girl is widely admired, +5
Matoko: 8
> ... by morons who do nothing but cause trouble, -7.
Naru: 11
> Girl is in love, but pretends she isn't, -7
Matoko: 1
Naru: 4
> ... because he acts like an immature jerk, regain +5
>
> ** GIRL DIES **
>
> Fighting Evil +5
> Fighting Good +1
> Of Ali McGraw disease, -6
> For love +5
> ... of some guy who never liked her anyway, -10
> For no damn reason, -5
> And it solves a love triangle, -4
> But she gets better, -10.
>
> ** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
>
> Girl has marital arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
Matoko: 3
> Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
Su: 19
> Girl has cybernetic implants, +2
> Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or
> powers, -6
> ... but she's allowed to whisper, regain +2
>
> Girl is a goddess, angel, or supernatural being, +2
> ... and actually in charge of something important, additional +2
> ... but has nothing better to do than minister to some dork, -4.
> Girl is unaging and practically immortal, +3
> Girl is a vampire or demon, -9
>
> Girl is gainfully employed, +8
> ...in an unlawful or illegal enterprise, -5
> ...in a military or law enforcement capacity, extra +2
>
> Girl is a Rescue Doll, -5
> Girl is a MAN, -10.
>
> Girl can sing, +4
> ... and insists on doing so every ten minutes, -2.
> ... and can stop a horribly beweaponed space battle fleet
> with one giddy pop song, -7.
>
> Girl has cute little pet, +6
Well, Tama-chan is sort of split between the five of them (1.2 each)
Matoko: 4.2
Naru: 5.2
Shinobu: 19.2
Su: 20.2
Kitsune: 23.2
> Girl IS cute little pet, +1
> Girl has distinctly uncute pet, +3
> Girl speaks respectfully to pet, -2
> Girl takes orders from pet, -10
> Girl has pet which is actually something dangerous, like a
> spaceship or Ryouga Hibiki, -2
Mecha Tama-Chan!
Su: 18.2
> ... and she thinks it's just a pet, additional -2.
>
> Girl can cook, +4
Shinobu: 23.2
> Girl can't cook, but does so anyway, -4
> Girl won't eat her own cooking, -3
> Girl's cooking is actually dangerous, -4
>
> Girl's Japanese is poor, -2
> ... and she ISN'T a foreigner, additional -5
>
> Girl speaks English +2
> ... badly, -1
> ... and English is her native tongue, further -5
>
> Girl sounds like she's been sucking helium, -3
>
> And, finally,
>
> Girl has some clown on the net willing to engage in a shouting match on
> her behalf,
> -2 per clown.
Final scores:
Kitsune 23.2
Shinobu 23.2
Su 18.2
Naru 5.2
Matoko 4.2
So Kitsune and Shinobu tie for the cutest girl at Hinatasou!
Galen Musbach
"Andrew Dynon" <ajd...@students.latrobe.edu.au.die.spammer.die> wrote in
message news:xJ_G6.14106$482....@newsfeeds.bigpond.com...
> Okay, let's try this with the Love Hina cast. > > ** APPEARANCE **
> >
> > Girl is shaped like a long-legged hourglass, +10 points.
> > Girl is shaped like a real person, +3
>
> All: 3
Otomohime: ?
Haruka: ?
Naru: ht 163 cm, B83/W56/H86
Motoko: ht 175 cm, B84/W59/H82
Kaolla Su: ht 151 cm, B75/W55/H82
Shinobu: ht 147 cm, B68/W52/H72
Sara: pre-teen
>>::: AGE
Haruka: 27
Mitsune: 20
Otomohime: 20
> > Girl is under 18, -2
Naru: 17
> > Girl is under 16, -4
Motoko: 15
Kaolla Su: 14
Shinobu: 13
> > Girl is prepubescent, -8
Sara
Just in case anyone wanted to know these things.
-Galen
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>> Girl changes shape, +2
>> ... involuntarily, -4
Su. ^_^ Which gives her a total of 16.2, not 18.2
Kirei
AFU no Scandalous Video
Kate Malloy
Initial score, +10
Girl is shaped like a real person, +3
Girl is intelligent and creative, +6
Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
Girl is kind to animals, +2
Girl is kind to people, +4
... even ones she doesn't like, additional +4
(RL-Kate: With one noteable exception to come later.)
Girl is loyal, +3
Girl is polite, +1
Girl is happy and upbeat +4
Girl fulfills her promises, +5
... and threats, reduce -2
... even when they no longer matter, reduce -3
(Kate: Here, Scott! [hands him a dollar]
Scott: What's this for?
Kate: Oh, you lent it to me to buy a candy bar a while ago.
Scott: -_-; That was *sixteen years* ago.
Kate: Yeah, sorry it took me so long to pay you back like I'd promised.
[smiles brightly])
Girl is detached from reality, -2
(RL-Kate: See above. ;p )
Girl responds to danger by protecting loved ones, +4
... and people she doesn't like, additional +6
Girl is secondary participant in love triangle, -2
... and triangle has extra sides, -2 per side.
(RL-Kate: Taking off two extra sides here. I'm counting the love
polygon as Kate/Scott/Jo/Ukkyo/Ueki. Any more, and we'll have all of
GRIT involved and end up with a negative score. ;p )
Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4
Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
Girl can sing, +4
(RL-Kate: This will come into play in the future.)
Girl can cook, +4
(RL-Kate: So will this.)
Girl speaks English +2
Total score: 53
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sanjian
news:3AEDEA94...@home.com...
> Okay, so I was bored and decided to run GRIT-Kate through the test. ^_^
<snip>
> Total score: 53
RL Ken: Yeah, well I still think Ukyou's cuter. <-- Not an obsessed Ukyou
fanboy ^^;;;;
RL Ken-chan: Not obsessed, my tush, da cha!
(note: I have no intention of turning this into a cute war, have no fear).
chika
<san...@widomaker.com> wrote:
> (note: I have no intention of turning this into a cute war, have no
> fear).
Phew!
^_^
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CHYRON
Give your girl ten points to start with, 10
** APPEARANCE **
Girl is shaped like a fireplug, radish, prune, or beachball, -10
Girl is clearly pushing forty, -2
Girl changes shape, +2
... involuntarily, -4
** INTELLIGENCE **
Girl is *supposed* to be intelligent and creative, but never demonstrates
it except through technobabble, weird science, and/or computer
skills, -4
... and she wears glasses, additional -1
... and she doesn't date, additional -4
** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
Attire is ugly, -4
** PERSONALITY **
Girl is kind to animals, +2
Girl is kind to people, +4
Girl is kind to machines, -1
Girl is obsessed with her own cuteness or lack thereof, -6
Girl reacts violently to minor insults and slights, -7
** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
by crying, clutching, whining, and being generally counterproductive, -7
** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
Girl is secondary participant in love triangle, -2
** GIRL DIES **
For no damn reason, -5
And it solves a love triangle, -4
But she gets better, -10.
** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or
powers, -6
... but she's allowed to whisper, regain +2
Girl is gainfully employed, +8
Girl can cook, +4
Girl's Japanese is poor, -2
Girl speaks English +2
... badly, -1
(Well, if this were anime, she would... -_-;;)
Total: -42 (down from 24 in 1997)
----
ARTEMIS
Give your girl ten points to start with, 10
** APPEARANCE **
Girl is shaped like a long-legged hourglass, +10 points.
** INTELLIGENCE **
Girl is creative, but not particularly intelligent, +2
** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
Attire is tasteful and alluring, +8
Girl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for social occasions, +2
** PERSONALITY **
Girl is kind to people, +4
Girl is kind to machines, -1
Girl is loyal, +3
Girl is polite, +1
Girl fulfills her promises, +5
... and threats, reduce -2
Girl thinks the world has gone to hell in a handbasket, -4
... but she's right, +7
Girl strips naked in public -5
(Artemis: It was not stripping! My clothes just vanished for service!
>_<;;)
Girl argues with people, -1
(Artemis: D'oh!)
Girl is arrogant or snotty, -3
** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
by laughing, +2
by protecting loved ones, +4
** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
Girl has steady SO, +4
Girl is widely admired, +5
Girl is in love, but pretends she isn't, -7
** GIRL DIES **
Fighting Good +1
For love +5
But she gets better, -10
** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
Girl has martial arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
Girl is a goddess, angel, or supernatural being, +2
Girl is unaging and practically immortal, +3
Girl can sing, +4
(Artemis: Quest for love, quest for dream, quest for all truth!!
Only way to dream is in time you're making out
Waste no love, waste no dream, waste no more truth
Going through the days you can praise a life for you,
Hold your truth again)
Girl has cute little pet, +6
Girl has distinctly uncute pet, +3
Girl speaks respectfully to pet, -2
Girl has pet which is actually something dangerous, like a
spaceship or Ryouga Hibiki, -2
Girl's Japanese is poor, -2
Girl speaks English +2
... badly, -1
(See above.)
TOTAL: 59 (Up from Shiro's score of 33, due to "FYUUJON")
[OMAKE]
Shiro: Ha! <does a silly dance>
Dullahan: Ha! <does a silly dance>
Shiro: Ho! <does more of the silly dance>
Dullahan: Ho! <does more of the silly dance>
Shiro: Hey! <holds her fingers out>
Dullahan: Hey! <holds her fingers out>
Apollo: <leaps in the middle with his fingers held out> Atashi no
Deban ra!
***** BAMF *****
Chyron: <in harem outfit> Uso! SUUPAA ATORAN no nai! <waddles around
in circles, breaking wind> WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Steven Scougall
Starting with 10...
> ** APPEARANCE **
>
> Girl is shaped like a real person, +3
> Girl changes shape, +2
> ... involuntarily, -4
> Girl is having a bad hair decade, -3
Down to 8.
> ** INTELLIGENCE **
>
> Girl is intelligent and creative, +6
Up to 14.
> ** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>
> Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
Up to 18. And now for the blowout:
> ** PERSONALITY **
>
> Girl is kind to animals, +2
> Girl is kind to people, +4
> ... even ones she doesn't like, additional +4
> Girl is loyal, +3
> Girl is polite, +1
> Girl is happy and upbeat +4
> ... even in the face of calamity, -5
> Girl fulfills her promises, +5
> ... and threats, reduce -2
> ... even when they no longer matter, reduce -3
Up to 29.
> ** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
> by protecting loved ones, +4
> ... and people she doesn't like, additional +6
Up to 39.
> ** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
>
> Note: only score romantic complications *directly affecting* the
> character.
>
> Girl has steady SO, +4
If you count Artemis, which I am. Nyeeeeah.
Up to 43.
> ** GIRL DIES **
>
> For no damn reason, -5
> But she gets better, -10.
Well, she didn't exactly die but she came pretty damn close. She would
have,
too, if Jei hadn't done something. I think it counts.
Down to 28.
> ** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
>
> Girl has martial arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
> Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
> Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or
> powers, -6
> ... but she's allowed to whisper, regain +2
>
> Girl is gainfully employed, +8
> Girl can sing, +4
> Girl can cook, +4
> Girl speaks English +2
Final score: 48.
Once I tried it without the weird things (ie, Artemis as steady SO, Ann
'dying', fulfilling promises when they don't matter, etc) and she got
something like 75. I prefer this new score.
---
ZOE
Starts with 10.
> ** APPEARANCE **
>
> Girl is shaped like a real person, +3
> Girl is under 18, -2
Up to 11.
> ** INTELLIGENCE **
>
> Girl is creative, but not particularly intelligent, +2
Up to 13.
> ** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>
> Attire is tasteful and alluring, +8
Up to 21.
> ** PERSONALITY **
>
> Girl is kind to people, +4
> Girl is loyal, +3
> Girl is polite, +1
> Girl is happy and upbeat +4
> Girl fulfills her promises, +5
> ... and threats, reduce -2
>
> Girl argues with people, -1
Come on, she's a teenager. She might not have publicly argued with someone
*yet*, but she will.
> Girl reacts violently to being groped, +3
> Girl is detached from reality, -2
Up to 36.
> ** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
> by protecting loved ones, +4
> ... and people she doesn't like, additional +6
If she can, that is.
Up to 46.
> ** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
>
> Note: only score romantic complications *directly affecting* the
> character.
>
> Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4
Down to 42.
> ** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
>
> Girl has martial arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
> Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
> Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or
> powers, -6
> ... but she's allowed to whisper, regain +2
> Girl has cute little pet, +6
Somehow, I don't think Michael counts. ^_^
> Girl can cook, +4
> Girl speaks English +2
Up to 50.
--
Steven Scougall
http://www.crosswinds.net/~sscougall/
"Masks hide only the face on the outside."
- Esme Weatherwax, Maskerade
Kuno Christoffel
> ANN
>
> Final score: 48.
You've forgotten:
Girl IS cute little pet, +1
> Once I tried it without the weird things (ie, Artemis as steady SO, Ann
> 'dying', fulfilling promises when they don't matter, etc) and she got
> something like 75. I prefer this new score.
That's rigging the results. If Ann isn't a high-scoring cute girl, who
is? O_o
Time Lady
> Now that Google has posts back to '95 (sigh, I hate myself), here is a
> plast from the bast (TM):
>
> -----
>
> Tired of Cute wars? Now you can put your favorite maiden through
>
All right, I'll bite.
Tegan: 13
Hellina: 17
Corrina: 13
Hellina: YEE HAW!
Corrina: -_-;
Tegan: Oh, shut up.
>
>
> ** INTELLIGENCE **
>
> Girl is stupider than head cheese, toaster ovens, and Tatewaki Kuno, -10
> Girl is brighter than Kuno, but still repeats actions that didn't work
> the first time, -5
> Girl is intelligent and creative, +6
> Girl is *supposed* to be intelligent and creative, but never demonstrates
> it except through technobabble, weird science, and/or computer
> skills, -4
> ... and she wears glasses, additional -1
> ... and she doesn't date, additional -4
> Girl is creative, but not particularly intelligent, +2
>
Tegan: 19
Hellina: 12
Corrina: 19
Hellina: Now wait just a gol' durn minute here!
Corrina: I don't know... seems fairly accurate in my opinion.
Tegan: Me too.
Hellina: <GLARE>
>
> ** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>
> Attire is tasteful and alluring, +8
> Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
> Attire is alluring but trashy, +2
> Girl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for social occasions, +2
> GIrl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for kicking ass, -2
> Attire is silly, -2
> Attire is ugly, -4
> Girl cross-dresses, -4
> ... but is still unmistakably female, regain +2
>
Tegan: 29
Hellina: 10
Corrina: 25
Tegan: 50
Hellina: 11
Corrina: 34
>
>
> ** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
> by laughing, +2
> ... insanely, -7
> by protecting loved ones, +4
> ... and people she doesn't like, additional +6
> ... because it's part of her job, reduce -2
> by using stock footage, -10
> by crying, clutching, whining, and being generally counterproductive, -7
> by skedaddling, +2
> by being Tearfully Brave, +1
> by making impassioned speeches, -4
> by serving tea, +1 for style.
>
> If girl is never placed in danger, +4 for normalcy.
Tegan: 60
Hellina: 23
Corrina: 44
>
>
> ** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
>
> Note: only score romantic complications *directly affecting* the
> character.
>
> Girl has steady SO, +4
> Girl is at apex of love triangle, +6
> ... and dithers endlessly about it, reduce -3
> Girl is secondary participant in love triangle, -2
> ... and triangle has extra sides, -2 per side.
> Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4
> ...because he's been dead for two years, additional -2
> ...because he's gay, additional -4
> Girl is mooning after another girl who is straight, -10
> Girl is widely admired, +5
> ... by morons who do nothing but cause trouble, -7.
> Girl is in love, but pretends she isn't, -7
> ... because he acts like an immature jerk, regain +5
Tegan: 70
Hellina: 15
Corrina: 38
>
>
> ** GIRL DIES **
>
> Fighting Evil +5
> Fighting Good +1
> Of Ali McGraw disease, -6
> For love +5
> ... of some guy who never liked her anyway, -10
> For no damn reason, -5
> And it solves a love triangle, -4
> But she gets better, -10.
>
Tegan: 70
Hellina: 15
Corrina: 48
Tegan: I haven't died.
Hellina: Me neither.
Corrina: Does regeneration count as dying?
Death: DON'T BLOODY WELL ASK ME. I DON'T DO TIME LORDS.
Tegan: 91
Hellina: 25
Corrina: 71
Hellina: NOW JUS' HOLD YOUR HORSES HERE! THIS GOL' DURN THING IS FIXED. THIS
IS <splash> WOOF WOOF ARF GROWL!
Tegan: <hides bucket> I don't know. Seemed pretty accurate to me.
Corrina -_-;;;
--
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When it _is_ PMS, watch out. --Time Lady
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Bearer of the Big Ass Sledge Hammer, the Beanie Baby Rocket Launcher (TM Time
Lady) and the Sword of Ashen-Shugar
-"Some people have an inner child, some people hear an inner voice. Some
people have inner calm, (good for them) but me I got no choice. Some people
have an inner cop, some people hear an inner clown, but I've got me an inner
bitch and it's hard to keep that inner bitch down..."
--"Getting In Touch With My Inner Bitch" by Christine Lavin.
-"Save your sons, shield your daughters.... there's Viagra in the water...."
--"Viagra In the Water" by Camille West
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Christopher J. Ling
> Now that Google has posts back to '95 (sigh, I hate myself), here is a
> plast from the bast (TM):
Woo...back in the day. :P
> -----
>
> Tired of Cute wars? Now you can put your favorite maiden through
>
Nothing better to do...heh.
Megumi: 23
Emi: 21
Neena: 23
Megumi: (blushing) Hourglass shape...? #^^#
Emi: ...I dont really understand the point of this...
Neena: Yay! I think this is a good thing, right? ^^;
>
>
> ** INTELLIGENCE **
>
> Girl is stupider than head cheese, toaster ovens, and Tatewaki Kuno, -10
> Girl is brighter than Kuno, but still repeats actions that didn't work
> the first time, -5
> Girl is intelligent and creative, +6
> Girl is *supposed* to be intelligent and creative, but never demonstrates
> it except through technobabble, weird science, and/or computer
> skills, -4
> ... and she wears glasses, additional -1
> ... and she doesn't date, additional -4
> Girl is creative, but not particularly intelligent, +2
>
Megumi: 25
Emi: 23
Neena: 25
Megumi: Well...
Neena: What? That`s not fair! We had to learn all that "technobabble" from
the
Federation military school!
Emi: Anou...why are you complaining...you are still ahead of me... --;
Neena: Eh heheh... ^^;
>
> ** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>
> Attire is tasteful and alluring, +8
> Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
> Attire is alluring but trashy, +2
> Girl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for social occasions, +2
> GIrl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for kicking ass, -2
> Attire is silly, -2
> Attire is ugly, -4
> Girl cross-dresses, -4
> ... but is still unmistakably female, regain +2
>
Megumi: 29
Emi: 27
Neena: 33
Megumi: Sugoi Neena-chan, you are ahead of me now. ^-^
Neena: Umm...why do they find my military uniform alluring? (notices how
short
her skirt is) Umm.... #^^#;;;;
Megumi: 39
Emi: 30
Neena: 46
Emi: I dont like this...they just dock me because I am care for my
nii-san...
;_;
Megumi: Wow, I didn`t know you liked machines, Neena-chan. ^-^
Neena: (shrugs) It comes with being in the military. (long pause) You people
better not be getting any weird ideas from this. >_<
>
>
> ** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
> by laughing, +2
> ... insanely, -7
> by protecting loved ones, +4
> ... and people she doesn't like, additional +6
> ... because it's part of her job, reduce -2
> by using stock footage, -10
> by crying, clutching, whining, and being generally counterproductive, -7
> by skedaddling, +2
> by being Tearfully Brave, +1
> by making impassioned speeches, -4
> by serving tea, +1 for style.
>
> If girl is never placed in danger, +4 for normalcy.
Megumi: 43
Emi: 36
Neena: 48
>
>
> ** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
>
> Note: only score romantic complications *directly affecting* the
> character.
>
> Girl has steady SO, +4
> Girl is at apex of love triangle, +6
> ... and dithers endlessly about it, reduce -3
> Girl is secondary participant in love triangle, -2
> ... and triangle has extra sides, -2 per side.
> Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4
> ...because he's been dead for two years, additional -2
> ...because he's gay, additional -4
> Girl is mooning after another girl who is straight, -10
> Girl is widely admired, +5
> ... by morons who do nothing but cause trouble, -7.
> Girl is in love, but pretends she isn't, -7
> ... because he acts like an immature jerk, regain +5
Megumi: 43
Emi: 36
Neena: 48
Megumi: But Seii-kun has been dead for less than 2 years...why do I still
get
docked? ;_;
Emi & Neena: ...thats very OCC... ^^; ^^;;
>
>
> ** GIRL DIES **
>
> Fighting Evil +5
> Fighting Good +1
> Of Ali McGraw disease, -6
> For love +5
> ... of some guy who never liked her anyway, -10
> For no damn reason, -5
> And it solves a love triangle, -4
> But she gets better, -10.
>
Megumi: 43
Emi: 36
Neena: 48
Megumi: 53
Emi: 40
Neena: 70
Emi: Fine, go make fun of me because I have to yell out my special
attacks...
--;;
Neena: (holds up Ikaria, the robot squid) Thanks Ikaria-kun! You gave me
extra
points! ^-^
Ikaria: Wai! Wai! Wai! Extra points! ^-^
Megumi: Eh heh... ^^;
---
Woohoo, that was fun. ^^
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Steven Scougall
>Steven Scougall (s_sco...@MailAndNews.com) wrote:
>
>> ANN
>>
>> Final score: 48.
>
>You've forgotten:
>
>
>> 'dying', fulfilling promises when they don't matter, etc) and she got
>> something like 75. I prefer this new score.
>
>That's rigging the results. If Ann isn't a high-scoring cute girl, who
> is? O_o
Well, I thought that 70 was ridiculously high and thought I must be letting
my
bias show. ;p However, now I shall post the high-scoring version:
ANN
Starts with 10.
> ** APPEARANCE **
>
> Girl is shaped like a real person, +3
> Girl changes shape, +2
> ... involuntarily, -4
> Girl is having a bad hair decade, -3
Down to 8.
> ** INTELLIGENCE **
>
> Girl is intelligent and creative, +6
Up to 14.
> ** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>
> Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
Up to 18.
> ** PERSONALITY **
>
> Girl is kind to animals, +2
> Girl is kind to people, +4
> ... even ones she doesn't like, additional +4
> Girl is loyal, +3
> Girl is polite, +1
> Girl is happy and upbeat +4
> ... even in the face of calamity, -5
> Girl fulfills her promises, +5
Up to 36.
> ** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
> by protecting loved ones, +4
> ... and people she doesn't like, additional +6
Up to 46.
> ** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
>
> Girl has martial arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
> Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
> Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or
> powers, -6
> ... but she's allowed to whisper, regain +2
> Girl is gainfully employed, +8
> Girl can sing, +4
> Girl IS cute little pet, +1
> Girl can cook, +4
> Girl speaks English +2
Up to 67.
Ann: *^_^* ...I like this version better, RL-san.
So do I. Heh.
Talen
<de...@wizard.net> wrote:
Hm.
<looks at characters>
Aoryuu: <makes rude gesture> Don't even think it.
... okay. Jesse, I guess. ;p
>** APPEARANCE **
>
>Girl is shaped like a real person, +3
>Girl changes shape, +2
> ... involuntarily, -4
>Girl is having a bad hair decade, -3
9 points.
>** INTELLIGENCE **
>
>Girl is creative, but not particularly intelligent, +2
11.
>** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>
>Girl cross-dresses, -4
> ... but is still unmistakably female, regain +2
9 again.
>** PERSONALITY **
>
>Girl is kind to animals, +2
11. o.o
>Girl is loyal, +3
14
>Girl fulfills her promises, +5
> ... and threats, reduce -2
> ... even when they no longer matter, reduce -3
14
>Girl thinks the world has gone to hell in a handbasket, -4
> ... but she's right, +7
17
>Girl is surly and truculent, -1
Am I the only one who read that as 'succulent'? o.o
>Girl argues with people, -1
16
>Girl argues with animals, -4
> ... but they argue back, +2
14
>Girl reacts violently to minor insults and slights, -7
>Girl reacts violently to being groped, +3
10
>** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
>by laughing, +2
12
>by protecting loved ones, +4
16
>** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
>
> ...because he's gay, additional -4
Because he's not? ;p
>** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
>
>Girl has marital arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
18
>Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
The Fire count?
22
>Girl is gainfully employed, +8
30, yay
>Girl is a MAN, -10.
20, fuck.
>Girl can sing, +4
24
>Girl has cute little pet, +6
Aoryuu: <glares> Don't even think it. What have you to gain by this
score anyway? -_-
>Girl IS cute little pet, +1
Aoryuu: I'm not even touching that one.
>Girl can cook, +4
Aoryuu: Don't ask. o.o;
>Girl speaks English +2
26
>And, finally,
>
>Girl has some clown on the net willing to engage in a shouting match on
>her behalf,
> -2 per clown.
Haw haw. ;p
So, technically, Jesse isn't as cute as Ukyou.
But I got how many H pics involving Jesse for my birthday, and how
many of Ukyou? ;p
--
Talen
Current Tyrannical Despot of the "We Love Talen" fanclub
Several Sandwiches Short of A Picnic,
Clue-Stick Wielder Extraordinaire,
All-Round General Arrogant Ass,
And also known as Grammar Jesus
http://www.crosswinds.net/~talenkun/
"It is my destiny to save the world, as the cookie told, and
I DO IT ALL FOR THE COOKIE!"
- Dan Hibiki
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>Now that Google has posts back to '95 (sigh, I hate myself), here is a
> plast from the bast (TM):
>
>-----
>
>Tired of Cute wars? Now you can put your favorite maiden through
>
>THE CUTE GIRL TEST 2.0.
>
>Yes, finally an objective way of determining which cute girl
>is the best cute girl. A positive score indicates a cute girl,
>and the girl with the highest score is the cutest! Unless your
>girl didn't win, in which case the test is worthless and biased.
>But it is _definitively_ biased. Now with new categories, bonuses,
>and penalties, some suggested by R.a.a.m. members, some... not.
>
>Give your girl ten points to start with, then go through the following
>categories, adding and subtracting points. Skip questions marked with
>ellipses unless previous condition was true.
Heh. Let's see how Hitomi does....
10
>** APPEARANCE **
>
>Girl is shaped like a pencil, -1
>Girl has extra eyes, arms, ears, etc. -5 per *class* of part.
Hmm. She has a bad case of aboebic protoplasm on occasion....
>Girl changes shape, +2
> ... involuntarily, -4
>Girl is having a bad hair decade, -3
7
>** INTELLIGENCE **
>
>Girl is intelligent and creative, +6
13
>** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>
>Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
>Attire is ugly, -4
Hmmm, black cloak and fatigues...tastefull yet ugly....i dunno
13
>** PERSONALITY **
>
>Girl is kind to animals, +2
>Girl is kind to people, +4
>Girl is kind to machines, -1
18
>Girl is loyal, +3
>Girl is polite, +1
>Girl fulfills her promises, +5
> ... and threats, reduce -2
> ... even when they no longer matter, reduce -3
>Girl thinks the world has gone to hell in a handbasket, -4
> ... but she's right, +7
25
>Girl is surly and truculent, -1
>Girl argues with people, -1
>Girl argues with animals, -4
> ... but they argue back, +2
>Girl is arrogant or snotty, -3
>Girl is manipulative, -4
>Girl reacts violently to minor insults and slights, -7
>Girl reacts violently to being groped, +3
>Girl is detached from reality, -2
>Girl is utterly bonkers, -7
>Girl is heartless and cold, -8
>Girl is Evil(tm),-10
> ... but she's got style, regain +5.
-12 Eek.
>** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
>by laughing, +2
> ... insanely, -7
>by protecting loved ones, +4
> ... and people she doesn't like, additional +6
> ... because it's part of her job, reduce -2
>by serving tea, +1 for style.
>
-8
>** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
>
>Note: only score romantic complications *directly affecting* the
>character.
>
>Girl is secondary participant in love triangle, -2
> ... and triangle has extra sides, -2 per side.
I have no idea how many people are in the Steve polyangle...I
should've paid more attention. I knew there was going to be a test
later...
>Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4
Tarou, Steve...
>Girl is in love, but pretends she isn't, -7
-21, not counting love triangle....
>** GIRL DIES **
>
>For no damn reason, -5
>But she gets better, -10.
-36, plus the love triangle thing....
>** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
>
>Girl has marital arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
>Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
>Girl has cybernetic implants, +2
>Girl is unaging and practically immortal, +3
>Girl is a vampire or demon, -9
Hmm. Does carrying the spawn of a demon count? I'm only taking half
damage here....
-24.5, minus the points for being Shi's bitch...
>Girl is gainfully employed, +8
> ...in an unlawful or illegal enterprise, -5
> ...in a military or law enforcement capacity, extra +2
>Girl can sing, +4
-20.5, including the Steve thing. Oh, hell, through Tarou in there as
well.
>Girl has distinctly uncute pet, +3
>Girl takes orders from pet, -10
>Girl has pet which is actually something dangerous, like a
> spaceship or Ryouga Hibiki, -2
Symbiont is sorta a pet...
-29.5
>Girl can cook, +4
>Girl speaks English +2
-23.5
>And, finally,
>
>Girl has some clown on the net willing to engage in a shouting match on
>her behalf,
> -2 per clown.
No one I know....
Final score: Negative.
pdm
Scott Schimmel
Kuno Christoffel <de...@wizard.net> wrote:
>THE CUTE GIRL TEST 2.0.
>
>Yes, finally an objective way of determining which cute girl
>is the best cute girl. A positive score indicates a cute girl,
>and the girl with the highest score is the cutest! Unless your
>girl didn't win, in which case the test is worthless and biased.
>But it is _definitively_ biased. Now with new categories, bonuses,
>and penalties, some suggested by R.a.a.m. members, some... not.
This has got to be the weirdest test possible... which fits.
Yep... Sumire.
>Give your girl ten points to start with, then go through the following
>categories, adding and subtracting points. Skip questions marked with
>ellipses unless previous condition was true.
10
>** APPEARANCE **
>Girl is shaped like a real person, +3
>Girl is under 16, -4
(She's not, but she looks it...)
>Girl changes shape, +2
11
>** INTELLIGENCE **
>Girl is brighter than Kuno, but still repeats actions that didn't work
> the first time, -5
>Girl is intelligent and creative, +6
12 (Yes, both. Is there something wrong with that? ;p)
>** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
>Girl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for social occasions, +2
>Attire is silly, -2
16 (Yep... both, again.)
>** PERSONALITY **
>Girl is kind to animals, +2
>Girl is kind to people, +4
> ... even ones she doesn't like, additional +4
>Girl is kind to machines, -1
>Girl is loyal, +3
>Girl is polite, +1
> ... even to criminals, punks, and hellspawn, -3
>Girl is happy and upbeat +4
> ... even in the face of calamity, -5
>Girl fulfills her promises, +5
30
>Girl strips naked in public -5
25 (It's mandatory for transformation sequences, ya know...)
>Girl reacts violently to being groped, +3
>Girl is detached from reality, -2
26
>** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
>by laughing, +2
>by protecting loved ones, +4
> ... and people she doesn't like, additional +6
> ... because it's part of her job, reduce -2
>by crying, clutching, whining, and being generally counterproductive, -7
>by skedaddling, +2
>by being Tearfully Brave, +1
>by making impassioned speeches, -4
>by serving tea, +1 for style.
29 (Yep, she's done all of the above. Stock footage doesn't apply,
though, since it's different every time. ^_^)
>** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
>
>Girl has steady SO, +4
>Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4
Still 29
>** GIRL DIES **
No death here...
>** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
>
>Girl has marital arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
>Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
>Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or
>powers, -6
> ... but she's allowed to whisper, regain +2
>Girl is a goddess, angel, or supernatural being, +2
33
>Girl is gainfully employed, +8
> ...in a military or law enforcement capacity, extra +2
43
>Girl can sing, +4
>Girl has cute little pet, +6
>Girl IS cute little pet, +1
(Could probably argue that last one, but I won't. That would be
wrong. ^_-)
53
>Girl speaks respectfully to pet, -2
>Girl has pet which is actually something dangerous, like a
> spaceship or Ryouga Hibiki, -2
49 (But c'mon... speaking respectfully to something dangerous is
not a bad thing. :p)
>Girl can cook, +4
>Girl speaks English +2
> ... badly, -1
Final score, 54. Or 58 if we go by actual rather than apparent age.
Huh. I was sure it'd end up lower...
Scott Schimmel http://schimmel.sandwich.net
* Ex ignorantia ad sapientium; ex luce ad tenebras. *
"You really aren't normal, are you?" - Miki Koishikawa
Blade
>
> Now that Google has posts back to '95 (sigh, I hate myself), here is a
> plast from the bast (TM):
> -----
>
> Tired of Cute wars? Now you can put your favorite maiden through
<crack knuckles> Well, as GRIT's Most Character-Laden RL, I suppose I
-should-... ;p
> Yes, finally an objective way of determining which cute girl
> is the best cute girl. A positive score indicates a cute girl,
> and the girl with the highest score is the cutest! Unless your
> girl didn't win, in which case the test is worthless and biased.
> But it is _definitively_ biased. Now with new categories, bonuses,
> and penalties, some suggested by R.a.a.m. members, some... not.
>
> Give your girl ten points to start with, then go through the following
> categories, adding and subtracting points. Skip questions marked with
> ellipses unless previous condition was true.
Hmm...
Akemi: 10
Ukyou: 10
Lo Shin: 10
Tina: 10
Incense: 10
Kiima: 10
Konatsu: 10 (^_^)
Thyme: 10
Suuuuppaaa Pink: 10
Link: 10
Tonya: 10 (but since I don't want to reveal any spoilers about the Amnesiac
Wonder, I'll just give her eventual total)
Hmm, I -think- that's all of them...
> ** APPEARANCE **
>
> Girl is shaped like a long-legged hourglass, +10 points.
Akemi: 20
Ukyou: 20
Tina: 20
Kiima: 20
Konatsu: 20 (!?)
Pink: 20
Link: 20
Incense: Grrr...you just WAIT! I -will- be!
> Girl is shaped like a real person, +3
Thyme: 13
Lo Shin: 13
> Girl is shaped like a pencil, -1
> Girl is shaped like a fireplug, radish, prune, or beachball, -10
Incense: 0
Incense: I'm FOUR YEARS OLD! That's not fair! <stomps foot>
> Girl has extra eyes, arms, ears, etc. -5 per *class* of part.
> ... If parts are sexual in nature, additional -5 (H. penalty).
> Girl is not actually shaped like anything, but is actually a projection,
> hologram, or other illusion, -5.
> Girl has an eye height greater than head height/2, -5
> Girl has an eye height less than head height/8, -3
> Girl is clearly pushing forty, -2
Thyme: 11
Kiima: <preens> I keep myself in shape, so no penalty for me...
> Girl is clearly pushing sixty, -6
> Girl is clearly pushing two hundred, -14
> Girl is under 18, -2
> Girl is under 16, -4
Lo Shin: 9
> Girl is prepubescent, -8
Incense: -8
Incense: This is a horribly biased test made up by worthless insolent
half-bloods! >_<####
> Girl is fetus, -10.
> Girl changes shape, +2
> ... involuntarily, -4
Kiima: 18
Lo Shin: 7
Incense: -10
Incense: <pouts>
> Girl is having a bad hair decade, -3
Tina: 17
Tina: And WHAT is wrong with my hair!? >_<###
> ** INTELLIGENCE **
>
> Girl is stupider than head cheese, toaster ovens, and Tatewaki Kuno, -10
Akemi: 10
> Girl is brighter than Kuno, but still repeats actions that didn't work
> the first time, -5
Konatsu: 15
Konatsu: Oh my.
Pink: 15
Link: 15
> Girl is intelligent and creative, +6
Ukyou: 26
Lo Shin: 13
Kiima: 24
Incense: -4
Incense: It's still not good enough. -.-
Pink: 21
Link: 21
> Girl is *supposed* to be intelligent and creative, but never demonstrates
> it except through technobabble, weird science, and/or computer
> skills, -4
> ... and she wears glasses, additional -1
> ... and she doesn't date, additional -4
> Girl is creative, but not particularly intelligent, +2
Tina: 19
Konatsu: 17
> ** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>
> Attire is tasteful and alluring, +8
Kiima: 32
Konatsu: 25
Kiima: Hmph. That's a little better.
Konatsu: Isn't it wonderful, Kiima-san? We're together here! ^_^
Kiima: <sweatdrop>
Pink: 29
Link: 29
> Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
Thyme: 15
> Attire is alluring but trashy, +2
Tina: 21
Tina: Okay, how is my... (glances at black leather fuku) Alright. Even -I'll-
grant this one.
> Girl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for social occasions, +2
> GIrl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for kicking ass, -2
> Attire is silly, -2
> Attire is ugly, -4
> Girl cross-dresses, -4
Lo Shin: 9
Lo Shin: That was just to fool my brother! >_<
> ... but is still unmistakably female, regain +2
Ukyou: 24
> ** PERSONALITY **
>
> Girl is kind to animals, +2
Ukyou: 26
Kiima: 34
Kiima: Do I get a bonus for talking with them?
Link: 31
> Girl is kind to people, +4
Ukyou: 30
Thyme: 19
Link: 35
> ... even ones she doesn't like, additional +4
Konatsu: 33
Kiima: Does anyone else find it disturbing that so far he's only one point
behind -me-?
Konatsu: But you're one of the front-runners, Kiima-san!
Kiima: That makes it even more disturbing...
> Girl is kind to machines, -1
>
> Girl is loyal, +3
Kiima: 37
> ... to people who clearly don't deserve it, -7
Ukyou: 22
Akemi: 6
Blade: What?
Konatsu: 29
> Girl is polite, +1
Ukyou: 23
Thyme: 16
Link: 36
> ... even to criminals, punks, and hellspawn, -3
Konatsu: 27
> Girl is happy and upbeat +4
Ukyou: 27
Lo Shin: 13
Tina: 25
Tina: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Pink: 33
Pink: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
> ... even in the face of calamity, -5
Akemi: 5
Konatsu: 26
Pink: 28
> Girl fulfills her promises, +5
Ukyou: 32
Konatsu: 30
Thyme: 19
> ... and threats, reduce -2
Kiima: 37
> ... even when they no longer matter, reduce -3
Akemi: 5
Pink: 28
Link: 36
> Girl thinks the world has gone to hell in a handbasket, -4
> ... but she's right, +7
Kiima: 40
> Girl ever asks "What is the meaning of love" or any
> variation thereof, -10
> ... and she follows it up with "What is kiss", additional -5
> Girl strips naked in public -5
> ... and then complains that everyone is staring at her, additional -5
> Girl is obsessed with her own cuteness or lack thereof, -6
> ... but only because some yoyo keeps questioning it, regain +5
>
> Girl is surly and truculent, -1
Tina: 24
Kiima: 39
Incense: -5
> Girl argues with people, -1
Akemi: 4
Tina: 23
Ukyou: 31
Lo Shin: 12
Kiima: 38
Incense: -6
Pink: 27
> Girl argues with animals, -4
> ... but they argue back, +2
Kiima: Hmph. I don't argue. I just issue orders.
> Girl is arrogant or snotty, -3
Tina: 20
Lo Shin: 9
Incense: -9
Kiima: 35
Pink: 24
> Girl is chronically jealous, -4
> Girl is manipulative, -4
Tina: 17
Lo Shin: 5
Lo Shin: I don't like the way this is going... -.-
Pink: 20
> Girl reacts violently to minor insults and slights, -7
Akemi: -3
Tina: 10
> Girl reacts violently to being groped, +3
Akemi: 0
Ukyou: 34
Lo Shin: 8
Tina: 13
Incense: -6 (Guh-ross...)
Kiima: 38
Thyme: 22
Pink: 23
Link: 39
> Girl is detached from reality, -2
Akemi: -2
Konatsu: 28
> Girl is utterly bonkers, -7
Akemi: -9
Tina: 6
Tina: And what's wrong with THAT!?
Incense: Finally! Someone has a lower score than me! Of course, you ALL
should...
Link: 16
> Girl is heartless and cold, -8
Tina: -2
> Girl is Evil(tm),-10
> ... but she's got style, regain +5.
Tina: -7
Pink: 11
> Girl has no personality whatsoever, -10
> ** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
> by laughing, +2
> ... insanely, -7
Tina: -12
Tina: That's because I'm ALL-POWERFUL! >_<###
Pink: 8
Pink: That's because I'm ALL-POWERFUL! >_<###
> by protecting loved ones, +4
Lo Shin: 12
Kiima: 42
Thyme: 26
Pink: 12
Link: 43
> ... and people she doesn't like, additional +6
Ukyou: 44
Konatsu: 38
> ... because it's part of her job, reduce -2
> by using stock footage, -10
> by crying, clutching, whining, and being generally counterproductive, -7
> by skedaddling, +2
Lo Shin: 14
> by being Tearfully Brave, +1
> by making impassioned speeches, -4
Akemi: -13
> by serving tea, +1 for style.
>
> If girl is never placed in danger, +4 for normalcy.
> ** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
>
> Note: only score romantic complications *directly affecting* the
> character.
>
> Girl has steady SO, +4
Ukyou: 48
> Girl is at apex of love triangle, +6
> ... and dithers endlessly about it, reduce -3
> Girl is secondary participant in love triangle, -2
Link: 41
> ... and triangle has extra sides, -2 per side.
> Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4
Ukyou: 44
> ...because he's been dead for two years, additional -2
> ...because he's gay, additional -4
> Girl is mooning after another girl who is straight, -10
> Girl is widely admired, +5
> ... by morons who do nothing but cause trouble, -7.
Ukyou: 42
Ukyou: Blade is NOT a moron! He's just...uh...high-strung. 9.9;;
> Girl is in love, but pretends she isn't, -7
> ... because he acts like an immature jerk, regain +5
> ** GIRL DIES **
>
> Fighting Evil +5
> Fighting Good +1
> Of Ali McGraw disease, -6
> For love +5
> ... of some guy who never liked her anyway, -10
> For no damn reason, -5
> And it solves a love triangle, -4
> But she gets better, -10.
> ** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
>
> Girl has marital arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
Akemi: -11
Ukyou: 44
Lo Shin: 16
Tina: -5
Incense: -4
Kiima: 44
Konatsu: 40
> Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
Tina: -1
Incense: 0
Pink: 16
Link: 45
> Girl has cybernetic implants, +2
> Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or
> powers, -6
Akemi: -17
Pink: 10
> ... but she's allowed to whisper, regain +2
Incense: -4
Kiima: 40
Konatsu: 36
> Girl is a goddess, angel, or supernatural being, +2
Incense: -2
> ... and actually in charge of something important, additional +2
> ... but has nothing better to do than minister to some dork, -4.
> Girl is unaging and practically immortal, +3
> Girl is a vampire or demon, -9
> Girl is gainfully employed, +8
Ukyou: 52
Tina: 3
Incense: 6 (Hey, practicing member of royalty counts...)
Kiima: 48
Konatsu: 44
Tonya: 30
Pink: 18
Link: 53
> ...in an unlawful or illegal enterprise, -5
> ...in a military or law enforcement capacity, extra +2
Kiima: 50
> Girl is a Rescue Doll, -5
> Girl is a MAN, -10.
Konatsu: 34
Kiima: It's about TIME. -.-
> Girl can sing, +4
Tina: 7
> ... and insists on doing so every ten minutes, -2.
> ... and can stop a horribly beweaponed space battle fleet
> with one giddy pop song, -7.
>
> Girl has cute little pet, +6
> Girl IS cute little pet, +1
> Girl has distinctly uncute pet, +3
Incense: No, Lime and Mint don't count. -.-
> Girl speaks respectfully to pet, -2
> Girl takes orders from pet, -10
> Girl has pet which is actually something dangerous, like a
> spaceship or Ryouga Hibiki, -2
> ... and she thinks it's just a pet, additional -2.
>
> Girl can cook, +4
Ukyou: 56
Thyme: 30
Pink: 22
Link: 57
> Girl can't cook, but does so anyway, -4
Konatsu: 30
> Girl won't eat her own cooking, -3
> Girl's cooking is actually dangerous, -4
Pink: 18
> Girl's Japanese is poor, -2
> ... and she ISN'T a foreigner, additional -5
>
> Girl speaks English +2
Lo Shin: 18
Tina: 9
> ... badly, -1
Ukyou: 57
> ... and English is her native tongue, further -5
>
> Girl sounds like she's been sucking helium, -3
Incense: Do. Not. Even. Think. It.
> And, finally,
>
> Girl has some clown on the net willing to engage in a shouting match on
> her behalf,
> -2 per clown.
Ukyou: -83576846574
Ukyou: Errrr...can we skip this one? 9.9;;
Blade: Yes. We will.
So, totals!
1) A TIE!
Ukyou: 57
Link: 57
Link: Wai, Vince-sama, over! Are you paying attention, over? ^_^
Ukyou: Good thing I'm no longer in any love triangles...
3) Kiima: 50
Kiima: OOC as it may be for me to mention it, I have to say this is a very
respectable score for one of the most, ah, -mature- ladies in GRIT who is NOT a)
immortal or b) a shrivelled-up prune.
4) Another tie?
Konatsu: 30
Thyme: 30
Thyme: Another respectable score. But I've aged well. ^_^ I must say I'm a
little surprised to be sharing this spot with, uh, him...
Konatsu: Oh, don't worry about me, Thyme-san. ^_^
6) -Another- one?
Lo Shin: 18
Pink: 18
Lo Shin: Well, that's not too bad. But you wait until I'm older!
Pink: Hmph. I can't believe I, -ME-, scored lower than that cross-dresser. >_<
8) Tina: 9
Tina: This test is unfairly biased against people of my morally-impaired
personality type. -.-
9) Incense: 6
Incense: Shut up. >_<###
10) Akemi: -17
Akemi: Wai, Blade-sama! That's good! Isn't it? ^_^
And, unshown due to spoilers but calculated:
Tonya: 40
Fafa: 27
And, just for Talen:
Kyoumen: 23
^_^
Blade
Kuno Christoffel
(Translation: I'm bored.)
SHIRO
Give your girl ten points to start with, 10
** APPEARANCE **
Girl is shaped like a long-legged hourglass, +10 points.
Girl changes shape, +2
... involuntarily, -4
** INTELLIGENCE **
Girl is creative, but not particularly intelligent, +2
** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
Attire is tasteful and alluring, +8
Girl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for social occasions, +2
** PERSONALITY **
Girl is kind to people, +4
Girl is loyal, +3
Girl fulfills her promises, +5
... and threats, reduce -2
Girl argues with people, -1
Girl is arrogant or snotty, -3
** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
by laughing, +2
by protecting loved ones, +4
** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
Girl has steady SO, +4
Girl is widely admired, +5
** GIRL DIES **
For love +5
And it solves a love triangle, -4
But she gets better, -10.
** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
Girl has marital arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or
powers, -6
... but she's allowed to whisper, regain +2
Girl can sing, +4
Girl has cute little pet, +6
Girl speaks respectfully to pet, -2
Girl has pet which is actually something dangerous, like a
spaceship or Ryouga Hibiki, -2
Girl's Japanese is poor, -2
Girl speaks English +2
... badly, -1
FINAL: 39
Shiro: Well, I'm really more sexy than cute.
Steve: H-hai. #^_^#
APOLLO
Give your girl ten points to start with, 10
** APPEARANCE **
Girl is shaped like a pencil, -1
Girl changes shape, +2
** INTELLIGENCE **
Girl is brighter than Kuno, but still repeats actions that didn't work
the first time, -5
** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
Attire is silly, -2
** PERSONALITY **
Girl fulfills her promises, +5
... and threats, reduce -2
Girl strips naked in public -5
Girl is surly and truculent, -1
Girl argues with people, -1
Girl argues with animals, -4
Girl is arrogant or snotty, -3
Girl is manipulative, -4
Girl is detached from reality, -2
Girl is utterly bonkers, -7
Girl is heartless and cold, -8
Girl is Evil(tm),-10
... but she's got style, regain +5.
** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
by laughing, +2
... insanely, -7
** GIRL DIES **
Fighting Good +1
** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or
powers, -6
Girl is a goddess, angel, or supernatural being, +2
Girl is a MAN, -10.
Girl speaks English +2
FINAL: -42
Chyron: I... got the same score as a man. An insane man. ;_;
Shiro: <patpat> There, there, it was just that particular man that
threw the results off.
Chyron: <SNIFFLE> Oh?
Shiro: <snicker> Yes, you came in 72 points behind Konatsu.
--
Kuno Christoffel | "You are impassive to mate with yesterday.
(Yes, that's my name.) | "I am aggressive to wait for tomorrow.
(Yes, I'm a girl.) | "Why don't you take off your backwards desire?
de...@wizard.net | "That's wrapping you like a heavy coat to tire."
www.wizard.net/~deva | - In Japan, everyone speaks English! Really!
Time Lady
> Now that Google has posts back to '95 (sigh, I hate myself), here is a
> plast from the bast (TM):
>
> -----
>
> Tired of Cute wars? Now you can put your favorite maiden through
>
> THE CUTE GIRL TEST 2.0.
>
I was wondering how Feathers would come out on this.
>
> Yes, finally an objective way of determining which cute girl
> is the best cute girl. A positive score indicates a cute girl,
> and the girl with the highest score is the cutest! Unless your
> girl didn't win, in which case the test is worthless and biased.
> But it is _definitively_ biased. Now with new categories, bonuses,
> and penalties, some suggested by R.a.a.m. members, some... not.
>
> Give your girl ten points to start with, then go through the following
> categories, adding and subtracting points. Skip questions marked with
> ellipses unless previous condition was true.
>
> ** APPEARANCE **
>
> Girl is shaped like a real person, +3
> Girl is clearly pushing forty, -2
>
Feathers: 11
Feathers: I should be grateful for that little incident where Ryuji ate
those mushrooms....
GRIT Collective: o_O?
Feathers: One of those things that no one remembers.
>
> ** INTELLIGENCE **
>
> Girl is intelligent and creative, +6
>
Feathers: 17
>
> ** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>
> Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
>
Feathers: 21
>
> ** PERSONALITY **
>
> Girl is kind to animals, +2
> Girl is kind to people, +4
> ... even ones she doesn't like, additional +4
> Girl is loyal, +3
> ... to people who clearly don't deserve it, -7
> Girl is polite, +1
> ... even to criminals, punks, and hellspawn, -3
> Girl fulfills her promises, +5
> Girl is manipulative, -4
>
Feathers: 26
Feathers: Since when is guilt manipulative?
>
> ** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
> If girl is never placed in danger, +4 for normalcy.
>
Feathers: 30
>
> ** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
>
> Note: only score romantic complications *directly affecting* the
> character.
>
> Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4
> ...because he's been dead for two years, additional -2
> Girl is widely admired, +5
>
Feathers: 29
Feathers: Can I help it if I still miss my poor, dear, departed husband?
>
> ** GIRL DIES **
>
>
Feathers: 29
Feathers: Thank heavens I'm not dead.
Death: YET.
Feathers: Hush up.
>
> ** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
>
> Girl is gainfully employed, +8
> Girl can cook, +4
> Girl speaks English +2
Feathers: 43
Feathers: Not bad. I didn't think I'd score so well.
Hellina: HOW THE <BLEEP> DOES A SIXTY YEAR OLD GRANDMA GET A HIGHER SCORE 'N
ME!
TL-RL: Some people find grandmothers cute.
Tsurugi: Shinku na Ken
>Now that Google has posts back to '95 (sigh, I hate myself), here is a
> plast from the bast (TM):
>
>-----
>
>Tired of Cute wars? Now you can put your favorite maiden through
>
>THE CUTE GIRL TEST 2.0.
>
>Yes, finally an objective way of determining which cute girl
>is the best cute girl. A positive score indicates a cute girl,
>and the girl with the highest score is the cutest! Unless your
>girl didn't win, in which case the test is worthless and biased.
>But it is _definitively_ biased. Now with new categories, bonuses,
>and penalties, some suggested by R.a.a.m. members, some... not.
>
>Give your girl ten points to start with, then go through the following
>categories, adding and subtracting points. Skip questions marked with
>ellipses unless previous condition was true.
Trina 10
Chris 10
Ling 10
Tsuin 10
>
>
>** APPEARANCE **
>
>Girl is shaped like a long-legged hourglass, +10 points.
Tr 20
C 20
L 20
Ts 20
Tsuin: Wai, variety! :D
Trina: Someone what RL later. :P
>Girl has extra eyes, arms, ears, etc. -5 per *class* of part.
Tsuin: I like girls with added eyes... ;_; [snuggles up to Pai-chan]
Trina: Mmmm... so do I. ^.^ [fondles Pai-chan]
Pai: Yakumo, tasukete! xxx;
>Girl is clearly pushing two hundred, -14
Ts- 6
Tsuin: I don't look it, dammit! >_<;
>Girl changes shape, +2
Tr 22
L 22
Ts 8
> ... involuntarily, -4
Ts 4
>** INTELLIGENCE **
>Girl is intelligent and creative, +6
Tr 28
Ts 10
>Girl is *supposed* to be intelligent and creative, but never demonstrates
> it except through technobabble, weird science, and/or computer
> skills, -4
L 18
>Girl is creative, but not particularly intelligent, +2
C 22
>
>** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>
>Attire is tasteful and alluring, +8
C 40
>Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
L 22
Ts 14
>Attire is alluring but trashy, +2
Tr 30
>Girl cross-dresses, -4
> ... but is still unmistakably female, regain +2
Ts 12
>
>** PERSONALITY **
>
>Girl is kind to animals, +2
C 42
L 24
Ts 14
>Girl is kind to people, +4
C 46
L 28
Ts 18
> ... even ones she doesn't like, additional +4
Ts 22
>Girl is kind to machines, -1
L 27
Ts 21
>
>Girl is loyal, +3
L 30
>Girl is polite, +1
L 31
Ts 22
>Girl is happy and upbeat +4
Tr 34
Ts 26
> ... even in the face of calamity, -5
Tr 29
Ts 21
>Girl fulfills her promises, +5
L 36
C 51
Ts 26
> ... and threats, reduce -2
Ts 24
> ... even when they no longer matter, reduce -3
Ts 21
>
>Girl is surly and truculent, -1
Tr 28
Ts 20
>Girl argues with people, -1
Tr 27
>Girl argues with animals, -4
Tr 23
>Girl is arrogant or snotty, -3
Tr 20
>Girl is manipulative, -4
Tr 20
Ts 16
>Girl is detached from reality, -2
Tr 18
Ts 14
>Girl is utterly bonkers, -7
Ts 7
>Girl is heartless and cold, -8
Tr 10
>Girl is Evil(tm),-10
> ... but she's got style, regain +5.
Tr 5
>** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
>by laughing, +2
Ts 9
>by protecting loved ones, +4
> ... and people she doesn't like, additional +6
Ts 19
>** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
>Girl has steady SO, +4
>Girl is at apex of love triangle, +6
> ... and dithers endlessly about it, reduce -3
Ts 22
Tsuin: Never mind we neveer heard about her 'cause I left her 300
years ago. 9.9;
Trina: I think he should get extra points for the endlessly part. -_-;
>Girl is secondary participant in love triangle, -2
L 34
>Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4
> ...because he's been dead for two years, additional -2
Tr -1
>Girl is mooning after another girl who is straight, -10
Tr -11
>** GIRL DIES **
>Of Ali McGraw disease, -6
Ts 16
>For no damn reason, -5
Ts 11
>But she gets better, -10.
Ts 1
>
>** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
>
>Girl has marital arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
Tr -9
L 36
Ts 3
>Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
Tr -5
C 55
Ts 7
>Girl has cybernetic implants, +2
Ling: Uhm... sure. ^_^;
L 38
>Girl is a vampire or demon, -9
Tr -14
Ts -2
>Girl is a MAN, -10.
Ts -12
>Girl has cute little pet, +6
>Girl IS cute little pet, +1
Trina: Oh Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~s!
[dangles a collar]
Chris: -_-; No.
>Girl won't eat her own cooking, -3
Tr -17
>Girl's cooking is actually dangerous, -4
Tr -21
>Girl speaks English +2
Tr -19
L 40
Ts -10
Final Scores! :D
Trina: Nineteen in the hole. ^_^
Ling: 40
Chris: 55
Tsuin Ten under. Not bad.:D
Chris: Wow... I rock! :D
Trina: Yeah, yeah... someone write me a sexy girl test? :P
Tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! :D