3rd March 2007
Gadzooks!
Ohio's Unsolved Mysteries
Many strange happening are occuring
all around us-in the sky and on the ground. Unexplained
occurrences. This
group serves those who want to learn more about the paranormal,
ghost
sightings, UFO sightings, ancient Atlantean history, Egyptology, and
other similar topics. The
area included is Ohio and it's bordering states,
but all are welcome to join.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Ohio_Unsolved_Mysteries/
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Friends Luvin' Each
Other
This is where all friends come together for each
other offering advice and help and interesting
conversation. A friend is
someone true and for real, A friend is someone who really means a
great deal.
A friend won't hurt you, A friend won't lie. A friend will never say
good-bye.
A friend is there through the Good and bad, A friend is there to
cheer you up when you're sad.
A friend is always there with a shoulder to cry
on. We are a great bunch of people. We also
post poems and jokes as well as
freebies everyday no s/h please come join us
-It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
-Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
-If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
-When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
-It's not hard to meet expenses - they're everywhere.
-The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
-These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter - I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered: "Call for backup."
Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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Amnesia: Would you mind repeating the question?
Apathy: Don’t
know, don’t care.
Dyslexia: Beeing sackwards.
Idealist: One who has both
feet planted in the air.
Ignorance: Don’t know, don’t care.
Indifference:
Who cares?
Irreverent: I swear to God, you ask too many
questions.
Over-protective: I don’t know if you’re ready for the
answer.
Paranoid: You probably think I don’t know the answer,
right?
Procrastination: I’m busy right now - tell you later.
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WEDDING – GOLDEN:
with the stamina to fight it out to the finish
is apt to overlook the fact
that she picked him for her husband.
Without it,
husbands and wives
would have to fight with strangers.
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer.
For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail.
Amen."
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