Fwd: FW: HAVING A GOOD WIFE

[Abdoola Ebrahim Barmania]

HOPE THE 'BLOGGERS'..who receive this mail....

have a sense of 'humour'.

15 th january ,2014.abdoola.ebrahim.barmania.....dooley..

 

 

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LESSON - HAVING A GOOD WIFE

 

 

 

 

An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.
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Cool message by a woman : Dear mother-in-law,
"don't teach me how to handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement."
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A kid was beaten by his mom .
Dad came home and asked , What happened son?
Kid said : Can't adjust with your wife anymore,
I need my own.
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In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on Bob's wife.
Wife : Shoot him! Shoot him!
Bob : Yes, yes. I'm changing the battery in my camera..
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What is the difference between mother and wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Husband and wife are like 2 tires of a vehicle .
If one punctures, the vehicle can't move further.
Moral : Always keep a spare tire....
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Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches how to choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen.
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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life..!!
Why?
Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!