A combination of Gregorian calendaring and orbital mechanics has decreed that this coming Thursday will be a First Thirstday. Accordingly, a First Thirstday hash will be celebrated! Due to illness and infirmity, the hare will be the idiot in charge of this hash, and the venue will be the Empress, on Thoday St.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Gw383SJZbLnsqC2T6 https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100061365980487 (a mere mile from the centre of town, and just over Mill Road bridge from civilization). Since it is now officially the Dark Season, come prepared with a torch and your best drinking-underwear.