Losers

[Mike Tolen]

In article <3l9hoe$7...@cronkite.ocis.temple.edu> ludwick@euclid (Kurt Ludwick) writes:
>From: ludwick@euclid (Kurt Ludwick)
>Subject: Re: Losers
>Date: 28 Mar 1995 17:41:34 GMT

>You stupid PSU weenie losers! Why don't you get a REAL basketball team
>like WE have here at Temple! At least WE can make the NCAA Tournament!

Well Kurt, we're working on that by building our new Jordan Center. This will
help recruiting. Another thing PSU has to offer is the fact that you wont get
mugged or robbed walking to class.

>Yeah, yeah, I hear you smart-aleck dickless wonders: "But you lost
>in the first round!" Well that's right! But that was only because
>Cincinatti, in the greatest random statistical fluke of all time,
>hit roughly 89% of their 3-pointers! No one can beat a freak of
>nature! And hell, you losers couldn't even win the NIT (Nobody
>Important Tournament!)!!! So envy us, the Temple Owls! HAHAHAHA!

Football. Come back to that one.

Mike

[Kurt Ludwick]

Mike Tolen (mjt...@psu.edu) wrote:

:Well Kurt, we're working on that by building our new Jordan Center. This will

:help recruiting. Another thing PSU has to offer is the fact that you wont get
:mugged or robbed walking to class.

Oh, yeah! We just get MUGGED walking to class all the time! We keeping
telling the University to quit scheduling classes at 2:00 AM, but they
just don't listen!

(Idiot. People don't get mugged on campus with hundreds of people around
in the middle of the day! Get a fucking clue.)

Yeah, Philly sucks. Fine. But not every part of town sucks in the
same way, or at the same time. You stupid fuckers, you act like you
know what the hell you're talking about when you don't. Losers,
losers, losers.

Oh, and if you think the Jordan Center's going to help recruiting, think
again. Come on! PSU's being in the Big Televen is what's going to help
recruiting! That is, unless the conference keeps on SUCKING as bad as this
year... yuck!

Kurt Ludwick
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