FW: [FFO] Brick Recruitment !!!!!!

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Satish Bansal

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Subject: FW: [FFO] Brick Recruitment !!!!!!


 
 

   

 
 
 
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

 
 Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.


 
 Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
 The room and close the door.


 
 Leave them alone and come back
 After 6 hours and then analyze
 The situation.


 
 
 
 
 If they are counting the
 Bricks.
 Put them in the accounts
Department.


 
 
 If they are recounting them..
 Put them in auditing ..


 
 
 If they have messed up the
 Whole place with the bricks.
 Put them in engineering.


 
 
 
 If they are arranging the
 Bricks in some strange order.
 Put them in planning.
 
 
 
 If they are throwing the
 Bricks at each other.

Put them in operations .

 
 
 If they are sleeping.
 Put them in security.


 
 
 If they have broken the bricks
 Into pieces.
 Put them in information
 Technology
.


 
 
 
 If they are sitting idle.
 Put them in human resources.
 
 
 
 If they say they have tried
 Different combinations, yet

Not a brick has
 Been moved. Put them in sales.


 
 
 If they have already left for
 The day.
 Put them in marketing...



 
 
 If they are staring out of the
 Window.
 Put them on
strategic
 Planning..


 
 
 And then last but not least.
 If they are talking to each

Other and not a single brick
 Has been
 Moved.


 
 
 Congratulate them and put them

In Top management

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