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stacey bronstein, FumPeR

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Nov 22, 1993, 8:42:28 AM11/22/93
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In article <93324.154...@psuvm.psu.edu>, White Knight
<TAM...@psuvm.psu.edu> says:
>
>Did you get to this campus on the mentally handicapped scholarship?
>I was posted here in an attempt to inform the masses that Penn State
>isn't this nice little school that cares about everyone and is this one

Welcome to Penn State, Please bend over. Pepsi makes *such* a refreshing
enema.

>big happy campus. When its really an institution that's about 20 years
>behind in its teaching practices and stands as the model of
>inefficientcy everywhere. That this campus sweeps things under the
>carpet. It was not posted here for someone away from this campus to
>make comments about my facts. Try opening your eyes around here Kurt
>and get away from your computer once in awhile and you'll see what I
>mean.

Despite the fact that I hate it here and can't wait to get out, I have
to respond to this nonsense. Yep, they sweep things under the carpet.
Yep, research is more important than teaching. Yep, money means more to
"The Powers That Be" than we do. But let's think a minute...(Try it,
Grimace, dear. Close those eyes and squeeze real hard) Is this *any*
different from any other school? I think not. Hate to tell ya this
Grimace, but things wouldn't be any different anywhere else. Maybe you
can go from school to school and whine about how awful it is. Won't that
be fun to the rest of us on the net! *bounce* *bounce* NOT.

By the way, maybe you didn't get hired as a Lab-Op cuz you can't even
remember where the HELL you left your ID. It's been in one of the labs
for almost 3 weeks. Trace your steps (you know, the big fat hairy things
you left all over the sidewalks on campus) and see if you can remember
where it is. Have a beauty of a day.

Bass Rock

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Nov 22, 1993, 1:35:16 PM11/22/93
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In article <93326.084...@psuvm.psu.edu>, stacey bronstein, FumPeR

<SMB...@psuvm.psu.edu> says:
>
>In article <93324.154...@psuvm.psu.edu>, White Knight
><TAM...@psuvm.psu.edu> says:
>>
>>Did you get to this campus on the mentally handicapped scholarship?
>>I was posted here in an attempt to inform the masses that Penn State
>>isn't this nice little school that cares about everyone and is this one
>
>Welcome to Penn State, Please bend over. Pepsi makes *such* a refreshing
>enema.
>
Pepsi Sate University; if Penn State needed a corporate sponsor,they
could have chosen a much better drink (or product.)

>Despite the fact that I hate it here and can't wait to get out, I have
>to respond to this nonsense. Yep, they sweep things under the carpet.

What's nonsense to you is facts to someone else; go figure...

>Yep, research is more important than teaching. Yep, money means more to
>"The Powers That Be" than we do. But let's think a minute...(Try it,

Without money, how would their salaries get paid? ;)

>Grimace, dear. Close those eyes and squeeze real hard) Is this *any*
>different from any other school? I think not. Hate to tell ya this

Have you been to any other school; maybe someone from another school
should come in an speak on this, don't you think?

>Grimace, but things wouldn't be any different anywhere else. Maybe you
>can go from school to school and whine about how awful it is. Won't that
>be fun to the rest of us on the net! *bounce* *bounce* NOT.

Maybe you should have concrete evidence before making statements like that.

>
>By the way, maybe you didn't get hired as a Lab-Op cuz you can't even
>remember where the HELL you left your ID. It's been in one of the labs
>for almost 3 weeks. Trace your steps (you know, the big fat hairy things
>you left all over the sidewalks on campus) and see if you can remember
>where it is. Have a beauty of a day.

Maybe he didn't get hired as a Lab-Op cuz he's a SENIOR, or mabye becuase
his application was lost like that of another friend of mine!

Stacey, have a nice day; but please go away!

Bassist

Sleight of Hans

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Nov 22, 1993, 4:55:10 PM11/22/93
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In article <93326.133...@psuvm.psu.edu>, Bass Rock <JHA...@psuvm.psu.edu>
says:

>
>Maybe he didn't get hired as a Lab-Op cuz he's a SENIOR, or mabye becuase
>his application was lost like that of another friend of mine!
>

Maybe he didn't get hired because he's an idiot?
Maybe he didn't get hired because of that big lump on the side of his head?
Maybe your friend who "had his application lost" was a stoopid fuck?
Maybe you should go play on the freeway?

>Stacey, have a nice day; but please go away!

Stacey, stay where you are. Well, OK, move around a bit.

AH! I didn't say simoN says...

>Bassist

Simon says "Bassist, shut up."

| | Hans C. Masing, Penn State MIS Department | |
|o| President, Penn State Information Systems Association |o|
| | Satisfied OS/2 user since May 18, 1993. Still going! | |
|o| "The greatest danger of bombs is in the explosion of stupidity |o|
| | that they provoke." - Octave Mirabeau (1850-1917) | |

Bass Rock

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Nov 22, 1993, 5:25:13 PM11/22/93
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In article <93326.165...@psuvm.psu.edu>, A Lack of Manhood

<HCM...@psuvm.psu.edu> says:
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>In article <93326.133...@psuvm.psu.edu>, Bass Rock
><JHA...@psuvm.psu.edu>
>says:
>>
>>Maybe he didn't get hired as a Lab-Op cuz he's a SENIOR, or mabye becuase
>>his application was lost like that of another friend of mine!
>>
>
>Maybe he didn't get hired because he's an idiot?
Nope, try again...

>Maybe he didn't get hired because of that big lump on the side of his head?

What big lump? Maybe you should have YOUR head checked out!

>Maybe your friend who "had his application lost" was a stoopid fuck?

No, he isn't; you're one, though; now shut your trap you moron!

>Maybe you should go play on the freeway?

Mabye you should jump off Mt. Nittany...

>
>>Stacey, have a nice day; but please go away!
>
>Stacey, stay where you are. Well, OK, move around a bit.

Hans, please take the above advice, 'cause you're a waste of human life
(failed abortion, perhaps?)

>
>AH! I didn't say simoN says...

Who *cares?*

>
>>Bassist
>
>Simon says "Bassist, shut up."

Bassist says "Hans, get the Vaseline (you know what you can do to yourself.)"

>| | Satisfied OS/2 user since May 18, 1993. Still going! | |

Like your mouth; someone should put a foot in it (you already did!)

>|o| "The greatest danger of bombs is in the explosion of stupidity |o|
>| | that they provoke." - Octave Mirabeau (1850-1917) | |

And you're the prime example... go away and play in your sandbox...

Bassist

*MS-DOS: Microsoft Seeks Domination Of Society* | e-mail:
from "The Computer Crumudgeon," by Guy Kawasaki | jha...@psuvm.psu.edu
| jha...@psu.edu

William J Hunt

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Nov 22, 1993, 4:00:47 PM11/22/93
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Bass Rock <JHA...@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>In article <93326.084...@psuvm.psu.edu>, stacey bronstein, FumPeR
><SMB...@psuvm.psu.edu> says:

>>Yep, research is more important than teaching. Yep, money means more to
>>"The Powers That Be" than we do. But let's think a minute...(Try it,
>Without money, how would their salaries get paid? ;)

>>Grimace, dear. Close those eyes and squeeze real hard) Is this *any*
>>different from any other school? I think not. Hate to tell ya this
>Have you been to any other school; maybe someone from another school
>should come in an speak on this, don't you think?

welllll some schools football is most important ....

--
William J Hunt, Portland, Oregon, USA
bi...@rigel.cs.pdx.edu

White Knight

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Nov 22, 1993, 7:43:21 PM11/22/93
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In article <93326.084...@psuvm.psu.edu>, stacey bronstein, FumPeR
<SMB...@psuvm.psu.edu> says:
>
>In article <93324.154...@psuvm.psu.edu>, White Knight
><TAM...@psuvm.psu.edu> says:
>>
>>Did you get to this campus on the mentally handicapped scholarship?
>>I was posted here in an attempt to inform the masses that Penn State
>>isn't this nice little school that cares about everyone and is this one
>
>Welcome to Penn State, Please bend over. Pepsi makes *such* a refreshing
>enema.
>
Enema or douche? I guess you keep getting those two mixed up.. In
the future, your ass is the one without the hair. But in your case
it may be both...


>>big happy campus. When its really an institution that's about 20 years
>>behind in its teaching practices and stands as the model of
>>inefficientcy everywhere. That this campus sweeps things under the
>>carpet. It was not posted here for someone away from this campus to
>>make comments about my facts. Try opening your eyes around here Kurt
>>and get away from your computer once in awhile and you'll see what I
>>mean.
>
>Despite the fact that I hate it here and can't wait to get out, I have
>to respond to this nonsense. Yep, they sweep things under the carpet.

Yeah responding to your stuff is like responding to nonsense

>Yep, research is more important than teaching. Yep, money means more to
>"The Powers That Be" than we do. But let's think a minute...(Try it,

Don't forget football! If it wasn't for the football team, we would
be as well known as Utah State.... (no offense to people from that
university)

>Grimace, dear. Close those eyes and squeeze real hard) Is this *any*
>different from any other school? I think not. Hate to tell ya this

Yes it is different Sea Hag dear, Even campuses in this system
aren't run as moronically as this one. I have friends at other
campuses that are treated far better than we are, have better
equipment, and if you have a question it gets answered the first
time correctly instead of coming back with "Why do you want to know
that?"

>Grimace, but things wouldn't be any different anywhere else. Maybe you
>can go from school to school and whine about how awful it is. Won't that
>be fun to the rest of us on the net! *bounce* *bounce* NOT.
>
>By the way, maybe you didn't get hired as a Lab-Op cuz you can't even
>remember where the HELL you left your ID. It's been in one of the labs

If your refering to my old drivers license that is up in Beam BAB lab
that has been expired for almost 4 years, yes i know its up there.
Its not real important that I get it back now (or for that matter
ever). I'm not going to make a special trip over to Beam just to get
it! The next time I'm over there I'll probably get it.... Nothing to
worry your wart covered head over...


>for almost 3 weeks. Trace your steps (you know, the big fat hairy things
>you left all over the sidewalks on campus) and see if you can remember
>where it is. Have a beauty of a day.

And here I thought that was hair from your back that OPP cut off
with a weedeater. It was nice hearing from you Sea Hag... Don't be
afraid to bark hello to me sometime when I'm at my terminal...

White Knight
SADDLE UP!

White Knight

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Nov 22, 1993, 8:39:40 PM11/22/93
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In article <93326.165...@psuvm.psu.edu>, Sleight of Hans

<HCM...@psuvm.psu.edu> says:
>
>In article <93326.133...@psuvm.psu.edu>, Bass Rock
><JHA...@psuvm.psu.edu>
>says:
>>
>>Maybe he didn't get hired as a Lab-Op cuz he's a SENIOR, or mabye becuase
>>his application was lost like that of another friend of mine!
>>
>
>Maybe he didn't get hired because he's an idiot?

They hired you didn't they?

>Maybe he didn't get hired because of that big lump on the side of his head?

They didn't mind the three foot lump that sprouted upward from
your ass!

>Maybe your friend who "had his application lost" was a stoopid fuck?

They STILL hired you...

>Maybe you should go play on the freeway?
>

You first! And don't be afraid to cross it and go into the mine field

>>Stacey, have a nice day; but please go away!
>
>Stacey, stay where you are. Well, OK, move around a bit.
>

Yeah I wouldn't want to be the one that dusts her.

>AH! I didn't say simoN says...
>
>>Bassist
>
>Simon says "Bassist, shut up."
>

And I'm ordering you to sit on a live grenade!

White Knight
JACKPOT!

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