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Today's Joke:
The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names. He jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states. One lad snickered, "Yes, but in those days there were only 13"....
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A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"

He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise...'"
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BE READY FOR APRIL FOOL'S DAY!
 
Real labels
On the "CycleAware" helmet-mounted mirror:
    "Remember:  Objects in the mirror are actually behind you."

On a large folding cardboard sunshade for car windscreens:
    "Do not attempt to operate vehicle with sunshade in place."

On a car lock which loops around both the clutch pedal and the
steering wheel:
    "Warning - Remove lock before driving."

On a packet of juggling balls:
    "This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters.  Not
    suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8
    years in the USA."

Seen on a camera:
    "This camera only works when there is film inside."

On a bottle of flavored milk drink:
    "After opening, keep upright."

On a can of windscreen de-icing spray:
    "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."

On a can of insect spray:
    "Kills all kinds of insects!  Warning:  this spray is harmful to
    bees."

A different brand of insect spray:
    "Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying
    insects.  Not tested on animals."

On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines:
    "Protect from seawater."

On a Halloween Batman costume:
    "This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."
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 A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?" 

"Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night we're locked in our cells and don't see any television." 

"That's too bad," the reporter said, "But I do think it is nice that the warden lets you watch it in the daytime." 

"What do you mean, nice?" the inmate said. "That's part of the punishment!
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My sister had been ill, so I called to see how she was doing. My ten-year-old niece answered the phone. 

"Hello," she whispered. 

"Hi, Honey. How's your mother doing?" I asked. 

"She's sleeping," she answered, again in a whisper. 
"Did she go to the doctor?" I asked. 

"Yes. She got some medicine," my niece said softly. 

"Well, don't wake her. Just tell her I called. What are you doing, by the way?" 

Again in a soft whisper, she answered, "Practicing my trumpet."
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Today's links
 
Jokeworm's Random Quote
http://www.jokeworm.com/quotes/
Jokeworm's Random Cute Pic
http://www.jokeworm.com/cutepics/
Jokeworm's Random Fact.
http://www.jokeworm.com/facts/
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