>> In a gathering, a doctor from U.K. says: "In U.K. the medicine is so
>> advanced that we cut off a man's hand; we transplant it into another
>> man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for a job.
>>
>> The German doctor comments: That's nothing, in Germany we take a part
>> of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head,
>> and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job.
>>
>> The Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out
>> half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's
>> chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job.
>>
>> The Iranian doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues.
>> You are way behind us.... ... In our country about eight years ago we
>> found a person with no brains, no heart ....we made him
>> our President , and now....... the whole country is looking for jobs.