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We improve ourselves by victories over ourself. There must be contests, and you must win.
Edward Gibbon (1737 - 1794)
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
John Churton Collins
The conqueror and king in each of us is the Knower of truth. Let that Knower awaken in us and drive the horses of the mind, emotions, and physical body on the pathway which that king has chosen.
George S. Arundale
The price of greatness is responsibility.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
I don't want any "yes-men" around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)
A well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one.
Thomas Carlyle (1795 - 1881)
I have found you an argument; I am not obliged to find you an understanding.
James Boswell (1740 - 1795)
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
George F. Will (1941 - )
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> > > > By Bob Wombacher,Jr. www.lightverse.net
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> > > > 60+ poems AKA:Bashful Bob
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> >
> > "MEDICAL MAYHEM"
> > Found a hangnail on my pinky.
> > Insignificant, so dinky.
> > How to mend it? What to do,
> > Make it good again, like new?
> > Soon an answer came to me
> > From a "doctor" on TV.
> > Fifty bucks, a single ounce
> > Of medicine I can't pronounce.
> > One thing that was said for sure:
> > Side-effects just might occur:
> > Tooth disease like pyorrhea;
> > Dizziness, with diarrhea;
> > Ear wax, and resulting pain;
> > Lesions forming on my brain;
> > Trouble with my circulation;
> > Gas-attacks and constipation;
> > Monthly curses gone awry.
> > (Hold it, doctor; I'm a guy!)
> > When all was said, and all was done,
> > The treatment didn't seem like fun.
> > I guess I'll just ignore my dang nail,
> > And simply hang onto my hangnail.
> >
> >
> >
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> > > >
> > > > Next time you are in Page, Arizona, stay at
> > > Bashful
> > > > Bob’s Motel. (Yes, he really has
> one.)((And he
> > > says
> > > > he
> > > > is really busy, so thanks to all my readers
> who
> > > are
> > > > staying at his motel.)) I would like to go
> to
> > Page, but someone is always turning it.
> > > > (Near the GGGGGRRRrAAAaNNNnDDDd Canyon,
> don’t
> > fall in, it's a lllooonnnggg way down.)
> > > > www.bashfulbobsmotel.com
> > > > NEW LINK BELOW!
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> >
> >
> > Confucius Sayings...
> >
> > Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
>
> > Confucius
> >
> > Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two
> graves.
> >
> > Confucius
> >
> > Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
> > Confucius
> >
> > Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
> > Confucius
> >
> > He who will not economize will have to agonize.
> > Confucius
> >
> > I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I
> > understand.
> > Confucius
> > Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night
> without
> > moon and star.
> > Confucius
> >
> >
> > It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do
> not
> > stop.
> > Confucius
> >
> > Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry
> them
> > far apart.
> > Confucius
> >
> > Respect yourself and others will respect you.
> > Confucius
> >
> >
> > Study the past if you would define the future.
> > Confucius
> >
> > The superior man, when resting in safety, does not
> forget
> > that danger may come. When in a state of security he
> does
> > not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is
> orderly, he
> > does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his
> person is
> > not endangered, and his States and all their clans
> are
> > preserved.
> > Confucius
> >
> >
> > To be able under all circumstances to practice five
> things
> > constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are
> gravity,
> > generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and
> kindness.
> > Confucius
> >
> > To see what is right and not to do it is want of
> courage.
> > Confucius
> >
> > To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of
> courage
> > or of principle.
> > Confucius
> >
> > What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the
> small
> > man seeks is in others.
> > Confucius
> >
> > When anger rises, think of the consequences.
> > Confucius
> >
> > When we see men of a contrary character, we should
> turn
> > inwards and examine ourselves.
> > Confucius
> >
> > Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart.
> > Confucius
> >
> > They must often change who would be constant in
> happiness
> > or wisdom.
> > Confucius
> >
> > By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get
> to
> > be wide apart.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom
> > associated with true virtue.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > Have no friends not equal to yourself.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> > ]
> > He who exercises government by means of his virtue may
> be
> > compared to the north polar star, which keeps its
> place and
> > all the stars turn towards it.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult
> to
> > make his words good.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into
> the
> > mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the
> flesh,
> > are successful may be called intelligent indeed.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > I am not one who was born in the possession of
> knowledge; I
> > am one who is fond of antiquity, and earnest in
> seeking it
> > there.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > I have not seen a person who loved virtue, or one who
> hated
> > what was not virtuous. He who loved virtue would
> esteem
> > nothing above it.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he
> will
> > find sorrow near at hand.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty,
> and
> > applies it as sincerely to the love of the virtuous;
> if, in
> > serving his parents, he can exert his utmost strength;
> if,
> > in serving his prince, he can devote his life; if in
> his
> > intercourse with his friends, his words are sincere -
> > although men say that he has not learned, I will
> certainly
> > say that he has.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > Is virtue a thing remote? I wish to be virtuous, and
> lo!
> > Virtue is at hand.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > Learning without thought is labor lost; thought
> without
> > learning is perilous.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > Recompense injury with justice, and recompense
> kindness
> > with kindness.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > The cautious seldom err.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > The determined scholar and the man of virtue will not
> seek
> > to live at the expense of injuring their virtue. They
> will
> > even sacrifice their lives to preserve their virtue
> > complete.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are
> near
> > to virtue.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome
> his
> > first business, and success only a subsequent
> consideration.
> >
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > The man who in view of gain thinks of righteousness;
> who in
> > the view of danger is prepared to give up his life;
> and who
> > does not forget an old agreement however far back it
> extends
> > - such a man may be reckoned a complete man.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > The people may be made to follow a path of action, but
> they
> > may not be made to understand it.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> > The scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not
> fit to
> > be deemed a scholar.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > The superior man cannot be known in little matters,
> but he
> > may be entrusted with great concerns. The small man
> may not
> > be entrusted with great concerns, but he may be known
> in
> > little matters.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> > The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds
> in
> > his actions.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean
> man is
> > always full of distress.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > The superior man...does not set his mind either for
> > anything, or against anything; what is right he will
> follow.
> >
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > There are three things which the superior man guards
> > against. In youth...lust. When he is
> > strong...quarrelsomeness. When he is
> old...covetousness.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > Things that are done, it is needless to speak
> > about...things that are past, it is needless to blame.
>
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > To be able to practice five things everywhere under
> heaven
> > constitutes perfect virtue...[They are] gravity,
> generosity
> > of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> > Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I
> have
> > seen men die from treading on water and fire, but I
> have
> > never seen a man die from treading the course of
> virtue.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it
> will
> > have neighbors.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the
> mean
> > man seeks is in others.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> > What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to
> others.
> >
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > When a man's knowledge is sufficient to attain, and
> his
> > virtue is not sufficient to enable him to hold,
> whatever he
> > may have gained, he will lose again.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > When we see men of worth, we should think of equaling
> them;
> > when we see men of a contrary character, we should
> turn
> > inwards and examine ourselves.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> > When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and
> when
> > you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know
> it -
> > this is knowledge.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my
> bended
> > arm for a pillow - I have still joy in the midst of
> these
> > things. Riches and honors acquired by unrighteousness
> are to
> > me as a floating cloud.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> > Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety,
> it is
> > impossible for the character to be established.
> > Confucius, The Confucian Analects
> >
> >
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> >
> > Von Trapp's Law of Life. (Stolen from
> Murphy.)
> > "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong; whatever can't
> > happen, will happen; whatever should happen, won't
> > happen." I know happens to sound negitive, but try
> to
> > prove that this law dosn't work, especially if you
> have
> > negitive thoughts in your head. Gee, maybe I should
> stop
> > being so negitive!
> >
> > All of the (LOL) wonderful quotes said by J "Von"
> Trapp
> > himself are listed further down in this email! This
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> >
> > I was in Vegas with my wife in October. We went to
> the
> > Neil Sedaka show at the Orleans Hotel. I had the
> pleasure
> > of meeting him and having a few words out by the pool
> the
> > next day. What a nice man. He said, at the show
> that
> > last year he and his wife were in Bejing, China
> viewing the
> > Great Wall. His tour-bus driver told everyone he was
> going
> > to sing a song and proceeded to sing "Calander Girl"
> Neal
> > told him "he" wrote that somg. The tour-bus driver
> said
> > "No, Neal Sedaka wrote it." Neal said, "I am, Neal
> > Sedaka." The tour-bus driver said, "If you are Neal
> > Sedaka, I am Elvis Presley." True story. Supposidly
> (WHY
> > DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A SUPPOSITORY, DO THEY STORE
> SUPPOSSES
> > IN A SUPPOSITORY..
> >
> >
> >
> > GOOD RECIPIES BELOW, I JUST PRINT THEM SO I CAN LOOK
> AT
> > THEM WHEN I AM HUNGRY, OR WANT TO GET HUNGRY, BUT
> THAT'S NOT
> > HARD.
> >
> > IF ANYONE WANTS TO MAKE THESE RECIPIES AND E-MAIL THEM
> TO
> > ME, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT.
> >
> >
> >
> > Harvey Wallbanger Cake
> >
> > 1 Duncan Hines Orange Supreme Cake Mix (or Lemon
> > Supreme in a pinch)
> > 1 large Instant Vanilla Pudding
> > 1/4 cup vegetable oil
> > 4 eggs
> > 3/4 cup orange juice
> > 1/4 cup vodka
> > 1/4 cup Galliano
> >
> > Mix all ingredients together. Pour into well-greased
> > and floured 10-inch tube pan. Bake at 350 for 45-55
> > minutes. Allow to cool for 15 minutes then remove
> from
> > pan.
> >
> > Drizzle:
> >
> > 1 cup powdered sugar
> > 1/2 teaspoon vodka
> > 1/2 teaspoon orange juice
> > 1/2 teaspoon Galliano
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Blend ingredients together until smooth. Drizzle over
> > cake when cake has completely cooled.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Homemade Pizza in a Flash!
> >
> >
> > Several weeks ago you might recall I told you that I
> > can make delicious pizza in less time than it takes
> to
> > call up, place an order and have it delivered. It's a
> > lot cheaper, too! Judging by the stack of requests in
> > my mailbox, that column piqued your interest. Okay,
> > you asked for it ...
> >
> > QUICK PIZZA SAUCE
> >
> > 1 can (14.5 ounces) crushed tomatoes
> > 1 large garlic clove, minced or pressed through
> garlic
> > press
> > 1 tablespoon olive oil
> > Salt and ground black pepper
> >
> > Process tomatoes in work bowl of food processor
> fitted
> > with steel blade until smooth, about five 1-second
> > pulses. Heat garlic and oil in medium saucepan over
> > medium heat until garlic is sizzling, about 40
> seconds
> > (don't let it burn or it will turn bitter). Stir in
> > tomatoes; bring to simmer and cook, uncovered, until
> > sauce thickens enough to coat wooden spoon, about 15
> > minutes. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Yield:
> > About 1 1/2 cups sauce, which is more than enough for
> > two 12-inch pizzas.
> >
> > While the sauce is simmering, make the dough:
> >
> > FAST PIZZA DOUGH
> > Mix together:
> >
> > 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
> > 1 teaspoon salt
> > 1 package rapid rise yeast (2 1/4 teaspoons)
> >
> > Add:
> >
> > 1 cup warm water (125-130°F)
> > 2 tablespoons olive oil
> >
> > Preheat oven to 425 F. Mix to make soft dough. Knead
> > on flour-covered board 4-6 minutes, adding more flour
> > as necessary. Cover and let rest 10 minutes. Divide
> > dough in half to make two 12-inch rounds or use all
> of
> > it for one deep dish pizza in a 9 x 13-inch baking
> > pan. Using your fingers or a rolling pin, stretch or
> > roll the dough to your desired size.
> >
> > Top with pizza sauce (see above) or spaghetti sauce,
> > grated mozzarella cheese and toppings. Try fresh
> > veggies you have leftover or slices of pepperoni or
> > ham. Get creative, clean out the refrigerator. Bake
> > for 25 minutes for thick crust or as little as 5
> > minutes for a very thin crust, until crispy and
> > golden. Serves 4.
> >
> > Tip: You can turn your oven into a pizza oven. All
> you
> > need are unglazed terra cotta tiles from the home
> > improvement store. A single 12- or 16-inch tile works
> > well, or a series of 6-inch tiles to make the size
> you
> > need. Place your tile of choice on a rack which is at
> > the lowest position in the oven. My favorite tip for
> > making sure it does not stick to the stone is to use
> > parchment paper. I roll the dough onto the parchment
> > paper and then trim the paper with scissors so it is
> > just a tiny bit larger than the pizza. I slide the
> > paper and pizza right onto the stone. This makes the
> > crust very crisp. You will have the best results if
> > you allow the tile(s) to preheat at the hottest
> > setting for about 30 minutes while you're getting
> > everything ready, then reduce to 425 F for baking the
> > pizza.
> >
> > Crispy Light Belgian Waffles
> >
> >
> > 2 egg yolks
> > 5 tablespoons white sugar
> > 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
> > 1/2 cup butter, melted
> > 1 teaspoon salt
> > 2 3/4 cups self-rising flour
> > 2 cups warm milk
> > 2 egg whites
> >
> >
> > In a large bowl, beat together egg yolks and sugar.
> > Beat in vanilla extract, butter and salt. Alternately
> > mix in flour and milk, only until blended well. In a
> > separate bowl, beat egg whites until they have formed
> > soft peaks. Fold egg whites into batter and let stand
> > for 40 minutes. Spray preheated waffle iron with
> > non-stick cooking spray. Pour mix onto hot waffle
> > iron. Cook until golden brown and fluffy. Yield: 6
> > large waffles.
> > Hint: Store self-rising flour in the freezer to make
> > sure it remains fresh and active.
> >
> >
> >
> > Light and Crispy Chocolate Chip Cookies
> >
> >
> > 1 cup salted butter
> > 1 cup brown sugar
> > 1 cup white sugar
> > 2 eggs
> > 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
> > 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
> > 1 teaspoon baking soda
> > 1 teaspoon baking powder
> > 1/2 teaspoon salt
> > 2/3 cup white chocolate chips
> > 2/3 cup milk chocolate chips
> > 2/3 cup semisweet chocolate chips
> > 1/3 cup chopped walnuts
> > 1/3 cup chopped pecans
> > 1/3 cup chopped almonds
> >
> > Preheat the oven to 350F. In a medium bowl, cream
> > together the butter, brown sugar and white sugar. Mix
> > in the eggs and vanilla. Combine the flour, baking
> > soda, baking powder, and salt; add to butter mixture,
> > and stir until just blended. With a large wooden
> > spoon, stir in the white, milk, and semi-sweet
> > chocolate chips. Stir in the walnuts, pecans, and
> > almonds. Drop dough by heaping spoonfuls onto
> > ungreased cookie sheets. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes in
> > the preheated oven. Allow cookies to cool on the
> > baking sheet before transferring to wire racks to
> cool
> > completely. Yield: 4 dozen cookies. Per cookie:
> > Calories 146; Total fat 7.8g; cholesterol 20mg;
> sodium
> > 107mg; Total carbs 18.5g; Dietary fiber 0.5g; Protein
> > 1.6g.
> >
> > Old-Fashioned Strawberry Shortcake
> >
> >
> > Strawberries:
> > 3 pints fresh strawberries
> > 1/2 cup white sugar, or to taste
> >
> > Shortcake:
> > 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
> > 2 teaspoons baking powder
> > 1/2 cup white sugar
> > 1/4 teaspoon salt
> > 1/3 cup shortening or butter
> > 1 egg
> > 2/3 cup milk
> >
> > Whipped Cream:
> > 2 cups heavy cream, whipped
> > 3 tablespoons white sugar (optional)
> > 1 teaspoon vanilla (optional)
> >
> > Clean, hull and slice the strawberries. Toss with 1/2
> > cup white sugar and set aside.
> >
> > Preheat oven to 425 F. Grease and flour one 8-inch
> > round cake pan. In a medium bowl combine the flour,
> > baking powder, 1/2 cup white sugar and salt. Using a
> > pastry blender cut in the shortening or butter until
> > mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Make a well in the
> > center and add the beaten egg and milk. Stir with a
> > fork just until combined.
> >
> > Spread the batter into the prepared pan. Bake for 15
> > to 20 or until just barely golden brown. Remove from
> > the oven and allow to cool partially while in the pan
> > and sitting on a wire rack.
> >
> > Whip the heavy cream, and add sugar and vanilla, if
> > desired. Slice the still-warm cake in half
> > horizontally, making two layers. Place half of the
> > strawberries on one layer.
> >
> > Spread half the whipped cream over the strawberries
> > and top with the other cake layer. Top with remaining
> > strawberries and cover with whipped cream. Serves 9.
> >
> > My Favorite Quick Breads
> >
> >
> > If you could see me today, you'd notice a big smile
> on
> > my face. For years I've been searching for recipes
> for
> > my favorite quick breads and I have recently found
> not
> > one but for both Irish Soda Bread and Banana Bread.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Irish Soda Bread
> >
> >
> > This recipe for soda bread is in my opinion just
> > right. It is moist and just slightly sweet. The
> > addition of currants and caraway seed make this the
> > most authentic tasting soda bread I have found in my
> > search. It's so good, my search is over. This is a
> > keeper and I hope you agree.
> >
> > 4 cups all-purpose flour
> > 1 cup white sugar
> > 1 teaspoon baking soda
> > 2 teaspoons baking powder
> > 1/2 teaspoon salt
> > 3 eggs
> > 2 cups (16 ounces) sour cream
> > 2 tablespoons buttermilk
> > 1 cup currants
> > 1 teaspoon caraway seeds, or to taste
> >
> > Preheat oven to 325 F. Grease two 8x4 inch loaf pans.
> > Mix the flour, sugar, baking soda, baking powder and
> > salt. Add the eggs, sour cream, buttermilk, raisins
> > and caraway seeds. Mix until just combined. This will
> > be a very thick very lumpy batter. Distribute batter
> > evenly between the two pans. Bake loaves for 1 hour
> or
> > until nicely browned. Do not over bake. Best served
> > immediately with butter.
> >
> >
> > Banana Bread
> >
> >
> > What I love about this banana bread is the strong
> > taste of bananas and its dense, moist consistency.
> The
> > absence of nuts (go ahead and add nuts if you want)
> > gives the bananas a chance to shine without sharing
> > the stage. You may wish to double this recipe because
> > one loaf of this bread is going to disappear quickly!
> >
> > 2 cups all-purpose flour
> > 1 teaspoon baking soda
> > 1/4 teaspoon salt
> > 1/2 cup butter, at room temperature
> > 3/4 cup brown sugar, firmly packed
> > 2 eggs, beaten
> > 2 1/3 cups mashed overripe bananas (7 to 8 bananas)
> >
> > Preheat oven to 350 F. Lightly grease a 9x5 inch loaf
> > pan. In a large bowl, combine flour, baking soda and
> > salt. In a separate bowl, cream together butter and
> > brown sugar. Stir in eggs and mashed bananas until
> > well blended. Stir banana mixture into flour mixture;
> > stir just to moisten. The batter will be very thick
> > and lumpy. Pour batter into prepared loaf pan. Bake
> in
> > preheated oven for 60 to 65 minutes, until a
> toothpick
> > inserted into center of the loaf comes out clean. Let
> > bread cool in pan for 10 minutes then turn out onto a
> > wire rack. Best when served immediately with butter.
> >
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> > > > Chapter 1
> > > >
> > > > GET YOUR OLD BACK, BACK (Intro)
> > > > I CAN REMEMBER BACK WHEN MY BACK WAS NO
> PROBLEM,
> > > AH
> > > > TO
> > > > BE YOUNG AGAIN. THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED, I
> GOT
> > > > OLDER,
> > > > MY BACK GOT OLDER. NO ONE WANTS TO SPEND A
> DAY
> > OR
> > > > TWO
> > > > LYING ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN
> LAY IN
> > > BED
> > > > BECAUSE OF YOUR BACK PAIN.
> > > >
> > > > BELIEVE ME, I HAVE BEEN THERE AND IT WAS NO
> FUN.
> > I
> > > > HAVE BEEN TO DOCTORS AND CHIROPRACTORS AND
> > NOTHING
> > > > REALLY HELPED, EXCEPT THE DOCTORS TOLD ME
> TO
> > LOOSE
> > > > WEIGHT AROUND MY STOMACH AND THE
> CHIROPRACTORS
> > > SAID
> > > > KEEP COMING BACK 2 OR 3 TIME A WEEK AND
> THEY
> > WILL
> > > > ?SNAP? MY BACK, BACK INTO PLACE. TO BE
> PERFECTLY
> > > > HONEST I COULD AFFORD THE CHIROPRACTOR?S
> FEES,
> > BUT
> > > I
> > > > DON?T LIKE PAYING MONEY WHEN I DO NOT NEED
> TO.
> > > >
> > > > THEN I THOUGHT WHY NOT GET A NEW
> CHIROPRACTOR. I
> > > GOT
> > > > ONE, ME, MYSELF & I. AFTER MUCH
> SEARCHING,
> > I CAME
> > > > UPON A SET OF EXERCISES THAT HAS PUT MY
> BACK,
> > BACK
> > > > INTO PLACE. IT USED TO BE THAT IF I BENT
> OVER
> > > > WITHOUT
> > > > BENDING MY KNEES OR LIFTED SOMETHING HEAVY
> FOR
> > MY
> > > > WIFE, I NEVER LIFT ANYTHING HEAVY FOR
> MYSELF, I
> > > > STOOD
> > > > A VERY GOOD CHANCE OF THROWING MY BACK OUT.
> NOW,
> > > MY
> > > > BACK IS PRETTY STRONG, JUST FROM SOME
> SIMPLE
> > > > EXERCISES, AND I VERY RARELY HAVE ANY BACK
> PAIN.
> > I
> > > > CAN
> > > > REMEMBER SITTING AT MY COMPUTER TERMINAL,
> AND I
> > > > SUPPOSE, BENDING FORWARD, AND ALL OF A
> SUDDEN
> > > HAVING
> > > > A
> > > > TERRIBLE BACK ACHE. OK, HERE GOES, FOR
> LACK OF
> > A
> > > > BETTER NAME, I AM GOING TO CALL THESE THE
> LAZY
> > > MAN?S
> > > > (OR WOMAN?S) WAY TO A BETTER AND STRONGER
> BACK.
> > I
> > > > CALL
> > > > IT THE LAZY WAY BECAUSE, I USED TO HATE
> GETTING
> > > DOWN
> > > > ON THE FLOOR AND DOING MY MORNING
> EXERCISES.
> > WELL,
> > > > YOU
> > > > KNOW WHAT I DISCOVERED, YOU CAN DO THE
> EXERCISES
> > > > BEFORE YOU GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING,
> WHAT
> > > COULD
> > > > BE EASIER. SPEAKING OF GETTING OUT OF BED IN
> THE
> > > > MORNING, I USED TO BE REALLY STIFF IN THE
> > MORNING
> > > > AND
> > > > SUFFERED FROM ?MORNING BACKACHE?. WELL, NO
> MORE
> > > > BROTHER, OR SISTER, NOW MY BACK IS IN THE
> BEST
> > > SHAPE
> > > > IN YEARS AND ONLY FROM LESS THAN 5 MINUTES
> OF
> > > SIMPLE
> > > > EXERCISES A DAY. THESE CAN BE DONE AT HOME
> OR
> > > > ANYWHERE
> > > > YOU HAPPEN TO FIND YOURSELF, IN BED, OR ON
> THE
> > > > FLOOR.
> > > > (I HOPE YOU FIND YOURSELF OTHER PLACES
> TOO.)
> > > >
> > > > FIRST LETS TALK ABOUT THE BACK, I HAVE NO
> > MEDICAL
> > > > TRAINING BUT I KNOW THAT THE SPINE IS
> SUPPOSED
> > TO
> > > > BEND
> > > > FROM THE REAR INWARDS AT YOU LOWER BACK,
> THIS IS
> > > > CALLED THE LORDOSIS (IT IS AN ?S? SHAPE),
> AND
> > YOUR
> > > > BACK NEEDS THAT SHAPE OR YOU CAN HAVE
> PROBLEMS.
> > > TOO
> > > > MUCH SITTING WITHOUT PROPER BACK SUPPORT
> WHERE
> > THE
> > > > SPINE BENDS THE WRONG WAY AND TOO MUCH
> LEANING
> > > > FORWARD
> > > > THROWS THE PROPER S SHAPE OF THE SPINE OUT
> AND
> > CAN
> > > > LEAD TO BACK PROBLEMS. The exercises are in
> > > chapter
> > > > 2
> > > > & 3.
> > > >
> > > > Chapter 2
> > > >
> > > > OK here are the
> back
> > saving
> > > > exercises
> > > > that will make you a new person, with a
> stronger
> > > > PAIN
> > > > FREE back. These are simple and effective
> and
> > will
> > > > not
> > > > cause you any problems by doing them. But to
> be
> > > > covered I must ask that you check with your
> > doctor
> > > > and
> > > > ask their advice before trying any new
> exercise
> > > > program. If you should have any problems
> > > associated
> > > > with this exercise program, I cannot be in
> any
> > way
> > > > responsible and if you are just looking for
> > > someone
> > > > to
> > > > sue, please go somewhere else.
> > > >
> > > > That said, Here we go.
> > > > IF YOU ARE HAVING BACK PAIN:
> > > > Stop and ask yourself, what did I do to
> cause
> > > this,
> > > > and don?t do it again. (That was a pun, but
> I
> > > guess
> > > > there is some truth to it.) Second step, lay
> on
> > > the
> > > > floor or a hard surface. REST your back, lay
> on
> > > your
> > > > stomach, reach your hands straight ahead of
> your
> > > > body,
> > > > let you back rest for 5 minutes in this
> > position.
> > > > Then
> > > > after you back is rested, lift you head up
> and
> > > place
> > > > your elbows on the floor with your hands
> pulled
> > > > back,
> > > > so that you are arching your back bone,
> this
> > > should
> > > > FEEL GOOD, but if it doesn?t stop doing the
> > > > exercises
> > > > and call your doctor.
> > > >
> > > > Now while you have you back arched, if you
> had
> > > pain
> > > > in
> > > > your right or left lower back, it should
> begin
> > to
> > > > centralize into the center of your back.
> This is
> > > > GOOD,
> > > > It is leaving the affected area and
> centralizing
> > > in
> > > > the spine. Probably your back has gotten
> weak
> > and
> > > > needs to be strengthened. This is easy to
> do,
> > > just
> > > > rest your weight on you elbows while arching
> you
> > > > back.
> > > > Hold this position for 5 minutes, or for
> > > simplicity,
> > > > count to 60, 5 times, which is less than 5
> > minutes
> > > > but
> > > > seems to be adequate time. Now lower your
> self
> > and
> > > > move your hands under your shoulders flat on
> the
> > > > floor, bed or hard surface and do 10 to 15
> > > push-ups,
> > > > resting your weight on your knees and not
> > lifting
> > > > the
> > > > knees. And stretching your back low above
> the
> > hips
> > > > and
> > > > as high as you can arch it at the top of
> your
> > > > push-up.
> > > >
> > > > Now roll over on your back and pull your
> knees
> > to
> > > > your
> > > > chest for 1 minute or a count of 60, pull
> them
> > in
> > > > tight without straining your knees or your
> back.
> >
> > > At
> > > > this point the laying down portion is
> done.
> > Note
> > > > that
> > > > on your elbows and hands you have stretched
> your
> > > > back
> > > > into the alignment, but when you rollover
> to
> > your
> > > > back
> > > > and pull your knees to your chest you have
> > pulled
> > > > your
> > > > back out of the normal and proper position
> which
> > > is
> > > > an
> > > > inward arch from back to front at the lower
> > spine
> > > > and
> > > > outward at the upper spine. The proper
> alignment
> > > is
> > > > actually an ?S? shape.
> > > >
> > > > To put you back, back into position after
> > pulling
> > > > the
> > > > knees in to the chest, roll over to your
> side on
> > > the
> > > > floor or bed. Never get up by lifting you
> back
> > as
> > > > you
> > > > are laying on it, as this puts a terrible
> strain
> > > on
> > > > it
> > > > and could possibly result in pulled muscles
> or
> > > > tendons. From your side you can safely lift
> your
> > > > upper
> > > > body and get to your feet. Now comes the
> final
> > > > exercise. Stand straight and put both bands
> > behind
> > > > you
> > > > on your back, above your buttocks and bend
> your
> > > > upper
> > > > body back to just before you feel strain. Do
> not
> > > go
> > > > to
> > > > far back as you could pull something. Do 10
> or
> > 15
> > > > back
> > > > bends and you are done. The whole thing
> didn?t
> > > take
> > > > more than 5 or 10 minutes and if you had
> some
> > > lower
> > > > back pain it is gone or better.
> > > >
> > > > If you are not having any back pain at this
> time
> > > you
> > > > can dispense with the 1st exercise, which
> is
> > > resting
> > > > the back, lying on your stomach. If you have
> the
> > > > time
> > > > and inclination, it is good to do before
> the
> > other
> > > > exercises as it gives the back a refreshed
> > > starting
> > > > point for the other 3 exercises, and it is
> more
> > or
> > > > less mandatory if you are having lower back
> pain.
> >
> > > >
> > > > Chapter 3
> > > >
> > > > HOW TO GET YOUR OLD BACK, BACK OR YOUR
> MONEY
> > BACK
> > > > Once
> > > > you back is in good shape you only need to
> do
> > > these
> > > > exercises once a day or less, but if you are
> in
> > > pain
> > > > or distress, you may have to do them 5 or 10
> or
> > > more
> > > > times a day. I guarantee that these simple
> > > exercises
> > > > will work and your lower back pain will be
> gone,
> > > > possibly to return again another day if you
> are
> > > not
> > > > careful, but now you will know how to stop
> it
> > and
> > > > how
> > > > to keep it gone. There is a lot more that
> can be
> > > > written about your back and how it works,
> but
> > all
> > > > you
> > > > really need to know is that these exercises
> will
> > > > make
> > > > you a new person, as far as your back is
> > > concerned.
> > > > These exercises have been reviewed by a
> > > Chiropractic
> > > > Doctor and a Medical Doctor, and they have
> said
> > > they
> > > > should under no circumstances cause new or
> > further
> > > > pain or damage and can only help the BACK
> PAIN
> > > > SUFFERER.
> > > >
> > > > One final thought, the chair you sit on at
> the
> > > > office
> > > > all day could be a terrible villain to your
> > back.
> > > If
> > > > you sit for prolonged periods leaning
> forward
> > > > towards
> > > > a computer screen all day with your lower
> back
> > > bowed
> > > > out, you will have back pain, maybe not
> today or
> > > > next
> > > > year but in the years ahead. SOLUTION, have
> a
> > > pillow
> > > > or rolled up towel at the small or you back
> > > several
> > > > inches above your waist and lean back
> against
> > that
> > > > and
> > > > the chair back, do not hunch forward. I
> have
> > > gotten
> > > > computer back a few times which is very
> painful
> > > and
> > > > can lay you up for several days. If this
> > exercise
> > > > program helps you, please E-Mail me to let
> me
> > know
> > > > how
> > > > it has helped you, and feel free to pass
> the
> > > > exercises
> > > > on to your friends and associates, but
> please
> > ask
> > > > them
> > > > to E-Mail this Booklet to their entire
> address
> > > book
> > > > with a C.C. to me. I would like to see this
> > > booklet
> > > > sent all over the world, and I'll get my
> reward
> > > just
> > > > knowing I helped many people, I know it
> will
> > help
> > > > them
> > > > because, It has worked wonders for me.
> > > >
> > > > Good Luck and have a GOOD BACK?Get your old
> > back,
> > > > back
> > > > for good. Write me: : backma...@yahoo.com
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> > > > site: www.geocities.com/backman111111
>
> > Keep
> > > > those
> > > > cards & e-letters coming folks. JLT/jlt
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> > > > 7 Destructive Habits of Incompetent People
> > > > by: Michael Lee, CPA
> > > > WARNING! If you want to have a fantastic
> life,
> > > never
> > > > engage yourself in these 7 deadly habits
> that
> > > > incompetent people do.
> > > >
> > > > NUMBER 1 - They Think, Say, & Do
> Negative
> > Things.
> > > >
> > > > Yup. They see problems in every opportunity.
>
> > > > They complain that the sun is too hot. They
> > cursed
> > > > the
> > > > rain for ruining their plans for the day.
> They
> > > blame
> > > > the wind for ruining their hair.
> > > > They think that everyone is against them.
> They
> > see
> > > > the
> > > > problems but never the solutions.
> > > > Every little bit of difficulty is
> exaggerated to
> > > the
> > > > point of tragedy. They regard failures as
> > > > catastrophes. They become discouraged
> easily
> > > instead
> > > > of learning from their mistakes.
> > > > They never seem to move forward because
> they're
> > > > always
> > > > afraid to come out of their comfort zones.
> > > >
> > > > NUMBER 2 - They Act Before They Think.
> > > >
> > > > They move based on instinst or impulse. If
> they
> > > see
> > > > something they like, they buy at once
> without
> > any
> > > > second thought.
> > > > Then they see something better. They regret
> > &
> > > curse
> > > > for not able to take advantage of the
> bargain.
> > > > Then they spend & spend again until
> > nothing's
> > > left.
> > > > They don't think about the future. What
> they're
> > > > after
> > > > is the pleasure they will experience at
> present.
> > > > They don't think about the consequenses.
> Those
> > who
> > > > engage in unsafe sex, criminality, and the
> like
> > > are
> > > > included in this group.
> > > >
> > > > NUMBER 3 - They Talk Much More Than They
> Listen
> > > >
> > > > They want to be the star of the show. So
> they
> > > always
> > > > engage in talks that would make them
> heroes,
> > even
> > > to
> > > > the point of lying.
> > > > Oftentimes they are not aware that what
> they're
> > > > saying
> > > > is not sensible anymore.
> > > > When other people advise them, they close
> their
> > > ears
> > > > because they're too proud to admit their
> > mistakes.
> > >
> > > > In their mind they're always correct. They
> > reject
> > > > suggestions because that will make them
> feel
> > > > inferior.
> > > >
> > > > NUMBER 4 - They Give Up Easily
> > > >
> > > > Successful people treat failures as
> stepping
> > > stones
> > > > to
> > > > success.
> > > > Incompetent ones call it quits upon
> recognizing
> > > the
> > > > first signs of failure.
> > > > At first, they may be excited to start an
> > > endeavor.
> > > > But then they lose interest fairly quickly,
> > > > especially
> > > > when they encounter errors.
> > > > Then they go & search for a new one.
> Same
> > story &
> > > > same
> > > > results. Incompetent people don't have the
> > > > persistence
> > > > to go on and fulfill their dreams.
> > > >
> > > > NUMBER 5 - They Try to Bring Others Down To
> > Their
> > > > Level
> > > >
> > > > Incompetent people envy other successful
> > > > individuals.
> > > > Instead of working hard to be like them,
> these
> > > > incompetent ones spread rumors and try
> every
> > dirty
> > > > trick to bring them down.
> > > > They could've asked these successful ones
> > nicely.
> > > > But
> > > > no, they're too proud. They don't want to
> ask
> > > > advise.
> > > > Moreover, they're too negative to
> accomplish
> > > > anything.
> > > >
> > > > NUMBER 6 - They Waste Their Time
> > > >
> > > > They don't know what to do next. They may
> just
> > be
> > > > contented on eating, getting drunk, watching
> TV,
> > > or
> > > > worse, staring at the blank wall with no
> > thoughts
> > > > whatsoever to improve their lives.
> > > > It's perfectly fine to enjoy once in a
> while.
> > But
> > > > time
> > > > should be managed efficiently in order to
> > succeed.
> > > > There should be a proper balance between
> work
> > &
> > > > pleasure.
> > > >
> > > > NUMBER 7 - They Take the Easy Way Out
> > > >
> > > > If there are two roads to choose from,
> > incompetent
> > > > people would choose the wider road with
> less
> > > rewards
> > > > than the narrower road with much better
> rewards
> > at
> > > > the
> > > > end.
> > > > They don't want any suffering or hardship.
> They
> > > want
> > > > a
> > > > good life.
> > > > What these people don't know is that what
> you
> > reap
> > > > is
> > > > what you sow. Efforts & action will not
> go
> > > > unnoticed.
> > > > If only they would be willing to sacrifice
> a
> > > little,
> > > > they would be much better off.
> > > > Successful people made it through trials
> &
> > error.
> > > > They
> > > > never give up. They are willing to do
> everything
> > > > necessary to achieve what they aspire for
> in
> > life.
> > > >
> > > > *****
> > > > About the Author:
> > > >
> > > > Michael Lee is the author of "How To Be A
> Red
> > Hot
> > > > Persuasion Wizard...In 20 Days Or Less," an
> > ebook
> > > > designed to easily seduce others, fully
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> > QUOTES BY J "VON" TRAPP
> >
> > ...Laws...Most laws are born from bad manners.
> > J Von Trapp 2007
> >
> > > > Absolute...The only absolute is a vodka,
> > > everything
> > > > else is a maybe.J von Trapp 2003
> > > > Abundance...We, the unwilling,led by the
> > > > unknowing,are
> > > > doing the impossiblefor the ungrateful.We
> have
> > > done
> > > > so
> > > > much,for so long,with so little,we are now
> > > > qualifiedto
> > > > do anythingwith nothing.J Von Trapp
> > > > ACCEPTANCE... MAN IS THE ONLY CREATURE THAT
> > > REFUSES
> > > > TO
> > > > BE WHAT HE IS.J Von Trapp
> > > > ACCURATE THINKING...YOU ARE WHAT YOU THINK.J
> Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > Action...You cannot plough a field by
> turning it
> > > > over
> > > > in your mind.J Von Trapp
> > > > Advise not given is often the best advise.J
> Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > AGREE...I HAVE NEVER LEARNED ANY THING FROM
> ANY
> > > > PERSON
> > > > WHO AGREED WITH ME.J Von Trapp
> > > > AIM...A PERSON WHO AIMS AT NOTHING IS SURE
> TO
> > HIT
> > > > HIS
> > > > MARK.J Von Trapp.
> > > > Anger...A MAN IS ABOUT AS BIG AS THE THINGS
> THAT
> > > > MAKE
> > > > HIM MAD.J Von Trapp
> > > > ARGUMENT...SILENCE IS ONE OF THE HARDEST
> > ARGUMENTS
> > > > TO
> > > > REFUTE.J Von Trapp
> > > > ASKING...HE WHO IS AFRAID OF ASKING IS
> AFRAID OF
> > > > LEARNING.J Von Trapp
> > > > ATTORNEYS...US HAS 3% OF WORLD POPULATION
> AND
> > 70%
> > > OF
> > > > ATTNYS. US FILES 93% OF LAWSUITS IN THE
> > WORLD.
> > > > JAPAN
> > > > HAS18 ENGINEERS TO 1 ATTNY. US HAS 25 ATTNY.
> TO
> > 1
> > > > ENGINEER.J Von Trapp
> > > > Bad...When you think that everything's bad,
> > > > remember,
> > > > it could beworse.J Von Trapp
> > > > Beauty...You don't love a woman because she
> is
> > > > beautiful, but she is beautifulbecause you
> love
> > > > her.J
> > > > Von Trapp
> > > > BIG SHOTS ARE ONLY LITTLE SHOTS WHO KEPT
> > > SHOOTING.J
> > > > Von Trapp
> > > > BLESSED IS HE WHO EXPECTS NOTHING, FOR HE
> SHALL
> > > > NEVER
> > > > BE DISAPPOINTED.J Von Trapp
> > > > BLIND DATE...HOW WAS YOUR BLIND DATE,
> "WELL,
> > WHEN
> > > I
> > > > ASKED HER NAME SHE SAID 'ARF'". But when
> she
> > > > lifted
> > > > her leg & pee'd on the firehydrant, I
> knew I
> > was
> > > in
> > > > trouble.J Von Trapp
> > > > BLOCKS...SPEAKING OF STUMBLING BLOCKS, HAVE
> YOU
> > > > LOOKED
> > > > AT YOURSELF LATELY...J Von Trapp
> > > > BLOCKS...THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
> STUMBLING
> > > > BLOCKS
> > > > AND STEPPING STONES IS HOW YOU USE THEM.J
> Von
> > > Trapp
> > > > BOAST...THE MAN WITH A RIGHT TO BOAST,
> DOSN'T
> > HAVE
> > > > TO.J Von Trapp
> > > > BOASTING... THE FELLOW WHO TALKS ABOUT HIS
> > > > INFERIORS,
> > > > USUSLLY DOSN'T HAVE ANY.J Von Trapp
> > > > BOOZE...DON'T BATTLE YOUR WAY TO THE TOP,
> THEN
> > > > BOTTLE
> > > > YOUR WAY TO THE BOTTOM.J Von Trapp
> > > > BORE...I ONCE MET A BORE, BUT LUCKILY I FELL
>
> > > > ASLEEP,
> > > > AND WHEN I AWOKE I NEVER SAW THEM AGAIN.J
> von
> > > Trapp
> > > > 12-96
> > > > BOSS...THE BOSS IS THE MAN WHO IS LATE WHEN
> YOU
> > > ARE
> > > > EARLY AND EARLY WHEN YOU ARE LATE.J Von
> Trapp
> > > > BRAG...THE GUY WHO BRAGS HE HAS A HEAD ON
> HIS
> > > > SHOULDERS SOMETIMES HAS A "POINT" THERE.J
> Von
> > > Trapp
> > > > Breath...Life is not measured by how
> manybreaths
> > > we
> > > > take...but what takesour breath awayJ Von
> Trapp
> > > > BUSINESS NEVER COMES UNLESS YOU GO AFTER
> IT.J
> > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > BUSINESS...THE PERSON WHO KNOWS THEIR
> BUSINESS,
> > > GETS
> > > > THE BUSINESS.J Von Trapp
> > > > Busy is best, when you want to beat the
> rest.
> > Rest
> > > > is
> > > > best when your best is beat.J von Trapp
> 2001
> > > > CAUTION...THE CAUTIOUS SELDOM
> ERE.CONFUCIUS(THE
> > > > TIMID
> > > > SELDOM BARE.)(J VON TRAPP)
> > > > Change never hurt anyone except when it was
> > thrown
> > > > from theEmpire State Building.J Von Trapp
> > > > Change...Don't confuse change with
> progress.J
> > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > Change...If you can't change a situation,
> change
> > > > yourself.J Von Trapp
> > > > CHANGE...ONLY THE WISEST AND STUPIDEST
> PEOPLE
> > > NEVER
> > > > CHANGE.J Von Trapp
> > > > Cheat...A cheater who can be cheated by a
> bigger
> > > > cheater is not such a cheater as the cheater
> who
> > > > cheats cheaters while cheating other
> cheaters,
> > for
> > > > you
> > > > will soon be cheated of other cheaters,
> cheating
> > > > you.J
> > > > von Trapp 11-03
> > > > CHILDREN USED TO ASK WHERE THEY CAME FROM,
> NOW
> > > THEY
> > > > TELL YOU YOU WHERE TO GO.J Von Trapp
> > > > Commit...If you commit to do less, you can
> > deliver
> > > > more.J von Trapp 2003
> > > > Complain...THE WORST WHEEL OF THE CART,
> MAKES
> > THE
> > > > MOST
> > > > NOISE.J Von Trapp
> > > > COMPUTER PROGRAMERS WHO CARRY SCREWDRIVERS
> ARE
> > TO
> > > BE
> > > > FEARED.J Von Trapp
> > > > COMPUTER...IF YOU CAN'T BEAT YOUR COMPUTER
> AT
> > > CHESS,
> > > > TRY KICK BOXING.J Von Trapp
> > > > Computer...When you get to the pointwhere
> you
> > > really
> > > > understandyour computer, it's
> probablyobsolete.J
> > > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > CONCEIT IS AN ODD DESEASE. IT MAKES
> EVERYONE
> > SICK
> > > > EXCEPT FOR THE PERSON WHO HAS IT.J Von
> Trapp
> > > > Conscience...A clear conscience is most
> often a
> > > sign
> > > > of a bad memory.J Von Trapp
> > > > COOPERATION...HARMONIOUS COOPERATION IS A
> > > PRICELESS
> > > > ASSET THAT YOU CAN ACQUIRE IN PROPORTION TO
> YOUR
> > > > GIVING.J Von Trapp
> > > > Cost...It doesn't cost anything to be nice,
> but
> > it
> > > > costs a lot when you're not.J Von Trapp
> > > > Cost...THE THING THAT COSTS THE LEAST, AND
> DOES
> > > THE
> > > > MOST, IS A PLEASANT SMILE.J Von Trapp
> > > > Count...Anyone can count the seeds in an
> > apple.No
> > > > one
> > > > can count the apples in a seed. J Von Trapp
> > > > Creation...If you view a pile of junk as a
> new
> > > > invention, when does it become a real
> invention,
> > > you
> > > > created it in you mind, and your mind can
> > control
> > > > your
> > > > actions, and the actions of others to create
> it.
> >
> > > > Does
> > > > this mean you can create a physical thing
> with
> > > just
> > > > mental thought, and no action on "your"
> part.J
> > von
> > > > Trapp 2003
> > > > CRIME...THEY SAY CRIME DOSN'T PAY BUT IF
> YOUR
> > NOT
> > > > CAUGHT IT CAN BE VERY REWARDING.Just a Joke,
> I
> > am
> > > > sure.)J Von Trapp 12-96
> > > > Danger...When danger rears it's ugly head,
> one
> > > > should
> > > > behead it or be disinheaded themselves.J
> von
> > Trapp
> > > > 2003
> > > > Day...Why would "I" have a BAD day, for
> that
> > > matter,
> > > > what is a bad day, for that matter, what is
> a
> > good
> > > > day, in fact what is a day but a bunch of
> hours,
> > a
> > > > flock of minutes, a herd of seconds, and a
> bunch
> > > of
> > > > nonsence.J von Trapp2003
> > > > Death and taxes may be certain, but we
> don't
> > have
> > > to
> > > > die every year.J Von Trapp
> > > > Death...When you die, do you know you die,
> or do
> > > you
> > > > just think that once you must have lived.J
> von
> > > > Trapp2003
> > > > Death...Why do people have to die? I
> guess
> > your
> > > > body
> > > > would fall apart if you didn't. What
> happens
> > when
> > > > you
> > > > die, do you got to Heaven or Hell, or back
> on
> > the
> > > > celestial shag heap to be made into someone
> or
> > > > something else. Do we each have a mind or is
> at
> > > all
> > > > one mind, do we have an identity or are we
> just
> > > part
> > > > of all that there is, and we keep
> formulating
> > and
> > > > evolving into?J Von T.
> > > > Desire...Two things only the people
> actually
> > > desire:
> > > > bread and circuses.J Von Trapp
> > > > Destiny...Choice, not chance, determines
> > destiny.J
> > > > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > Diffuculty...The difficulties we experience
> > always
> > > > illuminate the lessons we need most.J Von
> Trapp
> > > > DIRECTION...TO GET ANYWHERE, HEAD FOR
> SOMEWHERE,
> > > OR
> > > > YOU WILL GET NOWHERE.J Von Trapp
> > > > DOG...A DOG IS THE ONLY LOVE YOU CAN BUY...J
> Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > Dog...A Hungrey dog will eat shit and shit,
> shit
> > > > that's been shitted, and thats pretty damn
> > > shitty.J
> > > > von Trapp ????
> > > > Dream as if you were to live forever, Live
> as if
> > > you
> > > > will dietomorrowJ Von Trapp
> > > > Dream...When you dream alone, with your
> eyes
> > shut,
> > > > asleep, that dream isan illusion. But when
> we
> > > dream
> > > > together, sharing the same dream, awake
> andwith
> > > our
> > > > eyes wide open, then that dream becomes
> > reality!J
> > > > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > DREAMS...A LUNITIC DREAMS HE IS AT HOME
> SLEEPING
> > > IN
> > > > HIS BED WHILE HE IS AWAKE AND DOING WEIRD
> > THINGS.
> > > > SANE
> > > > PEOPLE DO THE OPPOSIT.J Von Trapp 12-96
> > > > Drunkard...A drunkard is like a whiskey
> > bottle;all
> > > > neck and belly and no head.J Von Trapp
> > > > Dumb...If you had a dollar for every dumb
> thing
> > > you
> > > > have done, would you be rich.J von Trapp
> 2003
> > > > DUMB...WHEN DUMB PEOPLE ACT SMART, THEY
> AREN'T
> > > VERY
> > > > GOOD ACTORS.J von Trapp, 1998
> > > > EARLY TO BED AND EARLY TO RISE...AND YOU'LL
> MAKE
> > > > ENOUGHT CASH TO DO OTHERWISE.J Von Trapp
> > > > EMPLOYMENT...NO MATTER WHOSE PAYROLL YOU ARE
> ON,
> > > YOU
> > > > ARE WORKING FOR YOURSELF.J Von Trapp
> > > > Employment...NO ONE CAN BE PAID ENOUGH MONEY
> TO
> > BE
> > > > MADE UNCOMFORTABLE AND UNHAPPY BY HIS
> EMPLOYER.J
> > > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > ENEMY...AN UNSUCCESSFUL MAN SAYS, "I HAVE
> MET
> > THE
> > > > ENEMY AND IT IS ME."J Von Trapp
> > > > ENERGY...LIVE WIRES DON'T GET STEPPED ON.J
> Von
> > > Trapp
> > > > EXAMPLE...GOOD EXAMPLES HAVE TWICE THE VALUE
> OF
> > > GOOD
> > > > ADVICE.J Von Trapp
> > > > Excuses...Ninety-nine percent of the
> failures
> > come
> > > > from people who have the habit of making
> > excuses.J
> > > > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > Existance...All may not be what you see or
> what
> > > > seems,
> > > > but maybe a dream within a dream.Edgar
> Allen
> > > > PoeMaybe
> > > > your senses are only "seeing" what you are
> > > > imagining,
> > > > and there is no matter or substance, and
> maybe
> > not
> > > > even any other beings, but those you
> > imagine. "I
> > > > think, therefore I am." "I dream, therefore
> you
> > > > are."
> > > > "We imagine, therefore we all are."J Von
> Trapp
> > > > EXPERIENCE...PAST EXPERIENCE SHOULD BE A
> GUID
> > > POST,
> > > > NOT A HITCHING POST.J Von Trapp
> > > > FAILURE...IT IS BETTER TO TRY AND FAIL, THAN
> TRY
> > > > NOTHING AND SUCCEED IN NOTHING.J Von Trapp
> > > > Fair... If all is fair in love and war then
> > > nothing
> > > > is
> > > > fair in love and marriage.J von
> Trapp11-2003
> > > > FAMILY...THE RICH NEVER HAVE TO SEEK OUT
> THEIR
> > > > FAMILY.J Von Trapp
> > > > FAT...A FAT MAN IS USUALLY A PIG, BUT A PIG
> IS
> > NOT
> > > > USUALLY A FAT MAN.J Von Trapp 9-97
> > > > Fear...You are what you fear if you fear
> what
> > you
> > > > are,
> > > > you are to be feared if you have no fear of
> what
> > > you
> > > > will be.J von Trapp 11-03
> > > > FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU, FOOL ME TWICE,
> SHAME
> > > ON
> > > > ME.J Von Trapp(Maybe from the GREAT
> IMPOSTER
> > > movie.)
> > > > Fool... Everybody is a fool in somebody's
> > opinionJ
> > > > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > FOOL...A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON
> MARRIED.J
> > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > Fool...I have never met a dumb fool, just a
> lot
> > of
> > > > fools who were dumb. And the dumbest
> fools
> > were
> > > to
> > > > dumb to fool me you dummy.J von Trapp2003
> > > > FOOL...TIS BETTER TO BE SILENT AND THOUGHT
> A
> > FOOL,
> > > > THAN TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL
> DOUBT.J
> > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > Fool...What a fool does in the end, the wise
> man
> > > > does
> > > > in the beginning.J Von Trapp
> > > > Foolish...A foolish man may be known by six
> > > things:
> > > > Anger without cause,speech without profit,
> > change
> > > > without progress, inquiry withoutobject,
> putting
> > > > trust
> > > > in a stranger, and mistaking foes for
> friends.J
> > > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > FORTUNE IS NOT ON THE SIDE OF THE
> > > "FAINT-HEARTED".J
> > > > Von Trapp
> > > > Forward...There are many ways to go forward,
> but
> > > to
> > > > go
> > > > forward in reverse is to go backward in
> > forward.J
> > > > Von
> > > > Trapp 2005
> > > > Frog...If you have a frog in your thoat,
> you
> > ought
> > > > to
> > > > go croak under a cloak.J Von Trapp**2005
> > > > FUTURE...TAKE AN INTREST IN YOUR FUTURE ---
> > THATS
> > > > WHERE YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.J
> Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > Future...The best way to predict your future
> is
> > to
> > > > create it.J Von Trapp
> > > > GAMBLING IS ONE SURE WAY TO GET NOTHING
> FROM
> > > > SOMETHING.J Von Trapp
> > > > Genius...Show me a genius with no money
> &
> > I'll
> > > show
> > > > you a poor money maker with lots of brains.J
> von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > 11-03
> > > > Good is the hardest virtue and hard is the
> > goodest
> > > > virtue.J Von Trapp 2005
> > > > GOSSIP...GREAT MINDS DISCUSS
> IDEAS...AVERAGE
> > MINDS
> > > > DISCUSS EVENTS...LITTLE MINDS DISCUSS
> PEOPLE.J
> > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > Habit...If a nun dropped her habit, would it
> be
> > > hard
> > > > to break.J von Trapp2003
> > > > HABITS...IT IS EASIER TO PREVENT BAD HABITS
> THAN
> > > TO
> > > > BREAK THEM.J Von Trapp
> > > > Happieness...When life seems just a dreary
> > grind;
> > > > and
> > > > things seem fated toannoy; say something
> nice to
> > > > someone else and watch the world light
> upwith
> > > joy.J
> > > > Von Trapp
> > > > Happiness is not having what you want. It's
> > > wanting
> > > > what you have.J Von Trapp
> > > > Happiness will never come to those who fail
> to
> > > > appreciate whatthey already have.J Von
> Trapp
> > > > HAPPINESS...FOCUS NOT ON WHAT YOU DON'T
> HAVE,
> > BUT
> > > > WHAT
> > > > YOU DO, YOU WILL THEN ALWAYS BE HAPPY.J Von
> > Trapp
> > > > Happiness...If you follow your dreams you
> will
> > > find
> > > > success, if you follow yourheart you will
> find
> > > > happiness"J Von Trapp
> > > > HAPPINESS...SOME CAUSE HAPPIENESS WHEREVER
> THEY
> > > GO,
> > > > SOME WHENEVER THEY GO.J Von Trapp
> > > > Happy...Never miss an opportunity to make
> others
> > > > happy, even if youhave to leave them alone
> in
> > > order
> > > > to
> > > > do it.J Von Trapp
> > > > Having...You can't get before you have, and
> you
> > > > can't
> > > > have before you get, there must be an
> easier
> > way.J
> > > > von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > Health...If I knew I'd live so long, I'd
> have
> > > taken
> > > > better care of myself.J Von Trapp
> > > > Heart...You, can't beat your heart, but
> your
> > heart
> > > > can
> > > > beat you.J von Trapp 2003
> > > > HOPE...DON'T HOPE FOR THE BEST...(Hippity)
> HOP
> > FOR
> > > > IT.J Von Trapp
> > > > Impossible is an opinion NOT a factJ Von
> Trapp
> > > > Insult... Never insult the alligator till
> after
> > > > you've
> > > > crossed the river.J Von Trapp
> > > > Joke...Don't make jokes and wisecracks, too
> > often,
> > > > or
> > > > you will often be the joke.J Von Trapp
> 20010808
> > > > KEY...WHY IS IT THE LAST KEY ON THE RING
> USUALLY
> > > > OPENS
> > > > THE LOCK.J Von Trapp
> > > > Kindness...No act of kindness, no matter
> how
> > > small,
> > > > is
> > > > ever wasted.J Von Trapp
> > > > Know...If you don't know diddly doo about
> piddly
> > > > poo,
> > > > watch where you step, after someones piddled
> and
> > > > poodled.J von Trapp 2003
> > > > Late...Better to soon than too late, but
> better
> > to
> > > > late, than be one of three wooden crosses at
> the
> > > > side
> > > > of the road.J von Trapp 2003 xxx (Thanks to
> > Randy
> > > > Travis' song about 3 Wooden Crosses.)
> > > > Laugh... If you know you're going to look
> back
> > on
> > > > today and laugh, you might as well laugh
> now.J
> > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > LAZY...IF YOU THINK THE WORLD OWES YOU A
> LIVING,
> > > YOU
> > > > ARE PROBABLY TOO LAZY TO COLLECT IT.J Von
> Trapp
> > > > Life is too short to be looking down on
> your
> > > > children.
> > > > Pretty soon they will be looking down on
> you,
> > if
> > > > they're not already.J Von Trapp-2001
> > > > Life..If life is not worth living, is death
> > worth
> > > > dying, for to die of living is to live of
> > dying.J
> > > > von
> > > > Trapp11-2003
> > > > Love...If a lover has loved and lost, what
> has
> > he
> > > > lost? If a looser has won and loved, what
> has
> > he
> > > > won?
> > > > If a lover is loosed, what will he lovedJ
> von
> > > > Trapp11-2003
> > > > Love...When you loose love, what is left.
> If
> > you
> > > > left
> > > > your love would they have a black eye, and
> would
> > > it
> > > > be
> > > > right or would it be wrong to leave with
> what's
> > > > left.J
> > > > von Trapp 2003 xxx
> > > > Madness...The maddest mad man is not as mad
> as
> > the
> > > > maddest Mam who is mad at her man, for not
> > manning
> > > > is
> > > > manhood.J von Trapp 11-03
> > > > MARRIAGE...BOYS! DON'T WASTE YOUR LIFE
> BEING
> > > > MARRIED,
> > > > LET SOME GIRL WASTE HER LIFE WAITING FOR YOU
> TO
> > > > MARRY
> > > > THEM.J von Trapp (Just a joke, dear.)1998
> > > > Mean...If you are mean to my knee and mean
> to
> > be,
> > > > are
> > > > you a mean meannie who means to be mean to
> me
> > &
> > > my
> > > > knee.J von Trapp 2003 xxx
> > > > Mind...A mind can make money, but can money
> make
> > a
> > > > mind.J von Trapp 2003
> > > > MIND...IF YOU'VE MADE UP YOUR MIND THAT YOU
> > CAN'T
> > > DO
> > > > SOMETHING, YOU'RE ABSOLUTLY RIGHT.J Von
> Trapp
> > > > Mind...Never go to far into your mind - it's
> a
> > > > dangerous neighborhood.J Von Trapp
> > > > Minds...Some minds are like concrete,
> thoroughly
> > > > mixed
> > > > up and permanently set.J Von Trapp
> > > > MISERY LOVES COMPANY MEANS MISERABLE PEOPLE
> MAKE
> > > > OTHER
> > > > PEOPLE MISERABLE SO THEY WILL HAVE COMPANY.J
> Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > Mistake...Killing an girl cow is a
> MisSteak.J
> > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > Mistakes are made to be made, if you havn't
> made
> > > > one,
> > > > what "have" you made, or havn't you made
> > > anything.J
> > > > von Trapp11-2003
> > > > MISTAKES...SHOW ME A MAN WHO MAKES NO
> MISTAKES,
> > > AND
> > > > I
> > > > WILL SHOW YOU A MAN WHO DOSN'T DO ANYTHING.J
> Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPIENESS BUT IT SURE
> CAN
> > RENT
> > > > SOME
> > > > FUN.(Just a joke dear.)J von Trapp 12-96
> > > > Money gives you the freedom to wish you had
> more.
> >
> > > > Wishing for more often leads to having
> less.J
> > von
> > > > Trapp11-2003
> > > > MONEY...A MILLION DOLLARS MAY BE HONESTLY
> > GOTTEN
> > > BY
> > > > SAVING $500 EVERY WEEK FOR 40 YEARS.J
> Von
> > Trapp
> > > > Money...If I had any real money, would I be
> rich.
> >
> > > > After all money is just an intrinsic symbol
> of
> > > > value,
> > > > that at it's core has no value. A lot of
> rich
> > > > people
> > > > have no value and a lot of poor people have
> > great
> > > > value.J von Trapp 11-03
> > > > MONEY...MAN DOES NOT LIVE BY BREAD
> ALONE,DOUGH
> > > PLAYS
> > > > A
> > > > VERY IMPORTANT PART.J Von Trapp
> > > > Money...Never earn your money before you
> spend
> > it,
> > > > that way you can file bankruptcy and make
> > someone
> > > > else
> > > > pay.J von Trapp 2004
> > > > MONEY...YOUR MOST PROFITABLE MONEY-MAKING
> DEVICE
> > > IS
> > > > LOCATED IN THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD. "Not your
> > hat!!"J
> > > > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > MOTIVATION...IF YOU GO FAST YOU MIGHT STUB
> YOUR
> > > TOE,
> > > > BUT YOU MIGHT ALSO GET SOMEWHERE.J VON
> TRAPP
> > > > Place...If you need a new place, maybe the
> place
> > > you
> > > > are in is better, but old places aren't too
> good
> > > > either. Just don't get replaced by a new
> place
> > if
> > > > your old place is placed in a better place
> than
> > > your
> > > > new place.J von Trapp 2003 xxx
> > > > Rain...If it rains on the other side of the
> > world
> > > &
> > > > I'm not there, is it really raining, or is
> in
> > > > raining
> > > > only in the minds of the people you see it,
> hear
> > > it
> > > > or
> > > > take a bath in it.J von Trapp 2003 xxx
> > > > Results...It is not always the most active
> > person
> > > > who
> > > > gets the best results.J von Trapp
> > > > Retired is what you are when you get new
> tires.
> > > > Dead
> > > > is what you get when you are too tired to
> get
> > new
> > > > tires, for ones that should have been
> retired.J
> > > Von
> > > > Trapp
> > > > Right...If you alwys do right you will be
> > alright,
> > > > but
> > > > if you always do wrong it is not alright to
> be
> > all
> > > > wrong.J Von Trapp 2005
> > > > Rude..A rude person, is usually such,
> because
> > they
> > > > lack the strength to be otherwise. A
> strong
> > rude
> > > > man
> > > > is just a rude boob.J von Trapp 2003xx
> > > > Salesmanship...It is not he who has the
> best
> > > product
> > > > or the best price, it is he who talks with
> the
> > > > biggest
> > > > line of bull. For a lot of bull can move
> a
> > > > mountain,
> > > > but a few cows can feed an army.J Von Trapp
> > 11-03
> > > > Smell...If you smell me and I smell you and
> we
> > > both
> > > > smell, we must stink.J von Trapp 2003 xxx
> > > > Snake...A snake in the grass will bite you
> in
> > the
> > > > axe.Axe me no questions & I will chop
> you no
> > > lies.J
> > > > Von Trapp 2000
> > > > Speak...A smart man listens, a fool speaks,
> and
> > a
> > > > dumb
> > > > man lets his actions speak for him, while
> > jumping
> > > > off
> > > > a bridge.J von Trapp 2003
> > > > Strange...Morning Sickness and Moming
> Sickness
> > > look
> > > > the same in "MICROSOFTWORD", well, I guess
> the
> > are
> > > > they same.J Von Trapp, 2003
> > > > Success is getting what you want. Happiness
> is
> > > > liking
> > > > what you get.J Von Trapp
> > > > Success...MOST COMPANIES ARE BETTER AT
> > PROSPECTING
> > > > FOR
> > > > NEW CUSTOMERS THAN MAINTAINING THE EXISTING
> > > CUSTOMER
> > > > BASE.J Von Trapp
> > > > TAXES...THEY TAKES OUR TAXES & THROWS
> IT
> > AWAY
> > > FASTER
> > > > THAN WE CAN EARN IT. THEY TAX US TO BE BORN,
> TO
> > > DIE,
> > > > TO GET MARRIED, TO SPIT ON THE STREET, OR
> SIT ON
> > > THE
> > > > SHEET.J VON TRAPP: SPEAKING OF TAXES 2002
> > > > The more sane the man, the less he can be
> > > himself.J
> > > > von Trapp 2003xx
> > > > Wealth...You can never have too much wealth
> if
> > you
> > > > pay
> > > > income taxes.J von trapp 11-03
> > > > Wish...If you often wish you had something,
> but
> > > > never
> > > > seem to get it, how much is wishing worth,
> or is
> > > it
> > > > worth as much as setting and attaining a
> goal,
> > and
> > > > realizing your wish through your own
> effert.J
> > von
> > > > Trapp 2003
> > > > xxx Robot...The day a robot builds a new
> robot,
> > > more
> > > > complex and better that itself, is the
> beginning
> > > of
> > > > robotic evolution and the end of mankind.
> For
> > > that
> > > > matter could we be complex biotic robots
> built
> > by
> > > > another robot and our own evolution is
> robotic
> > > > evolution.J von Trapp 2004
> > > > zzz Young...You are only young once, but you
> can
> > > > stay
> > > > immature indefinitely.J Von Trapp
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
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> > > >
> > > > With pretensions that now seem delirious,
> > > > For a man in the habit
> > > > Of a powder-blue rabbit
> > > > Can't expect to be taken too serious.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Should we get out of Iraq, or should we
> kill
> > more
> > > > American soldiers?
> > > > Should we ever have gotten in there in the
> first
> > > > place?
> > > >
> > > > Why would one man want to kill another, I
> would
> > > not
> > > > want to kill my neighbor, tho I might hate
> his
> > > dog.
> > > > I
> > > > would not want to kill his dog either, no
> > mattrer
> > > > how
> > > > much he might keep me awake. Actually, I
> would
> > go
> > > > to
> > > > jail for killing my neighbor, or his dog.
> Why
> > is
> > > it
> > > > ok for a soldier to kill another soldier,
> Oh,
> > > > because
> > > > the other, is trying to kill him. So, I
> guess
> > it
> > > is
> > > > ok to kill my neighbor or his dog if they
> are
> > > trying
> > > > to kill me. But they wouldn’t want to
> kill
> > me
> > > > because
> > > > I do not want to kill them. Is there
> anyone
> > you
> > > > want
> > > > to kill, would you, could you do it, and
> what
> > > would
> > > > be
> > > > the repercussions. I do not covet my
> neighbors
> > > wife
> > > > or property, nor would I covet someone in
> > Iraq’s
> > > > property. I do not wish anyone dead, and I
> do
> > not
> > > > wish them to wish me dead. What is the
> answer,
> > > why
> > > > does A wish B dead, why does A wish C to
> kill B.
> >
> > > > Why
> > > > can’t everyone be happy with what they
> have,
> > no
> > > > matter
> > > > how little it might be. I started with
> nothing,
> > I
> > > > worked all my life, now I have something.
> I
> > did
> > > not
> > > > rob from Peter or rob from Paul to pay
> Peter. I
> > do
> > > > not
> > > > wish to push my beliefs no matter how strong
> or
> > > weak
> > > > they may be on someone else, let them
> believe
> > what
> > > > they like, but let them leave me alone to
> > believe
> > > > what
> > > > I want. Let sleeping dogs lie, let
> eating
> > pigs
> > > > eat.
> > > > Let those of a kind let the other kind do
> as
> > they
> > > > do,
> > > > Ah but what do you do if the other kind wish
> to
> > do
> > > > harm to your kind, I guess you hire an army
> to
> > > fight
> > > > the other kind, and bomb them back to the
> stone
> > > age,
> > > > or the straw age, or the stick and stone
> age.
> > Let
> > > > the
> > > > big bad wolf stay away from my door no
> matter
> > how
> > > > hard
> > > > he may blow, nor how hard he may puff, I
> guess
> > > there
> > > > is no other way than to build a bigger and
> > > stronger
> > > > house than the big bad wolf, or any other
> > animal,
> > > > that
> > > > wants to eat me, or take what I have.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Facts: Taken from Royal Caribbean Cruise
> Lines,
> > > > slide
> > > > show, before “Show”
> > > >
> > > > Text
> > > > FACT: 2 rats could produce 1 million
> offspring
> > in
> > > 18
> > > > months. FACT: Before 1859, Baseball umpires
> sat
> > > > behind
> > > > home plate in a rocking chair.
> > > > FACT: An old English law said, you can’t
> beat
> > your
> > > > wife with anything wider than your thumb.
> > Hence,
> > > > “The
> > > > Rule of Thumb.” FACT: In olden days, when
> a
> > town
> > > > wanted to get rid of someone, they burned
> down
> > > their
> > > > house. Hence: “Getting Fired.”
> > > > FACT: In World War II, fighter pilots had
> > machine
> > > > gun
> > > > ammo belts 27 feet long, if they used a
> whole
> > belt
> > > > on
> > > > one target, it got “The Whole 9 Yards.”
> FACT:
> >
> > > > Motorola’s 1st product was a record player
> for
> > > > automobiles, Victrola was the leading
> record
> > > player.
> > > >
> > > > Hence: “Motorola.”
> > > >
> > > > Fact: The 1883 Liberty Head Nickel had a
> “V”
> > on
> > > the
> > > > back, but did not say "CENTS". Since when
> > plated
> > > > with
> > > > a thin layer of gold it could pass for a
> $5.00
> > > gold
> > > > piece, Josh Tatum would spend one for a 5
> cent
> > > > purchase & if he got $4.95 change he
> was
> > ahead; if
> > > > the
> > > > clerk saw it was just a nickel, he was
> "Just
> > > > Joshing".
> > > >
> > > > I know this is a long email, but below this
> > point
> > > > remains basically the same month to month
> with
> > > minor
> > > > changes…When I have nothing else to
> do…Which
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> > > not
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Lousy job interviews...
> > > >
> > > > A job applicant challenged the interviewer
> to an
> > > arm
> > > > wrestle.
> > > >
> > > > Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that
> she
> > > > could
> > > > listen to the interviewer and the music at
> the
> > > same
> > > > time.
> > > >
> > > > Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch
> and
> > > > proceeded
> > > > to eat a hamburger and french fies in the
> > > > interviewer’s
> > > > office.
> > > >
> > > > Candidate explained that her long-term goal
> was
> > to
> > > > replace the interviewer.
> > > >
> > > > Candidate said he never finished high
> school
> > > because
> > > > he
> > > > was kidnapped and kept in a closet in
> Mexico.
> > > >
> > > > Balding Candidate excused himself and
> returned
> > to
> > > > the
> > > > office a few minutes later wearing a
> headpiece
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Declaration of Independence
> > > >
> > > > We hold these truths to be self-evident,
> that
> > all
> > > > men
> > > > are
> > > > created equal; that they are endowed by
> their
> > > > Creator
> > > > with
> > > > inherent and inalienable rights; that among
> > these,
> > > > are
> > > > life,
> > > > liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; that
> to
> > > > secure
> > > > these
> > > > rights, governments are instituted among
> men,
> > > > deriving
> > > > their
> > > > just powers from the consent of the
> governed;
> > that
> > > > whenever
> > > > any form of government becomes destructive
> of
> > > these
> > > > ends,
> > > > it is the right of the people to alter or
> > abolish
> > > > it,
> > > > and to
> > > > institute new government, laying its
> foundation
> > on
> > > > such
> > > > principles, and organizing its powers in
> such
> > > form,
> > > > as
> > > > to
> > > > them shall seem most likely to effect their
> > safety
> > > > and
> > > > happiness.
> > > > --Declaration of Independence 1776
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ****************
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > If I can by any lucky chance, in these days
> of
> > > evil,
> > > > rub out one wrinkle from the brow of care,
> or
> > > > beguile
> > > > the heavy heart of one moment of sorrow; if
> I
> > can
> > > > now
> > > > and then penetrate through the gathering
> film of
> > > > misanthropy, prompt a benevolent view of
> human
> > > > nature,
> > > > and make my reader more in good humor with
> his
> > > > fellow
> > > > beings and himself, surely, surely....etc.
> > etc.
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Washington Irvington
> > > >
> > > > \||/
>
> >
> > > > |
> @___oo
> >
> > > > /\ /\ / (__,,,,|
> > > > ) /^\) ^\/ _)
> > > > ) /^\/ _)
> > > > ) _ / /
> _) <this
> > is a dragon, not
> > > a
> > > > dog.
> > > > /\ )/\/ || | )_)
> “
> > “ “
> > >
> > > > rockinghorse
> > > > < > |(,,) )__)
>
> > “ “ “
> > >
> > > > dodo bird, etc
> > > > || / \)___)\
>
> >
> > > > | \____( )___) )___
> >
> > > > \______(_______;;; __;;;
> > > >
> > > > Sorry, the DRAGON doesn’t print out right
> on
> > Yahoo
> > > > email.
> > > > (well I guess they fixed it.) ((Or maybe
> not.)
> >
> > > >
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Thought for the day: If you look like a
> duck,
> > > quake;
> > > > If you feel like a dog, barf; If you smell
> like
> > a
> > > > pig,
> > > > (How does a pig smell, why with it’s nose
> > silly)
> > > > close
> > > > your snout. (Is that where snot comes from,
> the
> > > > snout?) ((So many questions, so little time
> to
> > > > answer
> > > > them. JLT))
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> > > > ***
> > > > 6 STEPS TO WEALTH (Or any worthwhile goal.)
> > > > (NAPOLEON HILL)
> > > > 1: FIX IN YOUR MIND THE EXACT AMOUNT YOU
> WANT TO
> > > > HAVE.
> > > > 2: DETERMINE EXACTLY WHAT YOU INTEND TO GIVE
> IN
> > > > RETURN
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> > > > DESIRE.
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> > > > EACH
> > > > OF THESE STEPS.
> > > > 6: READ YOUR STATEMENT ALOUD TWICE A DAY.
> > Picture
> > > > yourself already attaining your goal.
> > > > (Example)
> > > > 6 step goal to loose xx pounds.
> > > > I will loose weight and weigh only xxx
> pounds
> > by
> > > > 2-6-03. I will do this by eating low fat
> > foods,
> > > > avoiding candy & sweets & soda
> > pop. I will also
> > > > exercise every day, taking a 40 minute walk
> or
> > > going
> > > > to the gym.
> > > > Plan
> > > > Loose 12.21 lbs a month
> > > > Loose 1.15 lbs a week
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