
Things Got Ya
Down? Well Then, Consider
These .
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless
of their medical condition This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why
the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few
minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the
ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the
evil spirits. Just when
the clock struc k 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered
the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum
cleaner.
Still Having a Bad
Day????
The average
cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At
a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being
released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute
later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you
are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the
kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking
his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
Walkman.
Are Ya OK Now? -
No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in
Bonn , Germany .. Suddenly, all
two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding
madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?!? STILL having a Bad
Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay
enough postage on a letter
bomb.
It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was
the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!
There
now, Feeling
Better?