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Today's Joke:
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says "What's this?" She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there." He goes, "Jeez...oooh....I..." She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."
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Two bowling teams charter a double-decker bus; they're going to Atlantic City for the weekend. One team is in the bottom of the bus, and the other team is in the top of the bus. The team down below is whooping it up when one of them realizes he doesn't hear anything from the top. He walks up the stairs, and here are all the guys from the second team clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles, scared ot death. He says, "What the heck's goin' on? We're down here havin' a grand old time." One of the guys from the second team says, "Yeah, but you guys've got a *driver.*"
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Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Kathy's in the bathrom. As Jimmy's getting undressed he says to himself, "How am I going to tell her? How am I going to tell my new wife that I have the world's smelliest feet?" Then he throws his socks under the bed. Kathy walks out of the bathroom, and, too chicken to face her, Jimmy runs past her and *he* goes into the bathroom. Kathy sits on the edge of the bed and says to herself, How am I going to tell him? How am I going to tell my new husband that I have the world's worst breath? I've got to tell him." Just then Jimmy walks out of the bathroom. Kathy runs up to him, gives him a huge wet kiss, pulls back and says, "Honey, I've got to tell you something." Jimmy says, "Yeah, I know. You just ate my socks."
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A husband and wife team entered a service station, waving guns and
threatened to rob the place. The man took the manager at gunpoint
into the office where the safe was located, while the woman stayed
out front with the assistant manager. Making small talk during the
robbery, the assistant manager told the woman about the great contest
the store was sponsoring and said that if she filled out an entry
form, she might win a slew of different prizes. The excited woman
quickly filled out the form, using her real name, address, and phone
number. She then crossed her fingers for good luck and handed the
form to the assistant manager. The couple was quickly arrested
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a) If a plane crashes on the border of the US and Canada where are the survivors buried?

b) An electric train is traveling due south. The wind is coming from the east, which way will the trains' smoke blow?

c) A rooster is sitting on the roof of Joe's house. If he lays an egg and it rolls to the right, it lands in Joes property. But if rolls to the left, it will be on his neighbor Sam's land. Should Sam be allowed to keep the eggs?

d) Joe also has a potato plant that is growing near the edge of his property. Sam says he wants to pick any potato he sees growing over his fence. Can Sam pick the potato?



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a) survivors aren't buried

b) electric trains don't have smoke

c) roosters don't lay eggs

d) potatoes grow underground
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Clean Jokes
 
It was 6 p. m. , and I was about to leave the coin laundry where I was
employed.

My boss called me over and asked if I would mind dropping off someone's laundry on my way home.

"It's for my cousin," she apologized, "who's eight months pregnant and
can't get out much anymore."

I cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address, knocked at the door.

A little girl, the sister-to-be, answered.

"Hi, there," I said with a big smile.
"Is your mommy home?"

Holding up the white bundle of clothes, I explained,
"I have a delivery for her."

The child's mouth dropped, and her eyes went wide.
"Mom!" she shrieked, "come quick! It's the stork!"
 
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I use two computers, three ISPs and a fax machine. I subscribe to two daily papers and one weekly one. I watch the news on every channel every evening.

And my kids have the nerve to tell me I'm out of touch.

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