DON'T HAV A C0W D00DS!!

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HEY ALL YOU K00L D00DS!!! I"M BIFF!!! GOSH, YOU PEEPLE R NEETO!! YOU HAVE
SUCH NEET0 BBOARDZ!! I SURE LUV THE SIMPSONZ!!! I THEENK I"LL MARY THEM
HEE HEE HEE!!!
SAY, CAN I GO TO PENN STATE TO WATCH THE SIMPSONZ?!?! I HEER THEIR REELY
POPLER THER! IT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN HANGING WITH ALL THE KOOL D00DS!! I
WANT TO MEET ALL THOSE NEET0 D00DS FROM PSU.FLAME!! GOSH, THEIR KOOL!!!
I WANNA BE JUST LIKE THEM AFTER I GET OUT OF JUNIOR HIGH!! PSU IS REELY
NEET0!! THEY HAVE CAC T00. I WANT TO JOIN THAT CAC BBOARD!! CAN I??
I WANNA BE K00L LIKE LRL AND WHV... THERE ALL SUCH NEETO D00DS... BUT I
WANT TO BE CALLED FLEA. CUZ FLEE IS KOOL!! HE"Z MY HEER0!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY D00DZ.. I HAVE TO GO TO STUD-EEHALL HEE HEE HEE!!

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