Softball: Return to Chez Pretentious! (Plus: Start time 11:15 at the latest)

[raymond...@gmail.com]

Dear People

 

There will be a game at Codornices this Sunday at 11, and as of now, there are three slots left. Three!

 

Please bring $5 for the field, which, for this week only, includes a complimentary post-match Fall vegetable bagna cauda with Ross’s chicory salad and sherry vinaigrette, and no, I’m not throwing in that intriguing proper noun just so that I can later charge $50 more for a simple bagna cauda . . . Raymond 510-845-7552 / cell 510-677-8860 

 

PS: Some vasectomy-validating kid’s kickball team has the field reserved at 1:30, which means we need to start the game at 11:15 at the absolute latest. SO, if you want to be guaranteed to get in some batting practice, you should get there by 10:45. No exceptions, no excuses, and fine, call me a sociopathic martinet if you must.