Last night, I made it. Beginning in the heart of GR, we would ride a 16 mi route in urban and rural landscapes. A variety of bikes were represented; cobbled-together builds, vintage bikes, bikepacking and touring bikes, fixies, hybrids, whatever those bikes are that you ride on the rear wheel, and one Platypus. Not represented: high-tech carbon fiber/time trial bikes with roadies astride them. The reason would soon become apparent.
We set off. Bikes were all over the road. “The kids”, a group of teens who ride their rear wheels set themselves up as “blockers” so we could move through intersections. The drivers seemed unbothered. J said, “Leah, I forgot to tell you we are going to blow red lights. The police prefer we do so we stay in one group.” The ride has been going for 20 years, so I guess the drivers expect this. I did as I was told, casting nervous glances over my shoulder at J.

Most of my miles come from club rides. Club rides prize order, communication, pace, predictability. This ride was a free-for-all. Jubilant and raucous. Music blared from speakers strapped to frames. People sipped beer. The scent of weed hung in the air. The Kids zipped about on one wheel. We had two crashes in the first 20 minutes. I vacillated between having fun and feeling terrified.
One minute we were in the city, the next we were in the woods on a paved trail, bodies of water surrounding us. The sounds of the creatures in the woods were as loud as the music on the bikes. We sailed over bridges, veered off onto gravel, our giant band of bikes wending its way along the route. It was gorgeous.

We stopped at a giant pavilion, strung with outdoor lights, and rabblerousing ensued. People laughed and visited, music played, fireflies flickered overhead. At nearly 10 pm, in the pitch black of night, they mounted their bikes, got back on the trail and planned to end at a bar.

The woods felt like they were closing in on us. Like that scene in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. It was THRILLING, and I smiled to myself in the dark. Suddenly there was yelling at the front and SLOWING….I couldn’t make out the word at first. SKUNK!!! An actual skunk was running along the path. We dared not pass him for fear of smelling more like skunk than the weed smoke had already done to us.
I skipped the bar; J rode me to my truck and helped me load my Platypus. The Platypus was perfect for this; chunky tires and compact size, front and rear dyno lights, resplendent in color and quite the conversation starter.
I got home at midnight; my teenagers were waiting up for me. If they had walked in the door smelling like I did, I’d have grounded them on the spot.
10/10 would do again.
Note: I was stone-cold sober, putting TWO electrolyte tabs in my water was as wild as I got. Lest you think poorly of me. 😊
On Aug 1, 2024, at 6:18 PM, Bicycle Belle Ding Ding! <jonasa...@gmail.com> wrote:
People here are always posting about their “ride reports.” Something enchanting in some far away place with photos that pose the bike JUST SO…
But yesterday I went wilding and I’m going to give you a DIFFERENT kind of Ride Report.In the next post, though, because you know how I do it…
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On Aug 3, 2024, at 12:30 PM, Jay <jason....@gmail.com> wrote:
Love that your teenagers waited up for you, and that you would ground them. Sounds like a fun ride!
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Here are videos, which may or may not work here. I wish I had footage of the ride, but it’s too risky to film and ride in this group. You’ll have to imagine.
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I did it again. I went to that crazy Wed night Grand Rapids ride. From now on I’m calling it “wilding.” As in, “I am going wilding! See you way past bedtime!” I think that’s a real term, I might be misappropriating it, but it sounds fantastic and suits my purposes.I arrive at the city park a little early and watch the crowd roll up. The wheelie crowd is right on time, careening around on rear wheels and making everyone nervous. A wide variety of bikes are in attendance. We have a massive turnout, 121 riders, just awesome to behold. J is leading, and he brings this:
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You can see here that cleanliness is very important to him, and that he does mostly tame rides and so we would have nothing to fear since he planned tonight’s route.Here is my bike, demure and innocent, having its first adventures amongst all these GR rabble rousers.
<image2.jpeg>It is 8:30pm. We set off and a new group makes its appearance. I call them The Jumpers. They have full suspension bikes with names like Salsa on them and when we go up a ramp, they ride up the stairs. They fly off ledges and drop back into the group and scare this nurse half to death. They launch their bikes and sashay through the air and hope everyone is watching. The Jumpers are wilding the hardest.I quickly realize that the middle-back is the place to be. Away from The Kids and The Jumpers. I want to ride by J, but I also want to go home by private vehicle, not ambulance.We block intersections and ride through red lights; drivers submit to all of this. No honking or threatening behavior. Just tolerance for 121 bikes and riders wending through their streets. We ride through neighborhoods (only one crash!), and then along the aptly-named Grand River. Everyone stares at us, a massive clot of bikes, moving along the path. We get to a pavilion where everyone chats in a haze of pot smoke and beer drinking. I drink my usual electrolyte water; I need my wits about me. Three men come to ogle my Platypus. They are into all the custom colored bits. One of them is Velocity USA’s anodizer; here is the man who anodized my rims!
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It turns out, he is my bike twin. I am jealous of the blue metal flake in his purple paint job. I didn’t think someone could out-sparkle me, but he’s done it.
<image4.jpeg>Isn’t it scary how much we have in common?
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On Aug 8, 2024, at 12:15 PM, George Schick <bhi...@gmail.com> wrote:
Umm...I don't think I'd refer to it as a "wilding" if I were you. Here is the standard definition for that term:
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Oh George, you just let me live! It’s all the more
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I'm not surprised to see an affirmation from Ralph Kramden. I was only trying to advise caution because some people may get the wrong impression by the use of that term.
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@steve - yes, that's true. But not everyone gets on board to changed definitions and meanings simultaneously. Therefore, things can be taken the wrong way by some who haven't caught up with the latest and greatest blog-a-sphere use of a word or phrase. Take "sick" for example. Not that many years ago calling something sick would imply that it was ugly or impaired. Now it can apparently be used to mean what used to be called "cool" or the like.
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On Aug 8, 2024, at 16:56, Patrick Moore <bert...@gmail.com> wrote:
I have to agree with George, that one might want to be careful when using this term. This is how it came to national awareness:Tragic for all. I was very aware of the incident, having left WDC just ~4 months earlier.
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oh that means so much to me.
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Thoroughly enjoyable piece of riding writing. :) Made me feel like I was on this adventurous romp. I’m new to this group but see there are regular contributors to help me learn the world of Riv. Thank you.
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