Rivendell humor
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Patrick Moore
Aug 7, 2025, 2:53:38 PM8/7/25
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From you-know-who:
… Once again I also used the new cyclist and pedestrian bridge, which I’m now starting to realize is almost comically short:
It’s so short that, if you were on a Rivendell, by the time your rear wheel made it onto the bridge your front wheel would already be on the other side.
You know, because of the long wheelbase:
That’s called “Rivendell humor,” and it’s a niche within a niche within a niche.
And if you like Rivendell jokes, it’s a good thing I wasn’t riding the Platypus this time, because it probably exceeded the bridge’s weight limit."
It’s so short that, if you were on a Rivendell, by the time your rear wheel made it onto the bridge your front wheel would already be on the other side.
You know, because of the long wheelbase:
That’s called “Rivendell humor,” and it’s a niche within a niche within a niche.
And if you like Rivendell jokes, it’s a good thing I wasn’t riding the Platypus this time, because it probably exceeded the bridge’s weight limit."
Patrick Moore
Alburquerque, Nuevo Mexico, Etats Unis d'Amerique, Orbis Terrarum
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