[PBL][PB] Almost done...

[Jennifer Lau]

Hi Publets, 

You're almost done with the semester with just the yearbook left! Seeing as we have less than a week till we go print, it is imperative that you finish all your pages ON TIME at 300 resolution and handed in to us by this weekend. No exceptions. 

I am being utterly serious about the deadline this friday-everything must be completed by then. You will not be allowed to set foot out my door if there is anything incomplete. I don't care if you have other things to go to or homework to do, we gave you two weeks to do your pages and it is your fault for not starting earlier and not procrastinating. We even had a work party just last Saturday in which only 2 of you bothered to show up. If you cannot finish, you will not sleep. You will not rest. You will not leave. You will get it all done no matter what. Amy and I gave you plenty of time and it is your responsibility to allocate your own time and workload. If you try to shirk your pages, there will be grave consequences. I will not hesitate to pull out your intestines through your nose and wear it as a bloody necklace. You knew about the yearbook deadline. I don't care about your pathetic excuses for not finishing by friday. 

You will pay the price if you fail to do as mentioned.

Remember to go to each committee's meeting and give them the option between "a hard-cover bound yearbook printed in color at $30 or a digital version on a USB for a significantly reduced price." Neither will be free. If they are unwilling to pay, then they get nothing. Cry me a river. 

Here are the remaining delegations:

1. Matt-CS
2. Jessica-SO
3. Amy-FI
4. Jennifer-MK

Here are the yearbook divisions should you suddenly have amnesia and forget what you're doing: 

1. ALWAYS SET RESOLUTION TO 300

1. If you don’t, your pages will come out blurry

2. NEVER EVER take photos from Facebook

1. those will come out blurry too

2. ask historians for the ORIGINAL photos

3. Deadline is Friday 4/26, you cannot leave the work party without being done. you will eat, sleep and breathe in my apartment until you finish. No one leaves unless everything is completed to our specifications.

   I live at 2116 Allston Way #704.

4. Pages

1. Committee pages

1. get pictures ASAP so you can get started on your pages

2. Jessica - FI, CO, MK, SO

3. Logan - HT, IN, CS, PD, EX

2. Superlatives

1. Alison - first 10

2. Jeff - last 10

3. Events

1. Matt - members retreat, cm initiation, professional day, sblc, poker tournament, sports with keen, concessions

2. Bonghyun - resume critique, cm workshop-CO & PB, in events, social events, professor dinners, springland festival.

Upcoming Events

1. [OF] Officer Meeting

1. Tuesday 4/23

2. 8pm @ Cheit C320

2. [EX] Fourth Gen

1. Thursday 4/25

2. 7pm @ 101 Moffit

Love,

Your Chairs.