Brett: please divulge for us the hermeneutics* of that unique chainstay protector, "Local Milk Person."
*A gasbag way of saying, "Please tell us what it means."
And speaking of cryptic or gnomic vehicle stickers, I fondly recall the 1990 Plymouth Voyager I owned years ago with exactly 142 stickers on it, of which my favorites were:
1. "Play an accordion, go to jail. It's the law." I have no idea what this means; someone gave it to me.
And:
2. "Igor and the Red Elvises: Kickass Rock 'n' Roll from Siberia." (They were actually a half-serious half-stage act Rockabilly group with a very eclectic menu and one or 2 good songs based in SoCal.)
(I had stripped all the interior cladding from the vehicle, including headliner and, in the back, 3rd row seats and rugs and all the plastic cladding -- carried 400 lb of gravel in it, once. My daughter liked to use Magic Markers to draw and write slogans on the bare interior steel.)
Patrick Moore, who just might one day buy a Clem, and who is entirely serious in thinking that the ~1989-1990 Chrysler minivans are a classic design.