6th March 2007
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The Garda, a disagreeable sort, stops a local farmer on a minor infraction
and proceeds to berate the poor man this way and that, dressing him down most
unfairly. After the lecture, which the farmer takes well, the constable starts
writing the poor man up. While he's writing, he keeps swattin' at flies circling
his head.
"The circle flies botherin' ya, are they?" says the farmer.
"Why do ya call 'em circle flies, old man?"
"We call 'em that on
the farm 'cause we find 'em flying around and around the horses' behinds." says
the farmer.
"Are you callin' me a horse's behind?" snarls the Garda.
"Oh saints, no," protests the farmer. "T'wouldn't think of such a
thing." And the Garda goes back to writing.
"...kinda hard to fool the flies, though."
After listening, he had her sit down in another room and told her to relax. The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor calmly continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband's obituary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word and he remembered Pete and wasn't it too bad about him passing away.
She thanked him for his kind words and bemoaned the fact that she only had two dollars. But she wrote out the obituary, "Pete died."
The newsman said he thought old Pete deserved more and he'd give her three more words at no charge.
Mrs. Pete Monaghan thanked him and rewrote the obituary: "Pete died. Boat for sale"
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There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!--knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.
The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves.
The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and --Wham!!!"-- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears."
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One stormy day, Mary Poppins was walking down a dirt road. She became very tired from walking, and decided to rest at a nearby motel. As she walked inside, she put her umbrella on the umbrella rack, then asked the person behind the counter for a room.
"Hello, I would like a room just for tonight," Mary Poppins said to the man.
"Well, you're just in luck because we have one room left," he replied.
Mary Poppins looked very pleased. After the man handed her the keys to the room, he then added,"Oh, by the way, would you like room service to bring you up something to eat?"
"Why, certainly," Mary Poppins answered, "I would like some cauliflower, swiss cheese, and eggs thank you very much."
"Okay, we'll have it right up in a minute." he said.
So, Mary Poppins went up to her room, and as the man said, room service gave her cauliflower, eggs, and swiss cheese.
The next day, as Mary Poppins was checking out of the motel, the man asked her how she enjoyed her meal.
"Well," she started,"The cauliflower was good, and so was the cheese, but the eggs weren't very tasty."
"Well, over there we have something called the suggestion box. So, if you have anything to write down, thn feel free to,"the man said in response.
So, Mary Poppins walked over the suggestion box, wrote something down on a piece of paper, put it in, grabbed her umbrella, then left.
The man was very curious as to what she wrote. So he walked over to the suggestion box, and looked at what she wrote down.
He read: Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrociuos.
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"Does this hurt?" he asks, as his patient's knuckles whitened. Finally the dentist stood back and asked:
"Do you eat lots of candy?"
"No."
"Do you drink lots of soda pop?"
"Very seldom."
"Have you been brushing every day?"
"Yes doctor, three times a day."
"Well, I can't think of anything that's causing all the cavities you have. Can you think of anything?"
"Well, I do like hollandaise sauce an awful lot."
"Hollandaise sauce?"
"Yes, I love the stuff. I have it on everything. On toast, eggs, cereal, ice-cream, pancakes, and so on. I just can't get enough of it!"
"Well, I'll tell you what, let me put in a plate and see if it helps."
The dentist put a plate into his patients mouth, and sent him on his way, with instructions to come back in six months for a check-up. The months passed quickly enough, and soon the man was back into the chair.
"Doc, I can't believe it! Since you put that plate in, I've had no problems with my teeth at all! What was it made of anyway?"
"It was a chrome plate."
"Chrome? Why a chrome plate?"
"Well you know," said the dentist...
"THERE'S NO PLATE LIKE CHROME FOR THE HOLLANDAISE!!!"
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