Marwadi-Jokes .. For a Change

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Marwadi: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Marwadi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de 
  


Marwadi on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Marwadi:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D 

 


Marwadi 14th floor se neche gira 
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
 


Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Marwadi ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Marwadi:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay:) 

 


Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Marwadi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .

 


Marwadi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya? 
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. 
Marwadi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha: 
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana. 
  
  
Marwadi ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga 
  
  
Titanic K Sath Marwadi Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha 
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? 
Marwadi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

 

 


 


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Richa Agarwal
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Near Shipra Mall
Indrapuram, Ghaziabad
Mob No. +91 9650844033

Richa Agarwal

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