Fwd: [MTC Global] FW: Lessons in marketing

[KHUSHDIP KAUR]

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From: Tarun Das <das....@hotmail.com>
Date: Wed, Jun 13, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Subject: [MTC Global] FW: Lessons in marketing
To: MTC Global <join...@googlegroups.com>

Dear All,

I am forwarding herewith an EMAIL received from my friend who happens to be a Professor of Marketing and Dean in a Management School. I know that all  MTCians deal with serious topics, but sometimes it is nice to enjoy such humors.

Tarun Das, Ph.D.

World Bank Technical Expert (Linking Planning with Budgeting)

Ministry of Finance, Govt. of Bangladesh, Dhaka-1000.

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Date: Tue, 12 Jun 2012 15:17:33 +0530
Subject: Lessons in marketing
From: bandopa...@gmail.com
To: an.bhat...@igsm.in; das....@hotmail.com

A Professor explained Marketing to his MBA students ..... 1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say - I am very rich, will you marry me? That's "Direct Marketing". 2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her- He is my friend and very rich, will you marry him? That's "Advertising". 3. Girl walks to you & says -I know u are very rich, will you marry me? That's "Brand Recognition". 4. You say - I m very rich marry me & she slaps u. That's "Customer Feedback". 5. You say - I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband That's "uncertainty and risk in marketing due to information gap and poor market survey". 6. Before you say - I m rich, marry me, you wife arrives. That's "barrier to entering new market". 7. You say I am very rich, will you marry me? She agrees immediately, "that's successful marketing."