Kunou Wipes Nerima Off the Map!
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Don't Call Me Pigtailed Girl!!!
Kunou Tatewaki was having a bad day. First of all, that
foul sorceror, Saotome Ranma, had defeated him in combat,
obviously using his arcane abilities to dishonorably gain
the upper hand. Then, under a spell from the sorceror,
the fair Tendou Akane had rebuffed his attentions. Then,
to top it off, the mercenary Tendou Nabiki had called in
a debt he had not counted on paying, so he was now walking
to the bank to retrieve some funds.
It had not been a good day.
But all that changed when he saw her ahead of him. He
called to her. "Pigtailed girl! Come to me, I would date
She turned to him, love sparkling in her beautiful eyes.
Kunou sighed, rushing forward to be with her.
"Ah, my sweet, together we shall make sweet music!"
Coyly, she batted his hands away. "What the hell are you
going on about? Get away from me!"
Proving his love, he forged on ahead heedlessly. "My
inspiration! I shall have thee now!"
Odd -- the pigtailed girl seemed much ... smaller than
before ... and what was she saying?
"Black beyond twilight, red beyond the flow of blood ... "
Next time, on SLAYERS CROSSOVERS: the Slayers travel to Krynn!
Has Gourry met his mental match in Caramon?
Will Lina find true love with Raistlin?
Can Amelia defeat Takhesis on her own?
Find out next time on: SLAYERS CROSSOVERS!!
Whew ... ok, that was odd ...