VICIOUS PIRANHA ATTACK AT FOX NEWS -- Bill O'Reilly Eaten Alive

[blue...@hotmail.com]

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NEW YORK (Rueters) -- A bloody
piranha attack on nude bathers
occurred in the anchor persons'
private swimming pool in the Fox
News studios earlier this evening.
The bodies of at least three male
anchors, including Bill O'Reilly, were
found floating in the burgundy-
colored water. The other two have not
yet been immediately identified/
"The little bastards probably
hadn't eaten for a week," said
a Fox spokesman. "One of the bodies
was half a man -- well, two halves
of one man -- and poor ol' Billo lost
everythng, including his Family Jewel."
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Fox News has offered a $500
reward "leading to the arrest of
the demented individual who would
perform such a dirty trick on the
best news team in the business,"
the spokesman added.
Investigators are stilll trying
to apprehend the person responsible.
for sneaking about a dozen of the
hungry piranha into the pool, probably
during Tuesday night's O'Reilly Factor.
However, they have one suspect
in mind and have taken the subway
to MSNBC.
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You might as well also take a peak at
http://www.edconrad.com
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[mack]

<blue...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Nothing like Fox to be big spenders when in search of
a scoop. Did they have to go to Rupert himself to authorize a reward of
more than twenty bucks?