Softball: Scandaless

[raymond...@gmail.com]

Dear People,

 

There will be a game at Codornices this Sunday at 11, and as of now there are two slots left. Two!

 

Please bring $5 for the field, which, for this week only, includes my personal pledge to work with both The East Bay Times and The National Requirer to catch and kill any potential story that could humiliate, debase or embarrass you given the salacious nature of your shocking acts . . . Raymond 510-845-7552 / 510-677-8860