Softball: The Most Inspiring Since Kissinger

[raymond...@gmail.com]

Dear People,

 

There will be a game at Bushrod Park this Sunday at 11, and as of now, there are four slots left. Four!

 

This will be our first game with both the new Four-Balls-is-a-Walk Rule and the amended Mercy Rule, which keeps the leading team with a normal three outs. Needless to say, anxiety and intrigue will be off the charts, and the international softball media will be there in droves and looking to pounce. 

 

Given all this brouhaha, I’ll be using the free publicity to present the Nobel Barf-Puke-Vomit Prize to a winner of unparalleled merit . . . Raymond 510-845-7552 / cell 510-677-8860