Re: Smart Goldfish to Donate: Houston (Northwest Area) will suck dick for food!

[Tynk]

On Jul 2, 7:21 pm, " news.giganews.com" <MBA.Tutor.Ger...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> Hi,
>
> I may have two goldfish to donate in case I have to move. One of them is
>   relatively aware and friendly, for a goldfish. So I did not just want
> to put them in a nearby pond or lake. They are both around three inches
> at present.
>
> If someone has experience taking gentle care of goldfish: please let me
> know in advance if you'd like to have them. Assuming I do have to move
> to get a software contract.
>
> Thanks,
>
> Gerard Gold, MSCS
>
> 80hourw...@gmail.com
> --
>
> When you read my resume, please can you do this?
>
> Could you tell me which skill areas
> close to my experience, are commanding
> the highest demand recently?
>
> I would like to focus most on those areas
> when I use new features, while I'm looking for
> a contract.
>
> Thanks for your time,
>
> GERARD A. GOLD, MSCS, MBA
>
> Mobile: 1-832-858-6797
>
> Primary Experience
> ==================              
> Software QA Development & Tools Maintenance
>
> Skills
> ======
> * QA specifications, test scenario development, test design &
> coding.
>
> * Test execution & problem resolution. Test tools &
> shell script development. UNIX, Windows & Guardian. C,
> C++, Java.
>
> Also Competent In
> =================      
> * System Administration
>
> * Development of Investment Analysis, Portfolio & Risk
> Management Software Systems
>
> Software Consultant in Test Development: 10+ years
>
> Sample clients: Tandem (HP), Sun Microsystems
>
> * Performed functional, positive, negative, and boundary test
> development and
> automation within test harnesses. Designed and developed 100,000+ lines of
> programs in "C" and TAL programming languages, as well as OSS (UNIX)
> scripts, to
> test Tandem fault-tolerant (hardware + software redundant)
> transaction-assured
> systems – especially Enscribe FS using TAL test code with TACL scripts;
> and prior to
> that OSS FS system calls using C and Tandems UNIX emulation tools. The
> primary
> objective was to verify compliance of multiple releases with POSIX and
> other open-
> system/UNIX standards, as well as to check fault-tolerance (Tandem's
> strength) and
> performance. Used TET (Test Environment Toolkit) as the main harness for
> UNIX-
> related testing. Performed code reviews, white-box testing and
> functional testing.
> Executed test suites over several releases for regression testing.
>
> * Used Tandem Guardian, SCF, Tandem subsystems and utilities. Booted
> systems with
> new OS Images. Reviewed system code and reported problems. Some Perl
> evaluation
> for test scripting. Used code coverage tools to indicate where more test
> code had to
> be added.
>
> * Planned, tracked, and reported on progress of multiple projects.
> Helped select and
> train new software engineers.
>
> * Designed, developed, fixed and upgraded 100,000+ lines of test program
> systems in
> "C" language to verify X/Motif graphical interface implementation on
> Sun's Solaris
> (UNIX) OS running on Intel & Sparc hardware-based desktop workstations.
> Tested
> several releases, assisted system developers with problem identification
> and
> debugging. Substantial personal responsibility for UNIX system
> administration at Sun.
>
> Taos Mountain Software, Mountain View, California: 4 years
> Software Engineering Consultant
>
> * Worked as software consultant on assignments to various companies, for
> contracts ranging from a few months to over a year in duration;
> Mindcraft, Palo
> Alto; Digital Equipment Western Research Labs: Palo Alto; Sony Microsystems
> UNIX workstation group: San Jose; Sun Microsystems: Mountain View; Kubota
> Systems high-powered workstation group: Santa Clara.
>
> * Designed and developed software programs, mainly to test (operating)
> system
> calls, and related software libraries: totaling over 200,000+ lines of
> code written
> in "C," Objective C, UNIX shell scripts, on AIX, NextStep and other
> variants of
> UNIX; some of it sold commercially to other companies. Also performed some
> manual and programmatically recorded point-and-click testing of graphically
> oriented software packages. Assisted with analysis and debugging of systems
> software and other software packages. Lots of POSIX conformance work,
> especially for file system, at both the system call and shell level.
> Also used
> capture & playback test harnesses for some GUI-centric applications. Learnt
> Objective-C and programmed on the job.
>
> EDUCATION & Certification Exams
> ===============================
> * CFA: Chartered Financial Analyst Exams, Levels 1-3: Passed from 2003-2006
>
>         * Finance & investments: Optimizing financing structure between common
> stock,
> preferred, and bonds. Hedging oil & other input prices.
>
>         * Bond portfolio management: duration management.
>
>         * Insurance investment management: cash flow matching, surplus
> investment.
>
>         * Hedging of fuel & other raw material and input expenses.
>
>         * FRM: Financial Risk Manager exam: Passed in 2004
>
>         *Managing financial risk related to markets and operations within units
> and
> company-wide. Integrated asset risk reduction using covariance projection
> based on historical and predicted variances and correlations under
> normal and
> extreme market situations.
>
> * MBA, Santa Clara University, Santa Clara, CA: 2001
>         * Business Decision Analysis & Forecasting, Corporate Financial
> Analysis, Cost
> Accounting, Financial Accounting, Investments, Managerial Accounting,
> Marketing & Sales Management, Operations Management.
>
>         * Budgeting, forecasting, working capital management.
>
>         * Used MS Excel & add-ins, Power Point, and Project.
>
> * Master of Science, Computer Science, University of Kentucky, Lexington, KY
>         * Data Structures, Graphical Methods, Numerical Methods, Algorithms,
> Programming Languages.
>
>         * Programmed in Ada, Algol, BASIC, C, COBOL, FORTRAN, LISP,
> Pascal, Prolog; SQL for DB course.
>
>         * Used operating systems: UNIX, PRIME/OS.
>
>         * Teaching assistant for undergraduate courses in BASIC & Pascal.
>
> * Bachelor of Technology in Mechanical Engineering, Indian Inst. Of Tech.,
> Madras
>         * Drafting, Fluid Mechanics, Metrology, Queuing Simulations,
> Thermodynamics, Ultrasound Machining.
>         * Alternative energy overview including nuclear and solar energy systems
> design.
>
> * University of California Extension Classes:
>         * UNIX Kernel, Java, Marketing, Accounting, Networking.
>
> ADDENDA
> =======
> =======
>
> DEVELOPMENT-RELATED SKILLS
> ==========================
> * System-level source code review / white-box test for early bug detection
> and fixes.
>
> * Automated test software planning, design, scenario development,
> implementation, execution, debugging and reporting.
>
> * Types of dynamic tests developed: Functional/positive, negative,
> boundary,
> error and performance testing.
>
> OPERATING SYSTEMS
> =================
> * UNIX applications programming: am familiar with UNIX system calls from
> several hundred invocations for POSIX 1003.1 automated test suite
> development, and other coding involving system call invocation.
>
> * UNIX file system-calls: access, chmod, chown, chroot, close, creat,
> close,
> dup, dup2, fcntl, fstat, lseek, mknod, open, pipe, read, stat, write.
>
> * UNIX process control system-calls: alarm, fork, exec, exit, getpid,
> getppid,
> getuid, kill, setpgrp, setuid, signal, wait.
>
> * Underlying UNIX variant: AIX, HP-UX, OSS, Solaris, Ultrix, UTS, and
> others.
>
> * Used Tandem Guardian when working at Tandem/HP.
>
> * Used MS Windows for some C++ & Java programming coursework.
>
> * Used Access for POS work.
>
> * Used Prime on minicomputer systems at University of Kentucky.
>
> * Used other operating systems, including a mainframe for Ada coursework at
> University of Kentucky, and a batch-programming system with cards for
> FORTRAN coursework at IIT, Madras.
>
> * Have most recently (June 2009) used UNIX system calls on a free UNIX
> shell account at Arbornet.
>
> PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES
> =====================
> * Most recently used: C, Tandem Transaction Application Language (TAL).
>
> * Recently used: C++, Java.
>
> * Previously used: Objective-C, Pascal, FORTRAN, Prolog, LISP, Ada,
> COBOL, and other languages.
>
> * Have most recently (June 2009) programmed in C on a free UNIX shell
> account at Arbornet.
>
> SHELL SCRIPTING
> ===============
> * Korn, Bourne, and C shell scripting.
> * Some shell scripting on other operating systems.
> * Some previous use of Perl.
>
> DEBUGGERS
> =========
> * Source level debugging with sdb and adb, as well as Tandem debugging,
> primarily using conditional in-code debugger activation.
>
> * Some previous debugging of C++ and Java code using a debugger
> installed on Windows.
>
> Other skills
> ============
> * System code coverage tools for test-ware improvement.
>
> * Tandem Subsystem Control Facility for hardware and subsystem control for
> Tandem machine administration.
>
> * Installed updated operating system images on Tandem fault-tolerant
> systems.
>
> ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
> ======================
> * U.S. citizen.
>
> * Relocation: Will handle by myself. Good at jacking my own dick
>
> * References at offer.

Fucking idiot....concerned about two fucking goldfish and sa worthless
resume. Print thre resume out and use it to wipe your ass and hope the
ink does not smear on y our ass cheeks or else who ever butt fucks you
could also read your resume sad well sa cornhole y our butt. Then toss
resume in the crapper along with the goldfsh and head on down to local
McDonalds and apply for ther hambnurger flipper or ketchup
application position...........what a long winded fucktard/