Softball: Your Official Chocolate Wabbit Sport

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Dear People

 

There will be a game at Codornices this Sunday at 11, and as of now there are, shamefully, six slots left. You’re therefore welcome to commit any of the mysterious non-community people you happen to know as long as they’re kind and play with a moderate level of inherent dignity, and yes, that includes your friends, nutso extended family, and embittered ex-lovers.

 

Also note: Depending on how much it rains between now and that morning, a few of you may be volunteered to do some hydraulic infield landscaping.

 

Finally: Please bring $5 for the field, which, for this week only, includes my long-awaited post-match Easter Day announcement as to who will be my Vice-Presidential running mate, with a heart-felt emphasis on why she is the best trillionaire divorcée for the grueling task at hand . . . Raymond 510-845-7552/ cell 510-677-8860