Dear minions
There will be a Thursday this week. Remarkable news, to be sure, but THIS Thursday will be exceptional, because it is the first Thursday of 2024. Because you can't get more firstest than that, we shall convene for a First Thirstday hash at the Lion and Lamb (
https://www.lionandlambcambridge.co.uk/ ,
https://maps.app.goo.gl/7KcrNNJcNFGFAdy28 ) in the fair metropolis of Milton (a fair 3 miles away as the pterodactyl flies) , with the fair Crushy and/or the Responsible Adult as hare(s).
This will be our first ever hash in Milton, so please hash nicely, and resist the urge to steal the war-memorial, plant cannabis instead of daffodil-bulbs on the village green, or interfere with the village donkey - that way they might have us back. Most especially, please do your best not to turn up at Milton Country Park and and run two laps in the dark on total autopilot, because that would be blatant athleticism and DOWN WITH THAT SORT OF THING, Ted. And anyway the cafe won't be open.
See you