Softball: All Kinds of Stuff, from Oaktown to Lyon
raymond...@gmail.com
Dear People,
There will be a game at Codornices this Sunday at 11, and as of now it’s already full. As always, please let me know ASAP if you committed and need to cancel, and if you still want in, feel free to get on the waitlist or contact me later for news of reopened slots.
Please bring $5 for the field, which, for this week only, includes a complimentary two-hour supply of my long-awaited and fully trademarked blend of ketamine, myrrh, Xanax, and weed, for all your nervous-nelly needs given these challenging times . . . Raymond 510-845-7552 / cell 510-677-8860
A Few Vital PSs:
1-As you know, this missive is strictly nonpartisan and always above the political fray by both design and temperament. So no, I’m not going to make a pitch for any particular demonstrations this Saturday just because they happen to be coming to a locale near you. Indeed, while we’re all aware that President Frump has some admittedly ‘divisive’ policies, I think we can still agree that he remains a timeless symbol of basic human decency.
#BarfPukeVomitAgain —Would be lovely to see you here:
https://www.mobilize.us/mobilize/event/901627/
2. Are you looking for a chance to improve your softball skills via regular batting practices and mini-games with like-minded softball-lovin’ folk?! Of course you are, and now you can join a burgeoning local group that does just that (assuming you know how to hop on whatsapp) . . .
https://chat.whatsapp.com/FUqjiCZ8sQv4bOnJzD4tFQ?mode=gi_t
And finally:
3-Are you looking for a way to improve your French either by Zoom lessons or actually staying in Lyon with a true native family hosted by a fab teacher named Marie who the great Paul Horsepool says is the best that there is?!
Bien sûr que tu veux ça, and now you can! . . .