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[Satish Bansal]

 "You're Rahul Gandhi, says Budhi- Ram.

A gwala (cattle  herder) named Budhi Ram was overseeing his herd in a remote  mountainous pasture in Himachal when suddenly a brand-new  BMW advanced toward him  out of a cloud of dust. 

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out  the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly  how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you  give me a calf?"
  
Budhi Ram  looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" 
  
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his  macBook Air computer, connects it to his iphone, and surfs  to a NASApage on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. 
      
The young man then opens the digital photo in iPhoto and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany . 
 
Within  seconds, he receives an email on his iPhone that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his iPhone and, after a few minutes, receives a response.  
  
Finally, he prints out a full-color,  150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized LaserJet printer, turns to Budhi Ramy and says, "You have  exactly 1,586 cows and  calves."         
 
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,"
 says Budhi- Ram. 
        
He watches the young man select one of  the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. 
       
Then Budhi Ram says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly who you are &  what is your business , will you give me back my  calf?"      
      
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" 
     
"You're Rahul Gandhi, says Budhi- Ram. 
      
"Wow! That's correct,"  says the yuppie idiot, "but how did you guess that?" 
 
"No guessing  required." answered Budhi Ram. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter.  This is a herd of sheep. - Now give  me back my dog.

God, Please Save India !!!

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