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Among life's mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolate can make a woman gain five pounds.
Forget love -- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.
Stress wouldn't be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.
Eat a square meal a day - a box of chocolate.
Other things are just food. But chocolate is chocolate.
Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
A little too much chocolate is just about right.
In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
There's more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.
A father was explaining ethics to his son who was about to go into business: "Son, suppose a woman comes into your shop and buys $100 worth of merchandise. She pays you with a $100 bill. As she goes out the door, you discover that she had given you two $100 bills. Now, here's where the ethical question comes in: Should you, or should you not tell your partner?"
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Where to find them or " The Natural Environment"
Dustbunnies have been around for centuries and are an untouched resource of easy-care pets for our busy life styles. They have lived quietly along side us and have already been domesticated.
You probably have one or two which have "adopted" you and you wouldn't even know it. The Dustbunny seeks out spaces that receive little traffic, and preferably dark - although some do become curious of the outside world.
DUSTBUNNY DEFENSES
Dustbunnies have their own paratrooper squads that one
must be on the look-out for. However, since the Dustbunnies do not have their
own Airforce they depend on fan blades to transport them, so invasions usually
take plan during warm summer days. There are also small legions of foot soldiers
that parade across the floor when the ventilation units are turned on. When
heavy objects are moved they will scurry for cover. This is the best time for
capture.
DUSTBUNNY SOCIAL LIFE
Dust Bunnies are very prolific. There is no such
thing as ONE Dust Bunny. Left to their own vices, dustbunnies will reproduce at
alarming rates. Dustbunnies like to use stereo-systems as their own personal
Singles Clubs. Dancing usually takes place on the older models with a LP
turntable, as the laser show of the CD drives have been linked to Fur Cancer in
studies conducted at DBU (Dust Bunny University). Believe it or not DISCO is
still their favorite music. If you find any dancing on the head of you needle,
please remove gently and place off to the side so they can catch their breath.
DUSTBUNNY CARE
Care for dustbunnies is very low maintenance. Feeding:
Dust Bunnies will find their own food. They have a tendency to turn vegetarian -
if you do not wish them to eat your houseplants you may wish to gently wipe them
off the leaves with a gentle but firm "no". Dustbunnies need a quiet, dark place
to make a hutch or home, under beds and dressers are the ideal spots. If you
wish them to find their own space, don't be surprised if you catch them crawling
the walls and hanging from the chandeliers. Dust Bunnies prefer small hidden
places where no on looks.
DUSTBUNNY HEALTH CARE
Unlike many pets, Dustbunnies do not need
inoculations or veterinary visits. If your Dustbunny begins to look peaked,
build it a nest of laundry lint and in a few days your pet will be looking fine
and frisky.
MAKING YOUR HOME DUSTBUNNY FRIENDLY
If you are missing an item, check the
Dust Bunny hutch. Unlike Raccoons who will actively look for goodies,
Dustbunnies will only take what they can get easily especially anything left on
the floor near their home.
NATURAL ENEMIES OF THE DUSTBUNNY
Giant sucking machines (i.e. Hoovers,
Kirbys, Dust Vacs, etc.) keep them as far away from your Dustbunny if you don't
want to scare them.
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