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To hell with Goku! Lina Inverse vs. Everybody!

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Wyvern

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Apr 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/22/99
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vs. Superman: She'd win. Supes is strong and fast, but he is weak against
magic.(in the last JLA issue, Captain Marvel knocks him out with only TWO
PUNCHES. because he was channeling magical energy trhough his fists) one
fireball would knock him down and she could keep him in place with a shadow
snap while she casts Dragon Slave to finish him off.

vs.Ranma: Draw. Ranma woulden't be killed, but Lina can immobalize or trap
him. Since this isen't really a victory though, it's a tie.

vs. Ryoko (with Gems) Lina can do everything Ryoko can do, except for the
superstrength bit. But Lina's spells are so much stronger than Ryoko's
power blasts it woldent matter.

vs.The Flash She'd lose. Spellcasting takes time,and Flash woulden't give
her the time she needs before he lays her flat. Leviatation might help,
since it seems to require no casting (just yelling "Levitation!") and Flash
cant fly, but anything she throws at him from the air he can see coming and
dodge.And if she tired a Dragon Slave from the air, he'd be fifty miles out
of range before she finshes the first word of the incantation.

vs. Tenchi with Lighthawk sword and wings-Lina is a great swordswoman, not
as good as Gourry but still great,and she'd need this,since all her spells
would be blocked by Lighthawk wings, she would have to fight him one on
one. If she's using any old sword, she has no chance. If Gourry let's her
borrow the sword of light, then it's a different story. It might be able to
match Tenchi's sword.....but the times she's used the sword, she hasen't
been able to handle it well unless casting a spell on it (to see what I
mean, look at how the swordbeam scared her in episode ten season one)
Either way, Tenchi is as powerful, and better with his weapon. "You've won,
boy."

Lina verses the Experts of Justice:She'd lose against all of them combined.
One on one?

Kenji:No one can kill him. but she sure would keep trying. Eventually he'd
trick her into getting tied up or something.

Gynrei:Lina wins easy.

Taisou:Like Lina verses Goku, it's a case of someone too fast to blast with
a fireball and too strong to worry about you hitting him. Taisou wins.

Tetsygyu:She'd just blast him a few times and move on. Big targets make for
easy target practice.

Issei: Lina's power is purley destructive while Issei's is mostly
deceptive. Lina's pretty bright, but so is everyone in GR and most of them
fell for Issei's tricks. Plus, he can have some powerful offensive spells
if need be. Lina'd lose.

Proffesor Go: "Iron Fan Defense!" "DRAGON SLAVE!" "awwwww...shit."
BOOOOOM! Lina Wins.

Chujo:Both can cause nuclea-size blasts. Problem is, Chujo dies if he does
that.Lina doesen't Lina wins.

Robo with Daisaku: Lina could take the big guy,but she'd instiviavly use
some spell to blow him up. This would cause a nuclear meltdown, killing
Lina as well. Draw.

Lina vs. Sephy: Both have immense magical power. Sephy's a better swordsman
though. And that's what this will come down to as Supernovas and Giga
Slaves cancel each other out with thier immense power. Lina ends up impaled
on the Masamune.

Lina vs. the JLA: Against all of them,shed lose. one on one-

Superman: see above.

Flash see above

Batman: Batman is a scientist, and deals with logic and deduction. None of
these things matter to Lina, who lives in an era where science does not
exsist. Batman would be at his wits end, and he's also be helpless.

Wonder Woman:Unlike Supes,she is a magical being-a godess-and has no
trouble with magic. I doubt Lina could hurt her.

vs. Green Lantern: GL can create anything, and has delt with folks of
Lina's type before. Parralax was tougher than Lina, but Kyle took him down.
GL wins.

vs. Aquaman:Unless they're underwater for some reason, Aquaman is toast.

vs. Martian Manhunter: FIREball. Her favorite spell. Fire. The Manhunter's
greatest weakness. No contest.


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Scott Schimmel

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Apr 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/22/99
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Wyvern wrote:
: vs. Superman: She'd win. Supes is strong and fast, but he is weak
: against magic.

Yeah... that, and he doesn't normally go all-out, which Lina has no
problem with.

: vs.Ranma: Draw. Ranma woulden't be killed, but Lina can immobalize


: or trap him. Since this isen't really a victory though, it's a tie.

Lina could easily kill Ranma. No matter how fast he is, he can't
dodge a city-sized Dragon Slave explosion.

: vs. Ryoko (with Gems) Lina can do everything Ryoko can do, except


: for the superstrength bit. But Lina's spells are so much stronger
: than Ryoko's power blasts it woldent matter.

Um... no. With the gems, Ryouko's power level is high. Incredibly
high. Planet-smashing high. "Watch me take on half the Jurai fleet
and loot the throneworld without breaking a sweat" high. The only way
Lina has a chance of winning is the Giga Slave, and chances are Ryouko
takes her down before she finishes the incantation.

: vs.The Flash She'd lose.

Yep.

: vs. Tenchi with Lighthawk sword and wings

: [...] Tenchi is as powerful, and better with his weapon.

Tenchi is -more- powerful. He does things like change universal
constants and escape the pull of black holes. With the Wings, Lina
has no chance -- she can't hurt him, and she can't protect herself.
I'd be willing to bet that she can't even run away if he's -really-
serious.


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Scott Schimmel http://www.seas.upenn.edu/~schimmel/
Ex ignorantia ad sapientium; "You really aren't normal, are you?"
ex luce ad tenebras. -- Miki Koishikawa

Sakura

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Apr 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/22/99
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In article <01be8c8b$4ed865a0$11b50a3f@default>,
Wyvern <yaravede...@gte.net> wrote:

<snip>

How about Lina Inverse vs. Dark Schneider?

I think I'll stay away from the collateral damage on /that/ fight.

J
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HHH

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Apr 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/22/99
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Sakura <je...@dillinger-2.io.com> wrote in <7fncb0$mgi$1...@hiram.io.com>:

>How about Lina Inverse vs. Dark Schneider?
>
>I think I'll stay away from the collateral damage on /that/ fight.

My bet is on the man. Has Lina ever died and come back to life multiple
times? Besides, DS's heavy metal spells are much more impressive than
Lina's boring spells.

Frodoj13

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Apr 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/22/99
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flaw in all your reasoning. Most of the people who you mentioned are fast, and
Lina is slow

::sits there, blankly staring at the wall:: Waaaaaaaaaaaaa.. Waaaaaaaaaaa..
Etc...
I now leave you with an Asuka quote.
"Anta baka?!"
Misato forever!

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