Dear People,
There will be a game at Codornices this Sunday at 10:45 and as of now there are two slots left. Two!
Please note: There is a softball-hating youth group of unknown origin that has the field reserved at 1:00, which means you should get there no later than 10:45. And if you want to be guaranteed batting practice, get there by 10:30, because we will be starting the actual game no later than 10:54.08. Call me a whip-cracking temporal monster if you must.
Please bring $5 for the field, which, in fairness, is a small price to pay to feel so human, vital and kinesiologically splendacious . . . Raymond 510-845-7552 / cell 510-677-8860