Thanks for the insight Armand & Reginald!
I'm realizing based on the responses that my query (and poor attempt at whimsy) read like an indictment of U-brakes, which wasn't my intention. I was mostly curious about the different brake placement on two seemingly identical frames, which Armand helpfully clarified was due to the frames being from two different model years (as the subject line suggested, if only I'd been able to make the simple inference...)
For context, I still own an old u-braked Ritchey Outback, and rode an '87 MB2 with suntour rollercams for years. In my experience both provide stopping power aplenty and aren't any fussier to set up than most cantis. Chainstay placement isn't optimal for riding conditions involving any sort of mud/debris, but for the vast majority of trails and city riding, u-brakes work great (and make rear rack installation much simpler!).
Reginald, do you happen to have any photos of the roller cam setup on your MB-1? And apologies to Armand for all this thread drift on your FS post!
-Jake