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Today's Joke:
The story is told of the Atheist who accosted a preacher. "Do
you believe in eternal life?" The preacher has no time to reply. "Well its a
load of rubbish!" shouted the Atheist. "I believe in science, evolution,
survival of the fittest, and when we die, that's it! No eternal life, no great
judgement, and no God!" The Atheist continues his assault against the preacher
repetitiously and tirelessly. "Eternal life! Eternal life! Ha! "Its all pie in
the sky when you die." When I die that's it, the end, no eternal life, no
nothing. He continues, until he reaches his climax, "I will be buried six feet
under when I die and that's it! Nothing! Caput! When I die I am utterly
convinced that that will be the end of me!" "Well thank God for that" replies
the preacher!
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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he
hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little
Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Behind
him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in
complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. "You sign! You
sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look mate, you've obviously got the wrong bloke.
Push off", and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the
door again. When he opens it the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of
brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign!
You sign!" Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the
little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, push off ! You've got the wrong bloke!
I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again. The following day,
Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door
again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinaman thrusting a
clipboard under his nose, shouting "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very
large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he
picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want
these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give
these to?" The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his
clipboard, and says: "You not Nissan Maindealer?"
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I regularly do my exercises
first thing in the morning. Immediately
after waking, I sternly say to myself, "Ready, now. Up. Down. Up.
Down."And after two strenuous minutes I tell
myself,"Okay, now try the other eyelid."
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A man was just coming out of
anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at
his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're
beautiful."
Flattered, the wife
continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up
and said, "You're cute."
"What happened to
'beautiful?'" she asked him.
"The drugs are wearing off,"
he replied.
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