Pinch Hit #35

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Request 1 by Imkerin

Football RPF 

Kevin Großkreutz/Torsten Frings, Angela Merkel/Bastian Schweinsteiger, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang/Robert Lewandowski, Felix Passlack/Christian Pulisic, Jakub Błaszczykowski/Robert Lewandowski/Łukasz Piszczek, Fanfiction

General notes: Any rating is great, any kinks are fine, no career-ending injury or death please, I do like AUs but I prefer them to be AUs that still involve football somehow.

Mutti/Basti: I'm into anything from a quick romp after a NT game in "canon au" to a weird dystopian reverse-harem AU where Basti is her favorite.  The power and age differences are what I like most about this ship

Chelix: I like the mischeviousness, the mutual silliness, and the sense of endless future possibility.  Something happy, funny, lighthearted, optimistic, etc would be awesome here.  Maybe some kind of supernatural AU where they get themselves into and out of trouble, or just an everyday slice of life.

Piszczykowandowski: Anything poking through the somewhat fraught edges of any part of these relationships would be great. What went wrong between Kuba and Lewy so early on in BVB? How do they feel, circling each other, and at times almost getting along before something happens again? How does Lukasz fit into all of it, and how did it disrupt the balance between them now that only he is left in Dortmund?

Fringskreutz: Torsten texted Kevin until he gave in to get him to come to Darmstadt. This is incredible. Tell me everything. (Also, was Kehli mixed up in this somehow, maybe?) I am also sort of feeling a coffeeshop au with Fringser the sulky barista and Kevin the clueless full kit wanker customer who together start a shockingly successful 5 a side.

Aubalewy: Anything you can do I can do better/I can do anything better than you!

Request 2 by Imkerin

Sense8 (TV) 

Felix Brenner/Wolfgang Bogdanow, Sebastian Fuchs/Robert Lewandowski, Fanfiction

General notes: Any rating is great, any kinks are fine, no death please

Felix/Wolfie: Ok so, my dream Wolfgang rescue sequence is Felix doing it all on his lonesome, hauling Wolfie's unconscious body somewhere safe in reversal of the hospital scenes from 1st season, and then suddenly being surrounded by an angry, vengeful cluster and being extremely confused about everything. I am also way into growing up in Berlin stories, heist fic, Felix finds out about the cluster fic - anything that involves the friendship/loyalty between these two, I'll love. I like Kalagang too (or fuck, Kalarajanfelixgang, for that matter).

Fuchs/Lewy: So we were watching this episode and Felix was so horrified that maybe Fuchs was a Bayern fan and it was so funny that we went and looked up the match he was watching, which was Bayern/Atletico in the CL.  We promptly decided that Fuchs bribed Nando and Lewy as they're clearly the most mercenary on either team (especially after Manu went full bavarian wedding) and he bought out some of each, so. How did this work out? Maybe is Lewy a Sensate, too? Is he Actually satan/a crossroad demon/what have you and Fuchs is into an entirely different business deal than he thought he was in?

Request 3 by Imkerin

xXx (Movies) 

Neymar/Eugene Gibbons, Neymar/Xander Cage, Fanfiction

Please feel free to answer any of the many questions that this ridiculous movie raised, such as:

- Neymar thought he was there to join <i>the Avengers</i>??? <b>What?</b> How does that work?? Does he have a superpower, and if so what is it?

- Has Neymar ever <i>met</i> the Avengers?

- Why on earth did Gibbons think Neymar of all people would be a good murderspy?

- ...<i>is</i> he a good murderspy?

Also, I'm totally into the way he gave Xander the Look at the end and also the way he follows Gibbons around (and eats dinner with him).

Request 4 by Imkerin

World of Warcraft 

Vanessa VanCleef/Anduin Wrynn, Fanart, Fanfiction

Endless Defias apologia goes here

Request 5 by Imkerin

Crossover Fandom 

James Milner (Football RPF)/Jeremy Corbyn (Political RPF)/James Bond (James Bond), Fanfiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Js41BIwfXw

tl;dw: 

Prologue: "With uncertainty over the identity of the new Bond, we tested the claims of three LFC agents. Before their mission, we wanted to know what Sturridge, Allen, and Milner have in common with 007."

Milly: "I'm called James."

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